Uchiha Itachi is hatefulness incarnate. He's also GAR incarnate. Here's a small documentation of some of his many deeds, compiled by Kraken's Ghost and myself.

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1. "Itachi once spent thirty minutes creating a non-elemental ninjutsu. He discarded it because it was too weak. Years later, researchers found the notes and called it Ultima."

2. "Itachi once owned a pet iguana. We now know this creature as Bahamut."

3. "Itachi once played a chess game with a computer programmer. This man would later create StarCraft."

4. "Itachi became blind because the world was too ugly for his taste."

5. "Itachi isn't blind. He just can't see anything that lacks hatefulness."

6. "Itachi doesn't fight anyone. He just humors those who have not reached their full potential."

7. "Itachi isn't actually a genius. Everyone else just lacks hatefulness."

8. "Itachi was once asked to define irony with song. A young man named Billy Joel listened in on it. He later adapted it as 'We Didn't Start the Fire.'"

9. "When Itachi says he wants to listen to music, even the dead stand up and dance. This is how Thriller was made."

10. "Itachi once hitchhiked. While sitting in the cab of the semi, he asked, 'Can't this thing do anything else?' We now know this big rig as Optimus Prime."

11. "Itachi once solved a Rubik's Cube, and then left it near a waterfall. It is now known as the Allspark."

12. "Itachi grew annoyed at the ghosts of his dead relatives, so he sealed them all in a traveler's trunk and left it in the desert. This trunk is now known as the Ark of the Covenant."

13. "Itachi once got into an arm wrestling contest with Galactus. The result is tectonic plates."

14. "Itachi once drank out of a wine cup. It is now known as the Holy Grail."

15. "Itachi once experimented with alternate summoning, and summoned a small spider. The spider later went on to bite a photographer. We know him today as Peter Parker."

16. "Itachi once tried to make something more emo than his brother, just to see if he could do it. The result is a book series known as Twilight."

17. "Itachi once poked a man's eye out. We now know this man as Big Boss."

18. "Itachi once had a sparring match with a young Greek lad. We now know this man as Kratos."

19. "Itachi once summoned an incompetant Shinigami, and cast a 5-second genjutsu on him. He is now known as Aizen Sosuke."

20. "Itachi once took a thousandth of his hatefulness and embedded it in an html file. The result is 4chan."

21. "Itachi once cast Amaterasu on a glacier. The event would later be recorded as Noah's Flood."

22. "Itachi once got into a brawl with Teddy Roosevelt. The result is a geological formation now called the Grand Canyon."

23. "Itachi can beat Ragnaros within 11 seconds of taking his pants off."

24. "Itachi can encase his manhood in Amaterasu... and use it to pierce the heavens."

25. "Itachi once tried to cast Tsukuyomi with his manhood. The result is the entire nation of Sound being utterly insane."

26. "Itachi's manhood was voted 'Most Beautiful' over Hatake Kakashi's face."

27. "Archer once tried to out-GAR Itachi. He was reduced to a sobbing wreck after seeing Itachi do no-hands-and-feet pushups."

28. "Itachi's manhood could win an arm wrestling contest with Tsunade."

29. "Kenshin's katana shattered when he tried to use his ultimate technique on Itachi, who blocked it with his manhood."

30. "Itachi once saved the planet. When Sargeras tried to enter the plane, Itachi Tsukuyomied him. The illusion was ten thousand of himself, taking their pants off at once."

31. "Raikage can do pushups with no hands and feet. He was reduced to a sobbing wreck when he witnessed Itachi doing that on the pointy end of a kunai balanced on one of Yugito's erect nipples."

32. "Kisame once took Itachi to a brothel. 8 hours later, the town was engulfed in a white explosion. Kisame only survived due to the water shield he put up at the last moment."

33. "Kisame keeps Sameheda covered because it suffers an inferiority complex around Itachi."

34. "Madara once met Itachi face-to-face. He's not man enough to do it again."

35. "Madara wears a mask because Itachi told him his face is unsightly."

36. "When asked why Susanoo is so fat, Itachi replied that his extra weight is extra hatefulness."

37. "Itachi once tried to cast a Genjutsu after a night of binge drinking. We now know this experience as Fantasia."

38. "Itachi's glare can actually burn through someone's chest and immolate their soul. We know these creatures as Hollows."

39. "Itachi once set a forest ablaze with the Amaterasu. A single tree grew up from the ashes, bore a single fruit, which was eaten by a man. We know this man by the name Portgas D. Ace."

40. "Itachi gifted approximately a thousandth of his skill to a man. We now know him as Sephiroph."

41. "Itachi happened across a young peasant woman working in a bar. Itachi spent approximately fifteen minutes tutoring her in swordsmanship. This woman would later be summoned by Emiya Shirou, as the Saber."

42. "Itachi only bled 13 seperate times. The blood, given form, is now known as Organization XIII."

43. "Organization XIII is powerful, yet retarded. When asked how beings who share his blood could be so gay and idiotic, Itachi merely pointed at Sasuke."

44. "The Yondaime once knelt down before Itachi and proclaimed him as the Godaime. No one took him seriously. Years later, Itachi gave the title of the Rokudaime to the bewildered Tsunade."

45. "Itachi once tore his own Heart out to fight a worthy opponent. Both his Heartless and his Nobody escaped: the Nobody is now known as Zaraki Kenpachi and the Heartless is now know as Alucard. Itachi himself remained intact: his hatefulness filled the void left by his Heart."

46. "The Clan baker was out of Itachi's favorite sweet roll. His excuse was, "Sorry, Itachi-kun. The rest of the Clan got here first." Within 20 minutes, every Uchiha was dead."

47. "Itachi once decided to pick up some extra cash doing some odd jobs. He spent roughly an hour as a tech agent, giving advice to a military scientist working on a buggy mainframe. This day will later be recorded as Judgement Day."

48. "Itachi spent roughly one day working as a blacksmith. The metal he made was taken to a country in the north and promptly implanted into someone. We know this individual as Weapon X."

49. "Itachi has had allergies once in his life and sneezed toward the east. The next day, the Japanese surrendered to the US."

50. "Itachi tried to light his fart once with a Fire Jutsu. The result is the Fire Elementals. He then tried to light a fart with an Amaterasu. We know this creature as Ragnaros."