2006
"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong."
"Granger, how can I be doing it wrong! You just take a picture of yourself."
"Yes, with a mobile phone, not that ancient looking camera! And you have to take it yourself, not have your house elf take the picture."
"Why? Who says that is how you take a 'selfie'?"
"Everyone! I thought you wanted to learn how to take a selfie for your new Facebook account?"
"I just wanted everyone to know I still have my Malfoy good looks. As long as it's a photo of me, I really don't care how it's taken."
"Here, give me your phone. I'll show you how it's done."
Taking his phone, I step next to him and put my arm out with his phone facing away from us and snap a picture of the two of us. Flipping it around to see the image, I smile at what I see.
"Malfoy, you're supposed to look at the camera when we take the photo. Now we have to take it
again."
"No, I like this one. It shows my good looks and that I'm madly in love with you at the same time. Now, how do I send this to Facebook?"
Maybe I shouldn't have introduced Malfoy to social media and muggle technology.