This Story and/or continuing series will most likely scare you and cause
your brain to shrivel up and melt out your ears, unless you're wearing the
recommended protective head gear made out of solid.Urainium, Weapons Grade
actually. So unless you have NO brain, either way your brain's going to
melt out of your ears reading this story.
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob.
Characters: Alfredo The Great, Izzy, Tentomon, Tai, Agumon, Sora, Biyomon, Scientist, Ehomba and Sima
Alfredo the Great was walking down a small path in the middle of a Dark forest in the middle of an open plain that was in the center of a large meteor crater.
"Hmmm, I wonder where this path leads to.. I've been following it for ten days now, and I haven't seem to have gotten very far.hmmm, very strange."
Just then Alfredo heard a loud noise, and then screaming,
"Help us, help us," The screams said
"This seems like a Job for Alfredo the Great! I must get to those poor people over there"
Alfredo ran as fast as he could, but he couldn't seem to get anywhere, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get one foot forward. At that very moment two mysterious figures popped out of the trees beside him.
"Who are you?!?!?" Alfredo Exclaimed
"We're your guardian angels!" Replied one of the two figures
"Really?" A Hopeful Alfredo Asked
"Ummm, How 'bout NO, you scrawny bastard" Commented the shorter of the pair
"Then who are you?" demanded Alfredo " I demand to Know"
"Do you really want to know?" The Taller one asked menacingly
"Yes" replied Alfredo sheepishly
"WE ARE.. Ehomba and Sima! The greatest duo that ever lived!"
"If your so great, why are you in these blasted woods" Inquired Alfredo
"Ummm.were lost," The two said embarrassingly
"LOST, ahahaha that's the saddest thing I've ever heard! How could you be lost? These wood aren't even a mile long!" Alfredo Laughed Hysterically
"A least we aren't stuck on a treadmill" Ehomba said
"What!" Alfredo Screamed
"Well, your standing right on it" said Sima, "We've been watching you for quite some time, Alfredo." he said with a perverted grin
"Oh shut up you" Ehomba said and whacked Sima across the head "don't mind him, he's just gotten out of a trial on which he was convicted on five counts of being a peeping tom, He does fancy the company of other men though"
"That was supposed to be OUR secret Ehomba" Sima Said Annoyingly
"Oooook then, I think I'll just see if I'm on this treadmill of not."
Upon looking down Alfredo saw the two black bars on the either side of him and the Treadmill under him.
"DAMMIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME FOR TEN DAYS AND NO ONE TOLD ME THAT I WAS WALKING ON A TREADMILL!!!!!!"
"We thought it was funny," they said
"I didn't think it was funny," muttered Alfredo "Anyway, can you help me off this, I can seem to stop it" "Suuuurre" Said Sima
And with that Sima walked over to the treadmill and pressed the big red button that clearly said "IF YOU ARE ON THIS TREADMILL, PUSH THIS BUTTON TO GET OFF" when Sima pressed it Alfredo was sent catapulted off clear into the next page.
"I guess we should catch up to him." said Ehomba
"No, lets wait in the bushes for another victim!" Responded Sima
"No, you sick dolt, it clearly says in the storyline that we follow Alfredo" said Ehomba
"There's a storyline, I thought this was just some idiot rendition of a poem" said Sima "I'm very Confused"
"I'm sure you are." said Ehomba
"Where is this SUPPOSED storyline, or better yet, where's the PLOT!" Said Sima Furiously
"Its right here" said Ehomba
"Where?" Demanded Sima
"On the Treadmill" said Ehomba
"Oh I see it now, but.. wait I know what your about to do" said Sima "No stop, don't do it Ehombaaaaaaa."
But it was too late Ehomba pressed the button and sent Sima flying straight out in the next several pages.
"Now, I guess I can Catch up with Alfredo"
And with that he Ran off Down the Path.
********
"Do you think we should poke him with a stick?" Tai Inquired
"I dunno, he looks dead enough," said Sora
"I say we should check his pulse, for he may still be alive, however faintly" Said Izzy in his matter-of-factly
"I dunno, but poking him with a stick seems like an awfully good way to do things" said Tai
"But Tai, he could still be alive, just knocked unconscious!" exclaimed Izzy
"I'm the leader and I say we poke him with a stick" said Tai
"Wait a second, who made you the leader?" questioned Sora
"Well, the T.V show did!" said Tai
"But we aren't on the T.V show are we?" Sora said Interrogatingly
"Ya! I thought we agreed that after we were retired from the T.V show, we were going to be in a Representative Government!" Yelled Izzy
"No, I say I'm the Ruler and that I have all the power to make all the decisions!"
