Questions and Answers

Just to clarify in case it is not obviously obvious:-

I DO NOT OWN ANY ARTEMIS FOWL CHARACTERS IN THIS FANFIC!! OR ACTUALLY ANY AT ALL!!

(unless I made extras up)

(which does not really apply to this FanFic)

(so you can ignore that last bit)

(except the bit about me not owning any of Eoin Colfer's people OK?)

(sorry about that )

OK on with the Questions. By the way, Questioner speaking is in "this sort of writing" and all the answers have the answerer's name in front.

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Artemis:- I don't have a least favourite subject. I enjoy the subjects that I can embarrass my tutors with my superior knowledge. Therefore quite obviously this applies to all subjects.

Butler:- Etiquette lessons at Madame Ko's Academy. Definitely. We had to walk around with books on our heads, rulers down our backs and whenever we walked passed an instructor we had to bow and say "Good day, Sir/ Madame" without dropping our books. Then we had to drink from ridiculously small teacups with our little fingers "pointing to the sky" (or rather the chandelier in the posh dinner hall we had to practise in.).

Foaly:- I didn't like art after I was told that I couldn't draw.

Holly:- I didn't really enjoy Scientific Studies. Perhaps that's because I always ended up paired with an imbecile and had to do all the work. And also, how interesting is it to look at a piece of rock trying to guess how old it was? Not very!! (Foaly of course would disagree with me entirely over this point.).

Juliet:- Etiquette lessons at Madame Ko's. I HATED THEM!! I always dropped the stupid book and got told off for slouching my back or something. But hey!! I only broke three teacups!! All of my brothers broke at least six!!

Mulch:- Sports was very annoyingly exhausting and painful so I used to sneak off to the kitchens when the coach wasn't looking.

Your favourite one?

Artemis:- I think I have already answered this question in the previous one. All subjects appeal to me if I am superior in my knowledge of them, alias, all subjects.

Butler:- I must admit I did enjoy blowing things up. Obviously I have matured since my academy days. Slightly.

Foaly:- Science of course!! I was the best in my class, and the year and even the whole school. Well there's no point being modest about it, I'm only telling the truth!!

Holly:- Virtual History because it felt really real with those virtual Helmet thingies on.

Juliet:- I really liked exploding targets but I was top in my class at martial arts. This may have something to do with my brothers teaching me almost every move there is before I even started the Academy.

Mulch:- Cookery. I know it sounds odd but actually it was fun. Even if nine times out of ten the ingredients mysteriously disappeared before anything was made out of them.

What is your most embarrassing moment?

Artemis:- I have previously mentioned a particularly embarrassing mathematics test result in a previous interview. I do not wish to repeat myself.

Butler:- Believe it or not I do have several. One particularly annoying memory is of doing chin-ups in a competition at the academy and me being in the lead until the bar came off the door frame and me landing on my backside...

Foaly:- I once lost a Science prize in a magazine. Please do not ask me any more details.

Holly:- Oh not this question again!! I think I have answered this question before. Oh come on!!OK. The only thing I am going to say is that it has something to do with a swear toad and my backside.

Juliet:- Oh please don't ask me this!! OK. If I must!! I once tripped over a guy rope holding up the bathroom tent and brought it crashing to the floor. Very embarrassing considering who was in there at the time...

Mulch:- I've already answered this in another interview. If you don't remember then perhaps me telling you that it involves setting off a motion sensor with my erm... talents will remind you.

How do you wind down after a long day?

Artemis:- Meditating allows me to relax if I am feeling tense for some reason.

Butler:- I don't.Oh come on!! OK. Quite literally my day never ends. I need to be ready for action 24hrs a day. I find that sleeping is a good way to relax.

Foaly:- I like to watch my own and other people's science lectures. It reminds me how good I am so I can relax without worrying someone will beat me at inventing or Science.

Holly:- At the moment there are a few new female recruits so I like talking to them about my day. I like playing crunch ball to burn off some extra energy but reading is a good way to wind down before bed.

Juliet:- Watch TV. Especially Wrestling.

Mulch:- A nice jug of warm beetle juice always sends me off to sleep at the end of a hard day's erm... after a hard day.

Were you in any school teams?

Artemis:- I am in the schools chess club after my parents began to question me about my social development. However I find that unless I am the leader in a team, teamwork is not for me. I work better on my own, which is why I chose chess over a team activity such as sport. Besides, with Butler around, physical exercise on my own part is rather unnecessary do you not think?

Butler:- Yes, we had sports teams in the academy and had competitions against other academies. I was the goalkeeper in football, (if you are American then I should point out here that this football means soccer just in case anyone gets confused) tight head prop in rugby and I also did some running, boxing, wrestling etc. The Competitive Team Assault Courses (the dreaded CTACS (that's pronounced SEE- TACKS) as some people called them) were my favourites though. Everyone else seemed to hate them but I thought they were good fun. Our team never lost in an inter-academy CTAC race and our academy won the Cup every year I was there.

Foaly:- I was leader of the Science Team. Oh and might I mention that because of this we never lost a competition.

Holly:- Yes, I was the only girl in the crunch ball team at school, a title that I am very proud of!!

Juliet:- Well I was in a lot of academy sports teams. I particularly liked the wrestling which might be why I am so interested in it now!! Please may I add here that I beat my big brother's winning record in wrestling. Not to rub it in or anything but NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH... (erm... how do you spell blowing a raspberry?)

Mulch:- I was in the speed digging team for a while but it was too tiring and there was nothing in it for me so I didn't really see the point of it.

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Well? And if anyone has anymore Questions I could ask the guys then please tell me. I'd gladly try to get them to answer them for you