1. Bro and Dave- Dirkalicous (Fergalicious by Fergie)
four tres two uno
listen up yall cuz this is it
this beat that im mixin is de li cious
Dirkalicious, Striderlicious, makes my friends start sassin'.
If I'm in the shower they get their convos from my glasses.
You can see me, but don't tease me.
I ain't crazy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I troll 'em.
Bros don't come and go like seasons.
Dirkalicous (striderlicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you are suspicious,
Jake's bullshit is fictitious.
Get some bitches. (haaaaaaaaa)
I put them kids on rock, rock.
And they're just linin' down the block just to buy the shit I've got. (four tres two uno)
So delicious. (super sweet)
So delicious. (If you want a kiss, say please.)
So delicious. (English wants a slice of me.)
Dirkalicious. (t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty)
Dirkalicious, Stri- *sigh* Dirkalicious, Stri- Really? Dirkalicious, Stri- Goddamnit, Dave! Stop fucking up my song! (hahaha)
Dirkalicious, Striderlicious, makes my bro go loco.
Kids always claim they know me,
Comin' to me, just call me Bro. (sup bro)
I'm the D to the I, S, T, the R the I,
And if you touch my robots just know you're gonna die.
I'm Dirkalicious (so delicious)
My body is so vicious.
I be strifin' with brobots and workin' on my fitness.
Dave's my witness. (oooh wee)
I put my bro on rock, rock. (what)
And he's just linin' down the block just to buy the shit I've got. (hold the fuck up)
So delicious. (super sweet)
So delicious. (If you want a kiss, say please.)
So delicious. (English wants a slice of me.)
Dirkalicious. (hold hold hold hold hold hold up) What. (record switch)
Roxy, Jakey, Janey,
If ya'll really want me,
You three get some patience!
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'm so tasty, tasty, I'm just laced with lacey,
I'm so tasty, tasty, I might make you crazy!
t to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty
t to the a to the s t e y this is bullshit
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the to the to the hit it lil bro
All the time, I turn around, and some kids gather 'round, on their knees lookin' up at me, up and down lookin' at my-
(Uhhh...)
Cay I just say it now? I ain't tryin' to round up drama, lil mama, I don't wanna take yo' man.
And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited, and I keep on repeatin' how we Striders, yeah, we beat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that we can't be treated like clientele,
Cuz they say we-
So delicious. (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you are suspicious,
Jake's bullshit is fictitious.
Get some bitches. (haaaaaaaa)
That puts them kids on rock, rock.
And they're just linin' down the block just to buy the shit I got. (got got got)
Four, tres, two, uno.
My body is so vicious.
I be strifin' with brobot and workin' on my fitness.
Dave's my witness. (oooh wee)
I put my bro on rock, rock. (what)
And he's just linin' down the block just to buy the shit I've got. (hold the fuck up)
So delicious. (aye aye aye aye)
So delicious. (aye aye aye aye)
So delicious. (this is stupid)
I'm Dirkalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty!
It's so delicious. (this is stupid)
So delicious. (this is bullshit)
So delicious. (when will this end)
I'm Dirkalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (bro just stop it)
t to the a to the s t e y boy you tasty
t to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty
t to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty
t to the a to the s t e y this is bullshit (Four, tres, two, uno!)
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the to the to the (Four, tres, two, uno!)
t to the a to the s t e y boy you tasty
t to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty
t to the a to the s t e y this is bullshit
t to the a to the (Just one last time!)
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the s t r i d e r to the
d to the s to the to the to the to the to the...
When we first started working on this, we realised that we hadn't heard this song in years.