"You mean like despotism?" Said Izzy.. again
"Ya! Like despo.thingy, and another thing stop being so intelligent like!"
"Never!" Cried Izzy, and then he smacked Tai in the face with his laptop
"While all the arguing was going on, Sora sneaked off and started poking Alfredo with a stick
"Guys, I think he's coming to!!" Yelled Sora
"Meuh??" groaned Alfredo
"Are you alright?" asked Sora
"I'm fine" Said Alfredo
"Well you shouldn't be, with that fall and all," said Tai
"Oh well, that's the way these crazy, stupid fics are" replied Alfredo
"Fic, what's a Fic, why are we in a Fic, how did we get here, when are we leaving?!?!?!" Rambled Sora
"Ummm.forget I said anything," said Alfredo
"Any who, why are you here?" asked Tai
"I'm supposed to be rescuing some screaming children, know where they are?" asked Alfredo
"Oh, um.. we are, but we were just practicing with our digimon, you know I we ever get back on T.V" said Tai
"Like that's gonna happen" mumbled Alfredo
"What did you say?" demanded Sora
"Me?... Nothing, nothing at all" commented Alfredo "where are your digimon anyway?"
"Their here somewhere." said Tai
"Of Course were here, you idiot, and you call yourselves the Digidestined," said all the digimon, appearing from out of no where
"Were retired actually.." Muttered Izzy
"Whatever" said the digimon
"Hey, where are those two that were following me back there?"
"Were right here!" said Ehomba and Sima
"Wha! How'd you get here?" cried all
"Through the magic of the writer of course!" replied the pair
"Writer? Who is this writer?" demanded Alfredo "He sounds like a crazy loon if all that's happened is his creation, Curse youuuuu!!!" Yelled Alfredo
"WHO IS QUESTIONING MY POWER?" boomed a loud, commanding voice
"Ummm, I am" said Alfredo
"YOU MUST NOT QUESTION MY WRITING ABILITIES!" boomed the voice
"Why not, I mean you story is full of errors and loopholes! Its horrible!" cried Alfredo
"STILL, YOU MUST NOT QUESTION MY POWER!" boomed the voice
"If you're so powerful why don't you show yourself?" said Tai
"YOU WOULD BE SO AMAZED AT MY APPEARANCE YOUR HEAD WOULD EXPLODE!!!!" boomed the voice, even louder now
"I doubt that," said Alfredo
"FINE I WILL GRACE YOU WITH MY PRESENCE!" boomed the voice
A loud groaning was heard and a bright beam of light with a figure descending from above came down then heavenly music started playing, everyone was awed by the appearance, that was until it all came grinding to a halt. The Music stopped and the beam faded out and the figure came crashing to the ground
"Damn it! I still had 3 minutes left I that machine!" said the Writer "Curse you! That's the last time I ever leave a job to a faulty piece of crap!"
"Your not as Glorious as I expected" said Alfredo
"Ya, you have lots of pimples on you face" said Tai
"And your kind of Fat" chimed Sima
"Do you think that every writer is a perfect person with no faults whatsoever?" Said the Writer, brushing himself off "Besides, I still have all my powers that come with writing"
"Like what?" said Alfredo sarcastically
"Like this" said the writer
The Writer snapped his fingers and all of a sudden Tha Kid appears
"Wha? What the hell am I doing here?" said Tha Kid
"Ooops wrong thing" said the writer, and with that he snapped his fingers and sent Tha Kid back to wherever she came from
"Powers like this!" Exclaimed The Writer
He then snapped his fingers and all of a sudden a scientist appeared
"What's that all about?" asked Ehomba
"I HAVE THE POWER TO CONTINUE THE STORYLINE!" boomed the writer
*GASP! *
"I am the evil mad scientist (Creative name eh?) That will destroy you all, mwahahahahahahaha!!!!"
"We'll but a stop to this!" said the digimon
"Tentomon Digivolve to.." "Agumon Digivolve to..." "Biyomon DigiVolve to."
"Not so fast!" said the Evil mad scientist "I've got a secret weapon"
What kind of evil weapon could stop us? This crazy group of people?" Asked Alfredo
"I've got JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!" Cried the Evil mad scientist All of a sudden Jennifer Lopez appears and starts singing and dancing "Jenny from the block!"
