A/N: I know, I do not own these characters they belong to J.K. Rowling Blah blah blah...and so on so don't sue me.
Harry's Dumb Opera
In this time Harry and Hermionie are married and living in a mouse hole that they rented. Ron has an eye for Hermionie and he wants her.
So Ron goes into the mouse hole by drinking a shrinking potion.
Ron: Give it up Harry! I am your mother, no, wait, I am your brother! no I'm not... well anyway, I want Hermione.
Harry: Never. We will fight this out on the edge of the Grand Canyon. The winner gets Hermionie.
Hermione: Uh-oh!
Strngley Harry lived at the edge of the Grand Canyon. So they were there in a moment.
Harry: Now I'm gonna knock you so hard you'll only know my fist hit you...wait, I mean you won't know what hit you.
Ron: Just shut up and fight!
Harry: Okay.
Harry easialy puched ron and ron fell off the canyon like a marshmellow. As Hermionie walks over she trips on a rock and falls into the pit.
Harry: What the heck!
So Harry took a gigantic leap and held his nose, doing a canonball into the Grand Canyon.
Then a Cloaked figure comes up to the canyon and places a time bomb on a hanging ledge of the conyon. Fortunatly, Ron sees the figure ( not the bomb) and pull out his cork pop-gun and fires. He didn't aim so it knocked Harry flat on fis butt.
Harry: Ron!
Ron: Sorry
Ron aims this time and hits the cloaked figure. The figures hood falls of as he tumles don the canyon. It was Voldemort!
Voldemort: OWWWWWWWW!!!
Ron: Oops.
Voldemort: Ha the Potter boy......I mean The Potter Guy.
Harry: Shut up. Ron, give me that pop-gun.
Ron:Okay.
Harry hits Voldemort and knoks him unconsios and kicks him up the canyon.
Lockhart: I can fly!!!!!!!!
The flying Voldemort hits Lockhart and they both go sailing.
Hermionie: Then Fly,Fly, Away!
Ron: I htought you liked him.
Hermionie: Nah, He's a jerk.
Harry(under his breath): When did you figure that out.
Thaen a huge explosion destorys the world and everything on it.