Sollux stared at the Huss in amezement .Did he really want him to sing?To
understudy for Nic cage? Obviously John was having a fit , but Sollux didn't care , he was to shocked
to say anything.
"Well he's just a dancer!He probably can't sing at -"
"He can sing".
Bro cut off Betty , with a thump of his katana.
"He has had a genius instructor."
"I say!How can that be!You are all madmen!" Lord English cut in.
"He will sing!"Bro exclaimed as he held up a smuppet.
Everyone was silent as they saw the plush rump . It's squishy roundness captivating everyone.
Dave broke the silence , standing up with a fluff of his tutu .
"Dude , go . We all know you can sing."
Sollux grabbed Dave's outstretched arm shakily as he stood up , nervous as hell.
"This is an outrage Dave!I mean Nic is so perfect how could we replace him?" John exclaimed,still
upset and in shock of Cage's abrupt leave. But everyone carried on as if he had said nothing.
"MAYSTRO." Betty Crocker yelled, as she waved her baking spoon.
Gamzee the pianist shuffled unaware to the piano and sat down .
"Sure motherfucker...i mean man , this is almost as much of a miracle as faygo."
He plunked the starting key .
Sollux took a shakey breath , and started :
Think of me
Think of me foundly
When you've finally died
Don't try to kill me
once in a while , pleathe try to rethitht me blood-
"ENOUGH" Bro yelled , with yet another one of his katana thumps.
"You are an insult to the master of the opera house!-
AGAIN."
He took out yet another smuppet , making sure to look it straight into Sollux's eyes , not moving to put
it away. Gamzee was slow to realize what was going on , and took a swig of his purple faygo , before
he noticed the stares he was getting.
"Oh you guys right , the motherfucking miracle ,I remember that -Makes us all get like this motherfuckers ."
He started to play where they had left off , so Sollux continued :
When you find , that ontthe again you long
to rip your heart out and to bleed
If you'll ever fail at the attempt
thpare a though for me .
Think of all the thingth I did to you
Don't think about the way
I tortured you.
"Golly!That was marvelous , don't you think? This lad's got talent!"
Lord English began .
"Alright then everyone , we have main characters to kill , get your asses moving ."Was the final order
Hussie gave.
Sollux stood back stage opening night , ready to go out and sing like he never sang before.
He heard his Que from the Orchestra , as Dave patted his back , and he stepped out onto the blinding
white light of the stage . He stood there mistified , almost missing his starting note , if Bro had not thumped his almighty otaku blade. He began his song , singing each
line more and more surely of himself , until he was so full of his own energy he felt as if he would burst right on stage . He forgot of the thousand people watching , the
heat on the stage , the sweat encasing his body . He forgot of the smuppet in Bro's hand , watching his every move. He just sang , poured his feeling and emotion into
every phrase , word , and note . When he had finally ended , the crowd roared with applause , giving him a standing ovation , he bowed , a huge grin on his face he
couldn't wipe off .
As he excited the stage , he found Dave and Bro .Dave patted him on the back saying-
"You did awesome man , just like I said you would."
Bro finally put his smuppet away , seemingly down his pants , but as it made no lumps , he couldn't tell were it REALLY went. He stuck out his hand .Sollux looked at it
cautiously before grasping it with his own , and before he could fully read the situation , he was being ultimately bro hugged by the large man in anime shades. After
what seemed like fiveever of being breathlessly squished nearly to death , the big man let go , turned , and walked away with tutu Dave on his heels.