"Nooooooooo, its to unbearable!" cried all
All of the digivices cracked, preventing digivolution, and therefore stop the digimon
"I'm outta here," said the writer and with that he quickly ascended back to the sky
When all seemed lost, with the entire group writhing in pain on the ground, something amazing happened, the Evil mad scientist went crazy! And turned into the Crazy Evil Mad Scientist or C.E.M.S for short
C.E.M.S- "I'm so sick of you Jenny I'll destroy you right on this spot!"
And with that he pulled out the Extra-Noisy, Explosive SPONGE CANNON!! And pulled the trigger
"Pop" the cannon went
"The Hell? What kind of gunfire sounds like, pop?" asked Alfredo
"It should of gone BOOM! KABLOOIE!"
"Writer, what's going on here?" whined Alfredo
"I dunno.. I'll check" A loud thumping is heard, "Bob did you unplug the sound and visual effects machine again?"* Muttering is heard * "I told you Bob if you need to take a shower use the hose!" then a loud ZAP is heard, "that'll teach him" said the writer "It all fine now!"
The Crazy Evil Mad Scientist pulls the trigger and the explosion sends J.LO flying into little bits
C.E.M.S- "You'll see me again" and with that he jumped off the page
"What was that all about?" asked The Digidestined
"I really don't know," said Alfredo "Do you want to join our quest to get the original Digidestined back on T.V?" The D.D asked
Alfredo looked at Sima, Sima Looked at Ehomba, Ehomba looked down at his feet, then back at Alfredo.
"Sure, Why Not" said Alfredo
"Then lets be on our way then" said Alfredo
But before they could go anywhere Ehomba and Sima fell of the page.. And into eternal oblivion
"Nooooooo!" cried Alfredo
"Are you coming or not?" the D.D asked
"Fine, I've got nothing better to do" responded Alfredo Darkly
And they were on their way.
Next Time on Alfredo's Adventures: The Attack of Bad Grammar!
Read and Review!
.And yes, I know it's horrible
Honko_Mcbob
Explanations:
For those people out there that don't understand BIG WORDS here is a brief explanation:
Despotism: government by a ruler who uses unlimited absolute authority to achieve his goals.
Representative: a system of government in which appointed or elected agents act for a group of people.
Disclaimer: Hi and welcome my Fic! I am the Writer and Owner of this Fic and the possibilities of a continuing series, I do not own any of the characters in this Fic, except Honko_Mcbob also I don't claim any of the characters in this Fic as my own, except again: Honko_Mcbob.
Characters: Alfredo The Great, Izzy, Tentomon, Tai, Agumon, Sora, Biyomon, Scientist, Ehomba and Sima
Alfredo the Great was walking down a small path in the middle of a Dark forest in the middle of an open plain that was in the center of a large meteor crater.
"Hmmm, I wonder where this path leads to.. I've been following it for ten days now, and I haven't seem to have gotten very far.hmmm, very strange."
Just then Alfredo heard a loud noise, and then screaming,
"Help us, help us," The screams said
"This seems like a Job for Alfredo the Great! I must get to those poor people over there"
Alfredo ran as fast as he could, but he couldn't seem to get anywhere, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get one foot forward. At that very moment two mysterious figures popped out of the trees beside him.
"Who are you?!?!?" Alfredo Exclaimed
"We're your guardian angels!" Replied one of the two figures
"Really?" A Hopeful Alfredo Asked
"Ummm, How 'bout NO, you scrawny bastard" Commented the shorter of the pair
"Then who are you?" demanded Alfredo " I demand to Know"
"Do you really want to know?" The Taller one asked menacingly
"Yes" replied Alfredo sheepishly
"WE ARE.. Ehomba and Sima! The greatest duo that ever lived!"
"If your so great, why are you in these blasted woods" Inquired Alfredo
"Ummm.were lost," The two said embarrassingly
"LOST, ahahaha that's the saddest thing I've ever heard! How could you be lost? These wood aren't even a mile long!" Alfredo Laughed Hysterically
"A least we aren't stuck on a treadmill" Ehomba said
"What!" Alfredo Screamed
"Well, your standing right on it" said Sima, "We've been watching you for quite some time, Alfredo." he said with a perverted grin
"Oh shut up you" Ehomba said and whacked Sima across the head "don't mind him, he's just gotten out of a trial on which he was convicted on five counts of being a peeping tom, He does fancy the company of other men though"
"That was supposed to be OUR secret Ehomba" Sima Said Annoyingly
"Oooook then, I think I'll just see if I'm on this treadmill of not."
