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Katara's gone for a four days and no one is able to cook something decent! Toph's freaky stew? Zuko's burned meat? Sokka's unedible meat? Lots of humor! All ATLA fans MUST read! What will they do?

Cooking Arrangements

Chapter One: Aang

One afternoon after lunch, Aang, Sokka, Toph, Suki, and Zuko notice that Katara has been stressed a lot recently. Considering that she has been cooking for five other mouths and being the backbone for the GaAang. They insist that Katara goes into the city to have some alone time for a couple of days or so. Katara needed a mini vacation.

"You sure you guys are gonna be okay?" the motherly Waterbender asked. She was holding her bag and standing in the courtyard of the Firelord's old summer palace.

"Sure, sure, Sugarqueen," Toph said. "It's only gonna be for a few days. We'll manage."

"Yeah, Katara. You go do whatever in the city! It's about time you get a break." Said Aang

"But who's gonna cook?" Katara asked.

Aang stepped back, Zuko looked away, and Suki avoided Katara's eyes. Obviously no one wanted the job of chef while Katara was away.

"WELL?" Sokka cracked. "soooommmmeeeone hasta cook!"

"I volunteer Sokka!" Aang said optistmically.

"Nice try Aang. There's no way I'm cooking." he answered. "Toph you do it!"

"Hey stupid!" Toph waved her hand in front of her eyes, "BLUH-INDD!"

"Oh yeah…right."

Katara asked again, "Well, someone has to cook."

Everyone looked to Suki.

"I'm notttt doooiiinnnggg ittttt." She sang.

"Well neither am I." said Zuko.

"HOW WILL WE SURIVE? WHAT WILL I EAT?I NEED MY FOOD!" Sokka was over dramatic again.

The group then started getting all antsy and began arguing.

"I WILL NOT!"

"NEITHER WILL I."

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA!"

"I. AM. NOT. COOKING!"

"I'M MOST AM CERTIANLY NO-"

"UH, YEA U ARE!-"

"ENOUGH!" the Avatar boomed. "I will cook. Katara you go and have fun in the city and the rest of us will just hang around until you're back."

"Okay then. You guys, please don't kill each other while I'm gone."

Sure enough, dinner came and Aang was in the nearby forest scavenging for some berries and nuts and other random scuppernongs.

Aang skipped back to the campfire with a small bag full of mixed nuts and small fruits.

"Well here ya guys go." He showed them the little bag proudly.

Sokka's eyes were huge. "That's. It?"

"Yup." Aang said happily.

"That? That surely isn't to be shared between all five of us? Is it?" Zuko asked.

"We're just gonna have to share." Aang answered.

"Buaaa! Faa! My! Fooooddd! PREACIOUS MEAT!" Sokka complained.

"I'm hungryyyyy Aang! There needs to be more!" Toph started complaining too.

"Aanggg! I'm a man! I need meeeaaattt! I'M A MAN! MAN, MAN, MAN, MAN, MAN! Who needs meeeeaaaatttt!" Sokka began whining like a little baby and pounding his fists on the ground claiming he was a man.

Zuko got up from the floor and grabbed his Dao swords. "C'mon Sokka, let's go get our meat."

Sokka got up from laying on the floor and frantically nodded then left with his boomerang to go get his precious meat. And when Sokka walked into the forest you could hear him saying, "Meattt…. Ohhh meatttt? Where are you meat? Meaty, meat, meat! Where are you? C'mere- OW! What was that for?"

A thud noise followed before Zuko said, "Sokka! Shut-up! You're scaring all the animals!"

It was just Aang , Suki, and Toph at the campfire now. Suki grabbed a berry and said, "Aang, I think I'll cook tomorrow…"

Aang nodded and finished his dinner that he found.

"Thank Kyoshi!" Toph exclaimed. She grabbed a nut and shoved it right in front of Aang's face, "I can't live off of this junk for a whole week!"

"WHO HOOOO!" Sokka yelled coming back from the forest.

"Wow, Snoozles. That was really quick. They're must have been a lot of animals out there. Or you calling them meat must've worked."

Sokka ignored Toph and sat down at the fire with a string of drool seeping out of the corner of his mouth. In his hands he had a small dead Sparrowkeet and a baby Foofoocuddlypoof in his hands.

Then Zuko came from the forest holding a huge Fox-Antelope over his shoulder.

"Whoaaaa, Zukoooo! That's sure a lot of meattt!" Toph goggled while smacking her lips together. Sokka's love for meat was starting to rub off on Toph.

"Zuko! I didn't see you catch that! Trade me! Trade me, trade me, TRADE MEEEEE!" Sokka begged. And he practically jumped on top Zuko and his catch.

"No way! Go get your own!" shouted Zuko trying to throw meat boy off of him.

"Bu-bu-but that things huggeeee!"

"We'll share."

"Fine." Sokka just crossed his arms and pouted.

"Uh… Zuko… You're cooking tomorrow. Not me or Aang." Suki said.

"Yeah, Sparky. You're cook for now on." Toph agreed.

"…great." Pffft.

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