"I'm dying!" Arthur says in what he will deny to his dying breath is a whine. "There, there" Ariadne says while patting him on the pack, while Yusuf ask what is wrong. "My roommate has gotten it into his head that because I'm gay I want him more than anything in the world, and he keeps offering himself to me. I don't like him, I never have. He can't hold a conversation to save his life and we have barley exchanged two words the entire semester. And he don't believe me when I tell him I have a boyfriend!"
"You keep telling us that" Ariadne cut in, "but we have never seen him."
"All we know is that you disappear one some weekends without telling us where you are going" Yusuf butted in.
"And I keep telling you that you will meet him when he has the time" Arthur replied in a voice that suggested he was tiered of this topic.
"But why won't you even tell us his name? Yusuf thinks its because he is a criminal while I personally think he is a politician or something like that". Arthur just starred at Ariadne after that little sentiment. He then turned to Yusuf "A criminal? Really, what gave you that idea?" Yusuf just shrugged his shoulders. "Come on Arthur" Ariadne begged, "Give us his name at least." She looked at him with her big bambi eyes. Just as he was about to reply his phone signalled a message. Arthur fished it out from his pocket and looked at it. He could feel Yusuf and Ariadne look at him when he started smiling. "I don't have to tell you his name. He is outside, you can meet him now if you want to" he said while smirking at them. "Of course we want to meet him, we have heard about him the entire year" Ariadne replied while getting up, Yusuf and Arthur following suit. When they got outside a crowd was forming in front of the building, Arthur saw his roommate there and smiled to himself. "Why are they all here?" Ariadne wondered. "They can't all be here to meet Arthur's boyfriend can they?" "Uhmm…I think they are" Yusuf said while looking over the crowd. At last Ariadne saw what the other two was seeing. In the middle of the crowd the actor Eames was signing autographs and posing for photos. "YOU ARE DATING EAMES? THE EAMES?" Ariadne shouted at the top of her lungs causing most of the people to turn towards them. "Yes" Arthur replied while smirking at her. "I have a poster with his face on in my dorm" she said while hiding her face in her hands. "I am well aware, why do you think I always wanted to hang out in your dorm?" Now the smirk was full blown. When Ariadne had shouted Eames had started to make his way over to them. He reached them at the last point in their conversation. A fact Ariadne hadn't noticed since she had her face covered. "Always nice to meet a fan" he said while smiling kindly at her. All she could do was just to squeak a sort of greeting at him. "Hello darling" Eames said while looking at Arthur. "Hi" Arthur replied with a smile. "Are your roommate here?" Eames asked while scanning the crowd. "Yeah, he is one of your fan boys over there" Arthur said while indicating with his head to where the most people stood. "Well lets give him a show so he knows you are a kept man" Eames said while smirking at Arthur. Arthur just had time to say, "I'm not a kept man" before Eames was swooping in and kissing him for all to see.