Upon looking down Alfredo saw the two black bars on the either side of him and the Treadmill under him.
"DAMMIT, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME FOR TEN DAYS AND NO ONE TOLD ME THAT I WAS WALKING ON A TREADMILL!!!!!!"
"We thought it was funny," they said
"I didn't think it was funny," muttered Alfredo "Anyway, can you help me off this, I can seem to stop it" "Suuuurre" Said Sima
And with that Sima walked over to the treadmill and pressed the big red button that clearly said "IF YOU ARE ON THIS TREADMILL, PUSH THIS BUTTON TO GET OFF" when Sima pressed it Alfredo was sent catapulted off clear into the next page.
"I guess we should catch up to him." said Ehomba
"No, lets wait in the bushes for another victim!" Responded Sima
"No, you sick dolt, it clearly says in the storyline that we follow Alfredo" said Ehomba
"There's a storyline, I thought this was just some idiot rendition of a poem" said Sima "I'm very Confused"
"I'm sure you are." said Ehomba
"Where is this SUPPOSED storyline, or better yet, where's the PLOT!" Said Sima Furiously
"Its right here" said Ehomba
"Where?" Demanded Sima
"On the Treadmill" said Ehomba
"Oh I see it now, but.. wait I know what your about to do" said Sima "No stop, don't do it Ehombaaaaaaa."
But it was too late Ehomba pressed the button and sent Sima flying straight out in the next several pages.
"Now, I guess I can Catch up with Alfredo"
And with that he Ran off Down the Path.
********
"Do you think we should poke him with a stick?" Tai Inquired
"I dunno, he looks dead enough," said Sora
"I say we should check his pulse, for he may still be alive, however faintly" Said Izzy in his matter-of-factly
"I dunno, but poking him with a stick seems like an awfully good way to do things" said Tai
"But Tai, he could still be alive, just knocked unconscious!" exclaimed Izzy
"I'm the leader and I say we poke him with a stick" said Tai
"Wait a second, who made you the leader?" questioned Sora
"Well, the T.V show did!" said Tai
"But we aren't on the T.V show are we?" Sora said Interrogatingly
"Ya! I thought we agreed that after we were retired from the T.V show, we were going to be in a Representative Government!" Yelled Izzy
"No, I say I'm the Ruler and that I have all the power to make all the decisions!"
"You mean like despotism?" Said Izzy.. again
"Ya! Like despo.thingy, and another thing stop being so intelligent like!"
"Never!" Cried Izzy, and then he smacked Tai in the face with his laptop
"While all the arguing was going on, Sora sneaked off and started poking Alfredo with a stick
"Guys, I think he's coming to!!" Yelled Sora
"Meuh??" groaned Alfredo
"Are you alright?" asked Sora
"I'm fine" Said Alfredo
"Well you shouldn't be, with that fall and all," said Tai
"Oh well, that's the way these crazy, stupid fics are" replied Alfredo
"Fic, what's a Fic, why are we in a Fic, how did we get here, when are we leaving?!?!?!" Rambled Sora
"Ummm.forget I said anything," said Alfredo
"Any who, why are you here?" asked Tai
"I'm supposed to be rescuing some screaming children, know where they are?" asked Alfredo
"Oh, um.. we are, but we were just practicing with our digimon, you know I we ever get back on T.V" said Tai
"Like that's gonna happen" mumbled Alfredo
"What did you say?" demanded Sora
"Me?... Nothing, nothing at all" commented Alfredo "where are your digimon anyway?"
"Their here somewhere." said Tai
"Of Course were here, you idiot, and you call yourselves the Digidestined," said all the digimon, appearing from out of no where
"Were retired actually.." Muttered Izzy
"Whatever" said the digimon
"Hey, where are those two that were following me back there?"
