An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away … if well aimed.
The Doctor looked around in slight confusion at the advancing army of Daleks, all with an apple in their sink plunger. These Daleks seem to be crazy, he observed, and wandered away to try and think of a way to make all Daleks catch this disease, as it would make them quite a lot less of a threat to the universe.
Instead of the usual cry of 'Exterminate', there was a shout of '3, 2, 1, FIRE!', and the Doctor suddenly found himself pelted with several hundred apples. Ok, so maybe they were dangerous when armed with apples after all.
A short while later, a head emerged out of the large pile of apples, and looked around at a most strange sight. The Daleks were standing around, drinking apple juice through their suction cups.
"We need more arms," remarked one, recalling the difficulty they had encountered while attempting to open the juice cartons, and the rest grunted in assent, being unable to nod.
These Daleks are definitely crazy, the Doctor decided, and he ducked back under the pile to wait for the insane aliens to leave so he could escape with his sanity. Which did not look likely to occur.
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