THE TRICK IS TO NOT GET CAUGHT

Disclaimer: don't own OHSHC...sadly.

Hunny and Mori were lying on the large, expensive couch in the Music Room the Host Club used, both panting heavily. The Club had finished for the day and Hunny had offered to clean up after wards, a rarity that had raised Mori's suspicions. No one else had really cared though, it was nearing the end of term and most of the Club's members had been more than happy to get out of the school as soon as possible. Mori leant his head back against the couch, feeling Hunny crawl up his naked chest and rest on him, breathing heavily as well.

"Cleaning....." Mori muttered, knowing he should get off the couch and tidy up.....or at least pull his pants back on.

"Tired." Hunny replied, licking Mori's chest and eliciting a groan from the larger boy. He grinned as his tongue traveled down Mori's smooth skin – they weren't able to do this often so when his sharp little eyes had caught how tired the other hosts had been he'd jumped at the chance to spend some alone time with his Takashi.

"Hm." Mori grunted, smiling down at his cousin. "Mitskuni," he said, barely holding back a moan as Hunny's tongue traced the contours of his stomach, "We need to....."

"Yeah, okay..." Hunny agreed, biting down lightly on Mori's skin. Mori's back arched and he cried out softly, his arms drawing Hunny closer to him.

"You want to Mori?" Hunny asked, sounding far too seductive for his appearance to allow. Mori groaned again, his fingers tightening their hold on the short boy until his grip was almost painful.

"You know I always thought it would be the other way around." A voice said from the doorway. Mori's eyes snapped open, and Hunny froze. Their eyes met and then the slowly turned in unison to stare at the two boys leaning against the doorframe (the door was mercifully closed at least).

"If it was then Mori would probably squash Hunny." Kaoru told his brother, his mouth shuddering from holding back a very large grin.

"You may have a point there." Hikaru nodded. His face cracked into a wide, evil smile as he looked at the cousins who were still frozen on the couch. "You need to be quieter," he whispered, "We could hear you all down the hall."

"The others thought you were having a match." Kaoru said matter-of-factly, moving closer to the pair, his eyes firmly fixed on their faces, rather than.....other exposed areas.

"We could go and correct them if you'd like..." Hikaru began, turning to open the door, but-

"No!" Hunny and Mori said together.

"Ah....you know, the trick is to use a blanket, that way you won't get stains." Hikaru grinned, putting an arm around his twin's shoulders. Kaoru rolled his eyes.

"Hikaru, you weren't supposed to tell them that." He said, slightly annoyed.

"Oh.....well I think it's okay for us to tell them that we're together....I mean we just saw them having sex." Hikaru shrugged.

"You were watching?" Hunny asked, his bottom lip quivering. The twins grinned cat like grins.

"Yep."

"Okay, we'll go so you two can get around to cleaning," the twins moved to the door, opening it only a little, just enough so their thin bodies could squeeze through.

"There's a blanket under the couch." Hikaru whispered before he disappeared, "For next time."

Hunny and Mori stared at each other for a moment.

"I think my life is over." Hunny whispered. Mori pulled him down to his chest, stroking his hair.

"It's okay Mitskuni....it's o-"

"Oh, and it'll be 20 million to get the tape off of us," Kaoru's voice echoed through the closed door, "Three days until we post it on youtube." Mori and Hunny heard the boys leaving, cackling madly.

"You know...I think you were right." Mori rumbled with a deep sigh as Hunny began to slam his head into Mori's hard chest, "Our lives are definitely over."

Evil twins are good. ^_^