Title: Our Wedding Disaster
Pairing: Quinn/Puck
Summary: Puck and Quinn have been trying to get married for the past ten months, and it seems like every time they tried, there was some disaster just waiting to happen at that moment. But with everything and everyone preventing their wedding from happening, they were determined to be together. No matter the consequences, they fought through it all, because there was nothing in this world that could ever keep them apart.
Disclaimer: I don't own glee or anything else in this world.
Author's Note: This was just an idea I suddenly had in the middle of an all night movie marathon that my sister forced me into. This is the result of Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Bride Wars, and my own imagination. I think the storyline has been used before, but I'm not exactly sure. It's AU, but I hope you like it, and please review!
Our Wedding Disasters: Chapter One
Quinn flopped down onto one of the chairs in the chapel and wiped away at her tears angrily. Her beautiful custom made wedding dress was nearly in shreds, the train of the dress was lost somewhere in the back of the chapel, and the bouquet was lying in pieces by the altar. This wasn't the first or second time this has happened. This was actually the fourth time. Everything was a mess, just like the first three times.
Each time was different, but it all prevented one thing. It prevented her from finally marrying her fiancé, Noah Puckerman.
Quinn Fabray was beyond angry. She was furious.
Was this some sort of sick joke? Was she not allowed to happily marry the man of her dreams and love of her life? Is she not allowed to finally become Mrs. Quinn Puckerman? Was this a sign? Because if it is, whoever the hell was sending this stupid ass sign was going to have to do a lot better than this, for her to even consider giving up on her fiancé.
The bride was pulled out of her thoughts by her Maid of honor, Rachel who was sent by the groom to check on her.
"How are you holding up?" the brunette asked in concern.
Quinn shook her head.
She doesn't have anything to say because she's just confused as to why this was happening to her. She's a good girl, who went to church, never smoked, or did drugs, she's only drank a couple of times, but it wasn't like she was drunk in any of those times, so she should be off the hook for that. She had sex only a handful of times, and even then, it was to the man that she's been engaged to for ten long months, and been trying to marry for eight months. She should be justified by the fact that the only guy she's ever slept with is her fiancé. So why was this happening to her? …To them.
This was just terrible. Even Rachel, (who loved weddings) was annoyed beyond belief that she has been Maid of honor four times, to the very same bride, whose wedding kept getting interrupted at the last minute.
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The first time Quinn and Puck tried to get married, was 8 months ago, in a church. The blonde bride was devastated when the groom didn't even show up to their wedding. They had sent the Limousine to pick Puck up from the hotel, and it never came back. The church bells were ringing, and the groom and the best man were the only ones who weren't in the church. Quinn had had a mini panic attack, and threw up in the back of one of the church benches. She cried as she kept repeating over and over to her Maid of honor that she knew her fiancé would have cold feet and wouldn't show up. Rachel tried to calm the blonde down by telling her that Puck loves her and was dying to marry her.
"If he wanted to marry me, then where the hell is he?" the blonde had screamed, then went on to saying that Puck realized he didn't want to marry her because she's a crazy bitch, to which the tiny brunette had shook the blonde and told her to get her shit together because there has to be a logical explanation as to why the groom, and the best man were missing.
Turned out, Puck and Finn were taken into custody by the F.B.I for interrogation because they matched the description of two guys who were caught on security surveillance cameras, breaking into a drug store and stealing a cabinet of drugs, and an entire Viagra shelf. Apparently, the thieves actually looked like Puck and Finn. One of them sporting a Mohawk, and the other was as tall as Finn.
However, after a two day investigation, and a solid alibi from their families and friends, the F.B.I finally caught the real culprits, and apologized to the two men for disrupting Puck's wedding. Needless to say, Puck finally agreed with Quinn's pleas, and chopped off his Mohawk.
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The second time, the wedding was held around a little gazebo in Appleseed Park, on a beautifully sunny day. It was two months after the first attempt. Everything was perfect, and everyone was accounted for. Puck was standing nervously in the perfectly decorated gazebo, waiting for his bride to walk down the aisle, until the wedding started, and no one could find her and the Maid of Honor. Puck had nearly gone ballistic when no one knew where his bride was. He ran through the whole park, frantically calling out Quinn's name, and asking everyone he saw if they've seen a blonde girl in a white dress. Finn had dragged him back to where the wedding was held, and tried to calm the worried groom down.
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Quinn and Rachel were on their way to the wedding, only a half hour away from the Park, and an hour before it starts. Quinn was bouncing up and down in her seat, anticipating the day's events, and just dying to get to the wedding and marry her fiancé already, but of course, they had to stop at a red light.
A few seconds later, a white van pulled up right in front of them, and four guys in ski masks jumped out, forcefully dragging the two girls into the van.
