5 Ways to Make Nudge Shut the Heck Up
1. Food.
"Don't you just HATE it when bugs hit you in the face while your flying?"
"Yes Nudge."
"I mean that one time you got hit in the face with WASP?! Hilarious! No offense. You were like, flying in circles screaming your head off!"
"I KNOW Nudge."
"I couldn't stop laughing for a week!"
"We KNOW Nudge."
"Oh! And then the time you flew into that swarm of Bees-"
"Hey Nudge, look! McDonalds!... Nudge? Nudge?"
Complete. Silence.
2. Duct Tape. Well, sort of.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFF!"
3. Sleeping Gas.
'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.'
4. The quiet game.
"…"
5. Angel's mind control. And maybe more duct tape…
"You will be quiet now."
"I…Will…be…quite now…"
"Stop talking."
"Stop….Talking…"
"Put your hand over your mouth."
"Pmmt..mm mmmmd...mmvrr..mmm mmmot…"
"Hold your tongue."
"Hol wy tug."
"Don't repeat after me."
"Don't repeat after me."
"I said DON'T repeat after me!"
"I said..don't-"
"Be quiet!"
"Be…quiet…"
"UGH!"
"…ug…"