A/N; Hey guys I know this is very much like a shot at love with tila tequila but that's the point, just with a wizarding spin. Hope y'all like it And Please if you can read it you can take like thirty seconds to review, Flames are not unwelcome but please keep it constructive!

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~Prologue- The Game~

"You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down"

- Flo Rida

The game simple, win her heart.

Winning, is not so simple. She knows everything, all your mistakes, your triumphs and most certainly all of your conquests. You have no choice but to wear your heart on your sleeve.

12 male contestants, 11 eliminations, 10 individual dates, 16 challenges, 3 teams, One huge house, One big bed and most importantly one Leading Lady looking for love. Unconventional? Maybe. Out of the ordinary, most definitely.

5 former Slytherins, 4 former Gryffindors, 2 former Ravenclaws and 1 former Hufflepuff will battle it out for a chance to win the heart of the former Gryffindor princess.

These twelve will compete for the heart of none other than, Hermione Granger.

The men are suave and charming but in the end only one will be able to claim Hermione as his own.

The Invisible one:

Sexy Italian stud Blaise Zabini, 22, currently works at Hogwarts as the infamous potions master, snatching the job right out from under Professor Slughorn's feet, after he retired. He's deviously good looking and ready to hook his claws right into our innocent little princess.

The Snake:

Former Quidditch captain Marcus Flint, 25, donning his dashing new smile is currently flying with the Chudly Cannons as a world class chaser. With his hideous teeth gone, he's now got the looks not to mention to confidence to make women melt.

The Class Clown:

Irish funny boy Seamus Finnigan, 23, is part of the Weasley Corporation and still loves to take a few jabs at the expense of others, all in good fun of course. With his smashing accent that would make even a strait man melt, will he be able to turn our beauty into nothing more than putty in his very capable hands?

The Geek:

The man who's not so easy on the eyes, his only redeeming quality, his brains. Will Cormac Mclaugin, 24, Former Gryffindor geek, returning with a stocked bank account and a mansion that would put Hogwarts to shame, be able to snag her this time or was his only shot blown back at that Slugclub Christmas party?

The Brains:

Damien Skye, 22, former Ravenclaw, Now a prominent healer at St. Mungoes, was and always will be know for his oversized brains. Will he be able to smart talk his way into her heart, or is this cutie doomed to spend long nights alone in the staff room at St. Mungoes?

The Millionaire:

Brains over Brawns enthusiast Jake Belong, 27, owns his own business in Diagon Alley, and is one of the most vital business men in the entire wizarding world. His dazzling pearly whites and shaggy blonde hair, makes him quite the catch for any woman, but will he be able to catch Hermione's eye?

The Nice Guy:

Kind hearted healer for animals, Keegan Bones, 22, Ex Hufflepuff, has had his eyes on our princess for quite some time now. But will he be her night in shinning amour, or just another git covered in aluminum foil?

The Hero:

The boy who lived a few too many times is back, and intends to win once again. Harry Potter, 22, is currently the head Auror, and is surprisingly still single. He may be the saviour of the wizarding world but can he play the role of prince charming as well?

The Body:

Adrian Pucey, 23, Ex Slytherin and reformed death eater, well known for his modeling for the Firebolt Company, is pretty much god's gift to women, AND HE KNOWS IT!! Will his confidence floor the girl or is his ego just a bit too over inflated?

The Awkward Best Friend:

The boy who lived's right hand man Ron Weasley, 22, is currently unemployed and was just recently fired from his keeper position on the Bulgarian team. His boyish charm had Hermione entranced during her school years, but did he already miss the mark? I mean Cinderella can't wait forever, He better hurry before that clock strikes twelve.

The Spoiled Brat:

Kyle Thomas, 24, the former Slytherin lives comfortably off of his daddy's fortune and is in no need for a job, he's looking for a lucky lady to spend the rest of his life with and hope that Miss Granger might just be her. He plans to pay his way to the prize, after all diamonds are a girl's best friend.

The Sexy Bad Boy:

Slytherin Sex god, King of the snakes, Draco Malfoy, 23, is currently working in the ministry for the department of mysteries. He hopes the princess will forgive him for his pass sins, after all what self respecting girl can turn down the resident bad boy?

The Resident Bookworm:

Hermione, 22, has been working for the ministry of magic since she graduated and is very close to heading her own research grant. Time has done her well, her once bushy hair now lays much flatter down her back in cascading curls, and her form in fit due to many hours of running, her only release.

Will the men be able to convince Hermione to look past what they've done? Or are a few of them just carrying way too much baggage for one girl to handle?