Morbid: Hello There, this is our first POT fic...

Dark: hehe...POT...anyway..this probably extreamly OOC

Morbid: But thats what makes it fun!

Disclaimer: I dont even own my cat, he owns me, so how could i own POT. hehe POT.

Dark: wait...does that mean that Karupin owns Ryoma?

Morbid: Hmm...oh the possibilities...anyway, on with the show! er...fic...

Chapter 1

Disturbing Discoveries

Dear Diary,

Today was a horrible day. Momo almost beat me again. I'm so depressed now. I think I'll go talk to the cat. Karupin always makes me feel better. He's the only one I truly love. He truly cares about me from the bottom of his kitty soul.

At that exact moment, his door burst open to reveal the object of his disdain and Inui. Ryoma 'subtlety' shoved his 'journal' under a stack of papers on his desk.

"How did you get in my house?" Ryoma asked with a raised brow.

"Oh that, some old pervert let us in." Momo said cheerfully.

"Baka dad." Ryoma muttered to himself turning away from his desk.

"Hmm Ryoma's father is a pervert. This is very interesting data. I must write it down." Inui said pulling out his ever faithful data notebook causing Ryoma to shoot him a death glare, which he blatantly ignored.

After finishing his notes Inui looked up at Ryoma thoughtfully. "Ryoma, would you please go and get Momo and me drinks."

"Yeah, I'm dying of thirst over here!" Momo chimed in.

Ryoma shot them both a look that said 'aren't you the ones that burst into my house?'

"You know, I do have a new vitamin shake ready for testing." Inui said sugestively.

"I'm going I'm going" Ryoma said trying to look cool whilst practically running for the door.

After Ryoma vacated the premises Momo glanced at Inui with a grin. "You're evil. Now, what did he push under those.." He started only to have Inui beat him to the punch by triumphantly pulling a small plum colored notebook out of the once stacked stack of papers.

"Now what have we here? I'm sure it's full of 'interesting' data." Inui said grinning sadistically at Momo. Momo pulled up a seat next to Inui and they both began to read

Dear Diary

Today was a bad day. I discovered that no one loves me. Well no one but my beloved Karupin. He will always remain faithful.

Momo and Inui look at each other with raised eyebrows and continue on in sadistic merriment.

Dad beat me for the 1,823 time today. I will beat that man if it's the last thing I ever do. Even if he's 83 and in a wheelchair on oxygen, I vow to beat him some day!

At this point both boys burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter causing Inui to fall off the bed, making Momo laugh even harder. Both of them finally calmed down and continued reading.

Since I only started keeping track of my wins…well, my losses against my father about a month ago, I find these figures veeery depressing. Oh where is my beloved kitty to comfort me when I most need him. At the vet of course. Blast you all for denying me my precious!

Momo looked at Inui. "I think he has issues about his cat…"

"You think? I believe there is a 100 percent chance you are correct on this matter."

Momo grinned at Inui with a mixture of amusement and disturbance "Ochibi needs therapy…"

At this moment Ryoma bumps open the door, hands full of carbonated beverages. Upon seeing his 'journal' in the hands of his enem…er friends he drops said carbonated beverages and makes a dive for it, only to have it jerked out of his reach and passed to Momo.

Ryoma shoots both boys death glares and Momo reluctantly hands over his Di..er 'journal' with a grin, and then both boys run for the door amidst Ryoma's shouts of 'friendship.'