Hi, guys! This is a side story to my original one, The Elrics have a Cousin?, so I hope you like it. ^_^ Again, Al has his body in this story. I think most of my side stories will have Alphonse in his human form. And if you want them to do more pranks to one another, tell me in a review!

"HEY ED! AL! COME DOWN AND HAVE SOME BREAKFAST!" Julie yelled from the kitchen. She flipped some pancakes and started to set the table. She grinned because she had a special prank for Ed today.

Ed stumbled in, bleary eyed, but clearly not awake enough to function correctly. Al cheerfully hopped into the kitchen.

"Good morning, Julie! Thanks for breakfast!" Al sat in a chair as Julie placed a stack of pancakes in the middle of the table.

The boys immediately shoved food into their mouths as if they hadn't eaten in years. After the 8th plate of pancakes, Ed looked like he was having a hard time swallowing from his dry mouth.

"Here." Julie noticed, and placed a glass of liquid in front of him innocently. Ed started chugging it. Julie shoved a pancake in her mouth to stop from bursting into laughter.

Al noticed what Ed was drinking and chewed pancakes spewed from his mouth.

"B-brother! *cough* You're-that's-" Al said in surprise. Ed paused and slowly looked down at his glass. Julie snorted, but that was a bad idea because she had orange juice in her mouth. Julie clutched her nose in pain from the burning orange juice that went up her nose.

"WHAT THE-JULIE?!" Ed screamed, and milk splashed over the table. Al protected his pancakes from the line of fire. Edward and knocked his chair over, and chucked the milk cup at the wall where it shattered.

Milk splattered everywhere, and rage burned in Ed's eyes. Julie clutched her stomach with laughter. She swallowed her mouthful of food and started laughing like crazy. Al couldn't help it but to give a little giggle.

Ed angrily stomped out the kitchen, leaving behind a struggling-not-to-laugh brother and a cousin who had tears coming down her eyes with pure laughter.

Julie calmed down, and looked at the silent kitchen.

Suddenly, Ed stomped into the kitchen and grabbed more pancakes and left with a "Hmph!" Julie giggled as she transmitted and fixed the broken glass. Al wiped the milk away, but had a bad feeling Ed was going to get revenge.

He was right, of course, but Julie wasn't suspecting a thing.

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"Hey, Winry, need some help?" Julie walked out to the backyard of the Rockbell house into the windy aftrenoon and saw Winry putting some laundry up on a line. Julie pulled her hair into the usual ponytail and stood next to Winry.

"Sure! Thanks." Winry pulled a shirt out of the basket. They silently hung the clothes up. Julie felt like she was being watched, and looked around, not seeing anybody.

"Hey, what happened this morning? Like, I heard a lot of screaming and laughing and glass shattering." Winry said. Julie grinned.

She opened her mouth to say something when she felt someone approaching.

Suddenly, someone zipped behind her, grabbed her ponytail, and cut a little less than half her ponytail off. Julie whipped around, cut hair flying in the wind. She saw a golden-haired figure whooping with laughter with a pair of scissors in his hands.

He turned around, and there was no doubt it was Edward who just got his revenge. Julie grabbed her ponytail in shock. Ed, who was a little ways down the hill from where Julie and Winry were standing, pointed at Julie maniacally.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GIVING ME MILK!" Ed screamed. Julie's jaw dropped. Suddenly, a wrench came flying out of nowhere-Julie suspected it was Winry- and slammed into Ed' head. He collapsed on the ground, holding his head. Julie shook herself off, and in seconds, the two girls were tearing after Ed.

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Julie brushed her hair. Winry tried to fix the jagged cuts, and it didn't look too bad. She was annoyed because her ponytail was shorter now. The girls were unable to catch Ed. Translation: Julie let him go to get back at him later, because milk is one thing, but hair is another.

Julie pulled her hair up, and walked out of the bathroom. She silently-or as quietly you can get when using alchemy- transmuted her left arm to a small blade.

"ED! HELP ME PUT THIS PICTURE UP!" Winry yelled from the living room. Winry had found some old pictures in the attic, and she eagerly put them up. Ed grumbled as he walked to the living room. Julie slowly followed him, making sure she wasn't seen.

"Up there." Winry pointed to a spot on the wall, and stepped back for Ed. He climbed onto the ladder and placed the frame against the wall.

"Here?" He asked.

"More to the left."

"Here?"

"Um . . . More to the left . . .-STOP! Too far. . ."

"Here?"

"It's tilted."

"Better?"

"No, make the right corner-Yeah-wait-. . . too much!"

"Winry! Seriously?!" Ed turned, one hand on the picture. Right at that second, he saw a blur of black, white, and a streak of blue in front of him. (If you're reading my other story, you'll know who that is right away. ^_^)

Ed felt his hair shift and the sound of a blade cutting through air. He turned around so fast the ladder rocked. He saw locks of golden hair float to the ground and Winry clamping a hand over her mouth in saw white boots disappear around the corner and caught the picture before it crashed to the ground. He leaped off the ladder, but Winry pulled a paper that was taped to his back.

That's what you get for cutting my hair. You needed it, anyway.

Ed crumpled the paper in his hand and touched his hair.

"SHE. CUT. HALF. MY BRAID. OFF." Ed growled. He stomped away, leaving Winry holding the picture, confused.

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Julie hid in her room most of the day to avoid Ed, but Edward had a perfect plan to get her out.

Julie's room was in front of the stairs, so Ed stood in front of it.

"OH MY GOSH JULIE! HELP ME! ALPHONSE'S ARM JUST GOT TORN OFF BY A CAR THAT WAS DRIVING BY! HURRY!" Ed screamed, but had a devilish smirk on his face. He heard a thud and some scrambling on the floor. He took this opportunity and transmuted a bump in front of her door. Julie shot out of her room as he expected.

"OMIGOSH WHERE IS HE-" She was running at full speed, but hit the bump and fell forward….and down the stairs. Ed could hear crashing noises as she fell down.

"EDWARD ELRIC!" Julie screamed.

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Julie opened the fridge and pulled something out. She grinned, and ran upstairs. As she ran up the up the stairs, she shook the can of whip cream and sprayed a Gluttony-approving mound of the cream into her hand.

She reached Ed's room, and noticed it was locked. He must be taking a nap. Julie thought for a moment, then got an idea. She started banging rapidly on the door with her left arm.

"ED! ED, WAKE UP! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE AND WINRY'S HURT ! WINRY'S HURT, ED! WAKE-" Ed stumbled out of the room yelling"I'M COMING! I'M COMING WIN-mph!" Julie slapped the whip cream in his face and it made a cute little "spwish" sound and hot ow the hallway.

"JULIE!? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU~!"

"Not if I kill you first!" Julie giggled as she hopped down the stairs.

So that's all for today! Thanks for reading! If you have any other tricks or pranks you want them to do, please ask me in a review or PM. Thanks again!