Dust 3 confirmed
*tune Mad World music* (fat black kid singing) *royalty free music appears*
elsa and spiderman wlaks down the road, ralph as the moon howling. spiderman takes off his mask and turns out to be a terrorist.
"Allahu Akbar" he says and takes a bomb out of his beard
*explosion*
detective shows up and finds elsas molested body
Sherlock then says: " What if Spoodermen was not kill?
but first "this woman has been murdered, and somebody is responsible"
While he was thinking at the crime scene, he heard some music coming closer and closer
ralph moon goes down and sun with terrorist face shows up
"Granada" he screams with a groan
he jumps on the grenade like albert potato and all the policemen around him are blasted into the air
Ralph Moon was having a stroke at the view of Sherlock on the grenade, and died from Cancer
terrorist sun laughs while darude - sandstorm begins playing
He starts rushing Sherlock with a PP-Bison: Sandsprayed
sherlock blocks his bullets with a banana on a spoon
The banana suddenly opened on the tip revealing a barrel
"heil hitler" sherlock said while he shot terrorist sun with banana bullets
Terrorist Sun tripped on a banana peel, while dodging the bullets at the same time
Terrorist Sun slided on the banan peel all the way to sherlock, and bit sherlock in his crotch
Sherlock then said: "I got balls of steel" While pointing the banana barrel at Terrorist Sun
he shot Terrorist Sun in his faze, and blood flooded everywhere. But it wasn't blood, it was...
yoghurt! he missed and hit the innocent yoghurt bystander behind Terrorist Sun
sherlcok and terrorist Sun said at the same time: "I really want some yoghurt", and music began playing in the background
*tune I Came To Dig- MC Rap*
suddenly minecraft TNT rains from the sky
They saw the one dropping the TNT, it was Spoodermen and...
Sherlock said "Use your electrode gun" and they both began shooting at sppoodermen
Spoodermen laughed evily and stated: "I am not nad will not be kill"
his companion, bad luck brian, shows up behind his back
"k" he says
Terrorist sun threw his banana peel into the skies and bad luck brian slipped on it
Bad luck brian died from fall damage, and couldn`t spawn due to a VAC-ban
It was Gaben who banned him with his ban hammer
"Its just me, Gabe Newell" Gaben stated while floating above Spoodermen, Terrorist Sun and Sherleek.
"after nine years of development, it will hopefully have been worth the wait" he said while eating snadvich
Floating downwards pointing at James Bond and says: "My favorite class is the Spy"
Bond steps out of the shadows and says "the name is bond, James Bond"
And Behind James Bond stands another figure: "Bont, James Bont" he says
Then that evil guy from the simpsons appears with a flamethrower and tries to burn Bont, but instead he burns...
Then Gaben gives Terrorist Sun a "Shadow Case" while Terrorist Sun gives Gabe 21kr. "Thanks and have fun" he says while disapearing in his holyness
Terrorist Sun opens the shadow case and finds AWP - allahu akbar coloured
*explosion* Sherlock, Terrorist Sun and Spoodermen faints and wakes up later in a TARDIS
but The Doctor is nowhere to be seen, instead they see a green, fat and big shaped figure
It says "I am Homer Simpson, and I ate the nuclear power plant"
But as he turns arround, it wasn`t Homer. IT WAS SHREK!
Everybody was like "woah, i just got shrekt"
Then Shrek started yelling: " WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP"
Before they could answer, a new creature stepped in through the door and said "I am Fatov, tha Roooler ov tha Yooniverse"
Behind him they saw some sort of elephant? "I am Shnabel-A, the almighty" he stated cockily
Fatov hit Shnabel-A with his giant penis eye stilk and they began fighting
It was a gay cat fight, and nobody cared. except for them
Meanwhile, shrek had already eaten sherlock. Spoodermen noticed, and fell on a button in the tardis when he tried to run
The button started playing epic BvS soundtrack
The tardis also began making wheezing sounds and shrek and spoodermen began fighting
Terrorist Sun started running into the depths of the Tardis, trying not to get kill by the 4 way fight
a man with a sonic screwdriver appeared and terrorist sun quickscoped him with his AWP
"Eat on that u cheecky scrub" he said. It was the Tenth Doctor AKA David Tennant
Terrorist Sun walked over the quickscoped man, and didn't notice The Doctor's skin began glowing
He suddenly heard all the fighting stop in the control room, and heard a voice. "Where is evryboty" a scottish voice asked
Terrorist sun was frightened, but decided to try to quickscope shrek to he could get out of the tardis. meanwhile the doctor rose
"I am The Doctor, and you are a faggot" The Doctor stated while backstabbing Terrorist Sun with the screwdriver
"Noooooo!" Terrorist sun screamed in a darth vader voice while he died
*tune sad violin*
The Doctor said "Allons-y" and walked into the control room. There he found a suprise...
It was Walter White
He was in a hazard suit with crystal meth in his hands. he said "it's not what it looks like" and flashed his eyes from siden to side
The Doctor smiled and said: "blaze weed m9"
The doctor was so concentrated with sharing his weed with Walter white, that he didn't notice shrek hanging from the ceiling
Shrek had his eyes on the Walters man-ass
shrek said "look at that booty" and began jacking his giant ogre dick
making to much floppy sounds with his ogre organ, Walter and Doctor saw him
they opened their mouthes in suprise, but was almost drowned in ogre cum
Walter died from sperm ogredose, but The Doctor managed to run off into the woods
Shrek tried to follow, but he didn't fit through the door
Then he yelled: "DONKEH"
Donkey jumped out of shrek's pocket andimmediately ran after the Doctor
*tune epic Matrix chase music*
the doctor found a car in the forest and drove away in it. Donkey followed with a motorbike made out of leaves and branches
The Doctor looked back in awe as he saw Shrek driving the TARDIS flying behind Donkeh
he didn't notice the big cliff right infront of him
as he turned he screamed: "JERONIMO!" and drove off together with donkeh on his leaf mobile
they fell down the cliff, and landed on a big nuclear bomb
* You`ve doomed us all" a man with a glass of milk stated
Shrek in the Tardis didnt see the nuclear bomb and flew right into it. Before the explosion they could hear a voice say "allahu akbar"
The Doctor managed to drive on the line with the explosion, but Donkeh died during the 9/11 re-enact
the doctor was launched into space as the whole Earth exploded
saying: "k" as he flew into the vacum
he was picked up by a dalek space ship
and inside was Gabe Newell. the doctor said "kan i be admin?"
"k, m8" GabeN said while giving him admin preservs. and then the Doctor an Gaben ruled the world and lived happily ever after
"Counter-Terrorists Win"
Made by: Der Arzt and Corncake Man