"Were right here!" said Ehomba and Sima
"Wha! How'd you get here?" cried all
"Through the magic of the writer of course!" replied the pair
"Writer? Who is this writer?" demanded Alfredo "He sounds like a crazy loon if all that's happened is his creation, Curse youuuuu!!!" Yelled Alfredo
"WHO IS QUESTIONING MY POWER?" boomed a loud, commanding voice
"Ummm, I am" said Alfredo
"YOU MUST NOT QUESTION MY WRITING ABILITIES!" boomed the voice
"Why not, I mean you story is full of errors and loopholes! Its horrible!" cried Alfredo
"STILL, YOU MUST NOT QUESTION MY POWER!" boomed the voice
"If you're so powerful why don't you show yourself?" said Tai
"YOU WOULD BE SO AMAZED AT MY APPEARANCE YOUR HEAD WOULD EXPLODE!!!!" boomed the voice, even louder now
"I doubt that," said Alfredo
"FINE I WILL GRACE YOU WITH MY PRESENCE!" boomed the voice
A loud groaning was heard and a bright beam of light with a figure descending from above came down then heavenly music started playing, everyone was awed by the appearance, that was until it all came grinding to a halt. The Music stopped and the beam faded out and the figure came crashing to the ground
"Damn it! I still had 3 minutes left I that machine!" said the Writer "Curse you! That's the last time I ever leave a job to a faulty piece of crap!"
"Your not as Glorious as I expected" said Alfredo
"Ya, you have lots of pimples on you face" said Tai
"And your kind of Fat" chimed Sima
"Do you think that every writer is a perfect person with no faults whatsoever?" Said the Writer, brushing himself off "Besides, I still have all my powers that come with writing"
"Like what?" said Alfredo sarcastically
"Like this" said the writer
The Writer snapped his fingers and all of a sudden Tha Kid appears
"Wha? What the hell am I doing here?" said Tha Kid
"Ooops wrong thing" said the writer, and with that he snapped his fingers and sent Tha Kid back to wherever she came from
"Powers like this!" Exclaimed The Writer
He then snapped his fingers and all of a sudden a scientist appeared
"What's that all about?" asked Ehomba
"I HAVE THE POWER TO CONTINUE THE STORYLINE!" boomed the writer
*GASP! *
"I am the evil mad scientist (Creative name eh?) That will destroy you all, mwahahahahahahaha!!!!"
"We'll but a stop to this!" said the digimon
"Tentomon Digivolve to.." "Agumon Digivolve to..." "Biyomon DigiVolve to."
"Not so fast!" said the Evil mad scientist "I've got a secret weapon"
What kind of evil weapon could stop us? This crazy group of people?" Asked Alfredo
"I've got JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!" Cried the Evil mad scientist All of a sudden Jennifer Lopez appears and starts singing and dancing "Jenny from the block!"
"Nooooooooo, its to unbearable!" cried all
All of the digivices cracked, preventing digivolution, and therefore stop the digimon
"I'm outta here," said the writer and with that he quickly ascended back to the sky
When all seemed lost, with the entire group writhing in pain on the ground, something amazing happened, the Evil mad scientist went crazy! And turned into the Crazy Evil Mad Scientist or C.E.M.S for short
C.E.M.S- "I'm so sick of you Jenny I'll destroy you right on this spot!"
And with that he pulled out the Extra-Noisy, Explosive SPONGE CANNON!! And pulled the trigger
"Pop" the cannon went
"The Hell? What kind of gunfire sounds like, pop?" asked Alfredo
"It should of gone BOOM! KABLOOIE!"
"Writer, what's going on here?" whined Alfredo
"I dunno.. I'll check" A loud thumping is heard, "Bob did you unplug the sound and visual effects machine again?"* Muttering is heard * "I told you Bob if you need to take a shower use the hose!" then a loud ZAP is heard, "that'll teach him" said the writer "It all fine now!"
The Crazy Evil Mad Scientist pulls the trigger and the explosion sends J.LO flying into little bits
C.E.M.S- "You'll see me again" and with that he jumped off the page
"What was that all about?" asked The Digidestined
"I really don't know," said Alfredo "Do you want to join our quest to get the original Digidestined back on T.V?" The D.D asked
Alfredo looked at Sima, Sima Looked at Ehomba, Ehomba looked down at his feet, then back at Alfredo.
"Sure, Why Not" said Alfredo
"Then lets be on our way then" said Alfredo
But before they could go anywhere Ehomba and Sima fell of the page.. And into eternal oblivion
"Nooooooo!" cried Alfredo
"Are you coming or not?" the D.D asked
"Fine, I've got nothing better to do" responded Alfredo Darkly
And they were on their way.
Next Time on Alfredo's Adventures: The Attack of Bad Grammar!
Read and Review!
.And yes, I know it's horrible
Honko_Mcbob
Explanations:
For those people out there that don't understand BIG WORDS here is a brief explanation:
Despotism: government by a ruler who uses unlimited absolute authority to achieve his goals.
Representative: a system of government in which appointed or elected agents act for a group of people.