Title: She's JUST a Computer

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl OR Chobits....

Summery: For the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there ALL the time and when he's out, the door is locked! What is he DOING IN THERE!?! Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out, but what will they do when they come face to face with the lil genius' secret? R&R!!!

Author's Note: Hello!!!!!!!!! NOW I just got this idea last night while reading my manga Chobits!!! Now NONE of the character's of Chobits will be in here sorry...

I should let you know that yes my grammar isn't that hot... I know... I know... so yeah... just thought I'd warn you :)

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Chapter 1: What is he doing in there?

Mrs Angeline Fowl was currently standing outside of her only sons bedroom.

Young Artemis had been in there for month's. The only time he came out was to go get some fresh air!

He even had his breakfast, lunch and dinner brought to him.

As his mother, Angeline desperately wanted to know what was going on, but the boy refused to open his door, he kept it locked, even when he went out.

Her normally gentle personality was thrown out of the window as she pounded on the oak double door's.

"ARTEMIS!?! OPEN THIS DOOR!!" She yelled,

No response.

Growling, the slender woman began to wrestle with the door nob.

"Artemis Fowl the 2nd!! You open this door RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Again the boy didn't answer.

Sighing, Mrs Fowl, turned on her heel and stalked down the hall, heading for her husband's study.

Timmy would know what to do, Artemis Jr always listened to his father.

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Artemis Fowl the 1st was sitting in his study, staring blankly at the solid gold clock sitting on the left hand side of his desk.

Ever since he had given up crime, life was, well, boring.

He didn't know how his wife could stand it!

A straight, honest life indeed.

And speaking of his wife, Angeline suddenly burst through the door and stormed over to his desk.

Artemis Sr smiled.

Ah his wife was such a wonderful woman, she had the grace and beauty of an angel.

"Timmy!!" Angeline yelled, slamming her slender hands down on the leather surface.

Mr Fowl jumped, shrinking back in his chair as he met the furious glare of his wife.

"Yes... dear?" He asked timidly.

The said angel growled for the umpteenth time that day.

"Do something about our son!!" She hissed.

Mr Fowl raised an eyebrow.

Their son?

"Artemis?" He asked.

Angeline just narrowed her eyes.

"Yes! What other sons do we have!?!"

Straightening up, Artemis Sr looked calmly up at her.

"And what has he done?"

Surely young Arty couldn't of done anything to make his mother this upset? Although judging from the look on her face, Angeline seemed to be boiling with rage.

"Artemis has been in his room for month's! He won't come out! And his door is locked!?! He won't let me in!!"

The older of the two Fowl men tilted his head to one side.

Won't come out of his room? Well, that was nothing new.

Arty never came out of his room. But the fact that he kept his door locked and refused to let his mother in, was quite strange.

"He won't let you in?"

Angeline nodded.

"Yes! When I yell at him threw the door to open up! He doesn't answer!!" She looked positively furious.

Fowl Sr stood up and walked around his desk to stand in front of his wife.

"Don't worry darling, I'll go see what he's up too,"

And with that said, he strolled from the study.

Angeline followed, her slender hands clasped firmly in front of her.

The pair stopped outside Artemis Jr's chamber's (AN: Lets just say that his bedroom, study and all that are ALL together! )

Knocking loudly on the oak door's, Angeline watched as her husband waited for some kind of reply.

He got none.

Artemis Fowl the First narrowed his eyes.

"Arty? Are you in there? It's me, you're father, can you open the door son?" He called.

Nothing.

Angeline raised an eyebrow in amusement as the man she loved suddenly growled, something he hadn't done in a while.

"Artemis? Open the door son!"

Still they where greeted with silence.

Quickly losing his patience, Mr Fowl banged on the door.

"ARTEMIS FOWL THE SECOND!! THIS IS YOU'RE FATHER!! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!" He bellowed.

First there was only silence, then, just as both parent's where about to knock the door's down, they slowly creaked open.

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There we go!!!!!!!!! How was that? Good? Bad? Should I continue? It WILL get better people I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah :) review please and tell me what you think :)

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