Teddy Tonks and the Rotten Salami
By: Gigi and Emily
As Teddy climbed up the stairs, he was overcome with a horrid stench. This could only be the work of one being. He turned the corner, and he was positive. As Lord Moldy bread sat in the Great Hall, with his pet snake, Salami, Teddy's cow shaped scar on his butt started to sting. Teddy tried not to touch his butt as Lord Moldy bread smirked at his pain. "What are you doing here?!" screamed Teddy.
"Dear boy, I'm here to take what it fully mine, your moldy SOUL!" Teddy flinched in fear, then his scream and drew his fried chicken leg. "You're going down Lord Moldy bread." And lights took over the night for miles to see. Lord Moldy bread screamed and slowly disintegrated. But Salami did not. She quietly disappeared, searching for her prey.
At last, she found him. Neville Roundbottom, klutzy schoolboy. She went to bite him, but [the very hott Ron Sneezely stepped on Salami and she died. "Geez wiz Ron that was awesome, and so brave of you too!!"
"Yes well, when a friend is in need I'm here to help," he said walking off to his girlfriend, Hermione Ginger. He put his arm around her shoulders and walked off. Neville looked at the snake, Salami and turned pale and fainted as he realized a dead snake was right there. Teddy ran to him, and helped him up. As they walked to the nurse, Ron's younger sister, Minny ran up to them to help Teddy.
"Teddy what happened?!" "Lord Moldy bread," Teddy muttered loud enough for only Minny to hear. "Oh my gosh! He-Who-Has-Expired is here at Logsnorts?!" Minny freaked out and then ran towards the scene of the fight. She was soon joined by Moona Hategood, who was a little spacey. The girls dodged curses and charms and fired them right back, but nothing could stop Moldy bread. Teddy Tonks entered a grim scene, and then drew his secret weapon.
Teddy gave Neville to the nurse and drew is turkey wing and ran off to Lord Moldy bread. "You are going DOWN!!" His charm hit Moldy bread straight in the nose making him scream in pain of the smell of fresh food. He clutched his nose and heard a stunning charm being thrown to him. Lord Moldy bread dodges that and prepared to scream for his secret weapon. Laughing evilly, Lord Moldy bread drew the Sporting Hat, covered in Spinach Butters, Snacks, and Waffles.
The talking hat protested, but Moldy bread shoved some old cheese in its mouth to shut it up. He rummaged around in it and found what he was looking for. When Teddy saw it as well, he immediately started formulating a plan.
Teddy got Ron's attention and threw him the Milk cartoon and told him he knew what to do with it, but in the corner of his eye he saw Minny about to get hit by the killing curse. Running towards Minny with all his might he jumped, pushing her to the ground. Minny looked blushed as Teddy landed on top of her. Just inches away from each other the kissed really quickly, forgetting about the world around them.
When the pulled apart, a few cheers heard, and the laughing of Lord Moldy bread. Teddy got up and faced Lord Moldy bread "Never will you hurt anyone anymore!" All of a sudden, everything seemed to freeze and there, in front of him stood Marno Mumblmore. "Mumblemore, what are you doing here? You should be hiding!!" The Headmaster sighed. "I couldn't leave you here with all this responsibility, Teddy. Unfortunately for you, now I am leaving you." and he Apparated away.
Teddy took the only weapon left, the machine gun of Schmodric Bliffindor, and headed for Moldy bread. Now it's ON!!!" He fired the gun at Lord Moldy bread and soon everything calmed down, Dead Eaters stopped and disappeared, and students cheered. The war of fresh food vs. moldy food has won!
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