After nearly 20 minutes of waiting, and a few hundred phone calls from the groom and best man to the bride and Maid of honor, the two guys gave up waiting and went out to look for Quinn and Rachel. They notified the police, and as a favor for the drug store misunderstanding, the F.B.I agents who had taken them into custody two months before, decided to help the two guys out. Nearly three hours later, the F.B.I turned up with video footages from a traffic light camera, where they saw Quinn and Rachel being dragged, kicking and screaming, into a white van.
They managed to get the license plate number, and traced it to some old guy named Marty Davis. They ran his name in the system, and found three different criminal records on the guy. He was arrested twenty two years ago for kidnapping. He was released two years ago, and was charged a few months ago, with smuggling women and drugs onto an unknown export ship, but there was no proof, so they let him go. The F.B.I ran a search on the ship's schedule, and found out that it would be leaving in eight hours.
The F.B.I, immediately got a warrant to search the ship, and went straight to Youngstown, North Lima where the ship was docked.
When they arrived there, Puck and Finn were instructed to stay outside where it's safe, but the F.B.I's words were left on deaf ears because the two guys were nearly going crazy with worry. They went ahead on their own, and split up to search for Quinn and Rachel. When Puck found the two girls, they were both in the middle of strangling one of the guards to death, with their bare hands. He called Finn after smashing the guards face into the ships railing, and the couples came out unharmed. Half an hour later, the F.B.I emerged with at least 35 girls (who had all been kidnapped as well), and a whole stash of cocaine, and other drugs. All the guards, and kidnappers were sent to prison, and the shipping company was closed down for illegal dealings with criminals. Marty Davis was tracked down and thrown back into prison, but not after he threatened Puck, Finn, Quinn, and Rachel. The man saying that this wouldn't be the last that they see of him, and that they would get what was coming to them.
After that incident, Puck made sure to enroll himself and his fiancé in a Kick-boxing, Tae Kwon Do, and Jujitsu class, and even a fencing class, where they learned the arts of martial arts, sword fighting, defense techniques, and other forms of fighting, for three whole months. "Just to be safe", Puck had said. Quinn only agreed because she did not want a repeat of their kidnapping, and she wants to be able to defend herself if something like that ever happens again. Finn and Rachel had joined the couple in the classes, so they could also avoid any repeats of the previous incident.
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The third time.
Quinn and Puck had decided to invite only their close families, and friends to their wedding. It was just a little private wedding, held in the Fabray residence.
This time, Quinn and Puck were both there. The wedding went perfectly, and everything ended as perfectly as any other wedding would end. They managed to go through the whole ceremony without a single bad thing happening. That was until the day ended and they were at the airport, waiting for their plane to Hawaii for their honeymoon.
They were in the middle of checking in, when the news came on the television at the airport, and the first thing they saw nearly sent the couple into cardiac arrest.
Puck, who had been in the middle of drinking his coffee, nearly choked when the news headline came on.
Fake Wedding Official, finally captured by F.B.I: Culprit shown below, has been identified as Jacob Ben Israel. A fake officiant who has been providing couples around the world with a fake Identity, documents, and fake license. A FRAUD!
Right below the headline, was the picture of the very same "officiant" (which they had found online) who had performed their wedding ceremony.
The couple was furious when they found out after nearly an hour of phone calls to and from a few important people, that it was indeed true. Their honeymoon was cancelled because you can't be on a honeymoon with someone you're not legally married to.
Their wedding was invalid. Not legal. They weren't legally married, and all their happiness was shot to hell.
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And now the fourth time.
Held in a beautiful little Chapel, and only contained a handful of people. The couple made sure that the officiant conducting their wedding actually had a legitimate license to wed them. There was no way they would overlook something like that again.
Puck and Quinn had actually made it inside the chapel, and were in the middle of saying their vows, when a group of masked men, showed up and tried to physically harm them as a message of sorts from Marty Davis, who apparently has some powerful connections and was able to escape from prison a week ago.
The groom, bride, Maid of honor, and Best man had worked together as a group, and managed to fight off the masked men as Santana, Kurt, Mercedes, Brittany, and Mr. Schuester evacuated the chapel. Everyone at the wedding were able to get away unharmed.
By the time the police arrived, (nearly an hour after Quinn's mother had notified them) the attackers were unconscious, Puck had a broken arm, and Finn ended up with a broken nose. Rachel was devastated that she had broken her heel while trying to castrate one of the idiots who tried to use her as a shield from an absolutely livid Finn.
And Quinn?… Quinn was just seething with rage. How dare these people show up at her wedding and ruin everything?
Like, what the heck is going on? Is this really happening to us? Did I really strangle some masked asshole with the train of my poor dress? And who the hell's blood is on my sleeve? Quinn sighed as she got up off the chair and looked at Rachel who was sweating, and had dried blood on her forehead.
