Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh GX or the song 'If You Were Gay' by Avenue Q.

A/N: this is my version of If You Were Gay with Ryo and Fubuki and there is also no time frame in this.

"Finally an afternoon alone with my favorite 'How to Kill Other People You Don't Like.' No roommates to bother me, how could it get any better than this?" said Ryo.

"Oh hi, Ryo!" said an annoying voice that Ryo recognized.

"Hi Fubuki" Ryo said in a very annoyed voice.

"Hey Ryo, you'll never guess what happened to me in the lunch line! This guy was smiling at me and talking to me!" said Fubuki.

"That's very interesting..." Ryo said in a bored voice.

"HE was being real friendly and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've though I was gay!"

"So um why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. ... What did you have for lunch today?"

"Oh you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ryo" said Fubuki.

"I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? Now I'm trying to read, leave me alone!"

"Oh I didn't mean anything by it Ryo. I just think it's just something we should be able to talk about."

"I don't want to talk about it, Fubuki! This conversation is over!!!"

"Yeah but..."

"OVER!!!"

"Well, okay but just so you know—" Music out of thin air starts playing and Fubuki starts to sing along. " If you were gay, that'd be okay."

(A/N: Ryo starts to inside his head but so you don't get confuse, I will put R.)

R.: What?

"I mean 'cause, hey! I'd like you anyway, because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay. But I'm not gay."

"Fubuki, please! I am trying to read... What?!"

"If you were queer..."

"Fubuki!"

"...I'd still be here..."

"Fubuki, go away!"

"Year after year!, because your dear to me!"

R.:what the hell?

"And I know that you, would accept me too!"

R.: no I wouldn't!!!!

"If I told you today, 'Hey guess what, I'm Gay!' but I'm not gay. I'm happy just being with you! So what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?"

R.: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fubuki, that's gross!" yelled Ryo.

"No it's not! If you were gay, I'd shout hooray! And here I'd stay, but I wouldn't get in your wayyou can count on me,"

R.: I can barely count on you now!

"I'm not gay!" Ryo shouted

"To always be beside you everyday, to tell you it's okay! You were just born that way and as they say, it's in your DNA, you're gay!" then the music disappeared.

"Fubuki you bastard you do know I'm not gay, right?" said Ryo.

"Yes I know but..." the music turns back on, "if you were ga- -" (music shut's off)

"Shut up! ... what guy was hitting on you in the lunch line anyways?" asked Ryo with a vain popping out of his head.

"I think his name is Rei..."

"...Fubuki... you do know that Rei is was Jaden's friend..."

"Oh really? So one of Jaden's guy friend was hitting on me?" asked Fubuki.

"No... Rei happens to be a girl you idiot!"

"Oh"

END