Sing Along with the Autobots!

by Moxie Thuringwethil

The problem is that as long as battle calls/Bots and Cons will fight until one faction falls/Although this latest filk doesn't list them all/There must be... '50 Ways To Hit A Seeker'

1. Oh No: The Decepticon Song

"Oh No (The Decepticon Song)" - sung by Beachcomber,
with other Autobots on backing vocals (in bold text)

Music: "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)", (c)1955 by Harry Belafonte

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Oh no, o-o-oh no
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say o-o-oh no,
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

Fly halfway 'cross the galaxy
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Those Decepticons won't let us be
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

We follow Optimus, follow him to battle
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Though just the thought of war makes my circuits rattle
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

There's Megatron fired by Soundwave - go!
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Little cassetticons all in a row
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

Oh, I say o-o-oh no
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say o-o-oh no,
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

Your beautiful world caught in our battle
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
They call this damage collateral
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

There's Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, hey!
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Dirge, Thrust, Ramjet all in our way
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

We follow Optimus, follow him to battle
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Though just the thought of war makes my circuits rattle
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone

Oh no, o-o-oh no
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone
Oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say oh, I say o-o-oh no,
'Cons attack, they won't leave us alone