The two girls looked around at the ruined chapel. All eighteen attackers were either unconscious on the floor, or unconscious and hanging from a pillar, save for the guy who was hanging upside down from the chandelier.
The police were everywhere, trying to process the crime scene. Quinn rolled her eyes at how ridiculous this was getting. Her wedding was now a crime scene! There can't be anything out there that can possibly make this day any worse.
At that moment, the chandelier suddenly fell away from the ceiling, and it came crashing down along with the guy that was hanging from it. Quinn huffed and looked away, not really ecstatic about the fact that these people who tried to harm her and her fiancé and friends, were now all injured. She guesses the fighting classes Puck had enrolled them in, were actually working, but she didn't exactly want to turn out to be a crazy killing machine. Like seriously. Some of the masked men were unmasked earlier by the police, and they didn't even look close to being identifiable because of all the bruises and swelling. It's a scary thought to think, that she could be so violent. But… it's okay because they never should have tried to attack them in the first place. Now that would be the perfect message to send to Marty Davis. Take that, you old fucking bastard!
Quinn spotted her fiancé, limping up to her with a tight frown on his face. His suit was lost somewhere, his white collared shirt was covered in dried blood, and his pant leg was missing, as well as his left shoe. He looked as exhausted as he should be. After all, he and Finn had done most of the fighting, (which was with some really huge, bulky creeps), the groom and Best man having fought back to back while each keeping a close eye on Quinn and Rachel who handled the smaller guys quite impressively. The five guys that the two girls fought each had some sort of puncture wound, which the girls later claimed they know nothing about, but smiling secretly as they hid their stiletto heels behind them. Puck had laughed as he watched Quinn point towards the door, momentarily distracting the policeman who was interrogating her, while she threw her heel behind the pulpit. Puck always knew those things were harmful. Quinn has no choice but to admit that now.
Puck's frown turned into a little smile as he got closer to his fiancé. He was extremely relieved that she was safe, and seemed to be untouched, save for her wedding dress. Quinn's lips lifted at the corners as she moved forward and threw her arms around his neck, careful to avoid his broken arm which was slung up with the sleeve of his missing suit.
Oh why oh why is this happening to them? Why is it so hard to get married to the one you love?
"I'm sorry this is happening…" Puck paused and looked around behind Quinn. "Again." Puck murmurs into her hair.
Quinn shakes her head as she pulls away and looks up into his eyes. "It's not your fault… it was just bad timing, and those assholes are just straight up stupid as fuck."
Puck grinned and bent down to place a kiss on his would-be-wife's lips. He knows she's extremely angry because that's the only time she ever swears.
Finn walked over to the little group, with dried blood on his shirt, and face, and stood next to Rachel, gently placing his arms around her. The two couples turned to take in their surroundings, each wondering if Puck and Quinn will ever get married.
"We should be the headline of the newspaper…" Puck says, drawing everyone from their own thoughts. He puts his good arm up and pretends he's displaying a huge title in the air. "The couple who can't get married."
Quinn scowled at that. "Or maybe, 'The couple who turned into murderers because they can't get married'."
Rachel and Finn laughed at that, while Puck only pressed a kiss to his fiancés forehead.
"All jokes aside, we will get married, babe…" Puck assures his fiancé. "We just have to figure out the best time and place."
Quinn nods in agreement as Finn and Rachel sigh loudly.
"Either airborne, or on water." Quinn contemplates out loud.
Puck nods, "I think airborne is out of the question… We barely survived on ground, and I just have a feeling we won't survive above ground, considering our terrible luck these past few months."
Quinn nods, "Then it's settled. On water it is."
The couple shares a smile as they glance over to the Best man and Maid of Honor. "What do you say, guys?" Puck asks.
Rachel grins up at her fiancé who sighed loudly, "I say, fifth time's the charm." Finn pauses and looks away in thought before adding, "But five times is more than enough. If there's a sixth time, I'll drown myself in whatever body of water you choose to have your wedding in."
The whole group laughed at that as they slowly made their way outside. "Trust me dude, there won't be a sixth time. The next one is the real deal, and whether anyone likes it or not, I'm gonna marry my beautiful fiancé, and there's absolutely nothing on God's green earth that could ever stop that from happening."
Quinn smiled up at her fiancé. "I love you, Puck."
Puck grinned and leaned down to kiss his fiancé, "Good… but I love you more."
"Ugh, get married already!" Finn joked and immediately hopped away as Puck swung a leg at him
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Author's Note: I know this seems unrealistic and all, but I thought it would be funny and adventurous since my other stories seem so boring. But I hope you liked this first chapter. I'll update soon, so thank you very much for reading and please review.
-Sux2budude ;)