I am totally Khadgar and I go to Warcraft high. I totally walked through the double doors. I was unpopular at my hi skewl, Kirin Tor hiegh, becos I wos a nerd and read lots of books. I totally pulled out my totes fav book. It hada pciter of the dark portal. The dark portal is my totes otp.
I was totes walking down the corridor when sudden someone pushed me into a locker. "Hey watch it," I snapped, pickin up my totes book from wehre it had fall on the gorund, when sudden I tottes realise it was the sports jork Anduin totally Lothar.
"Shut up bookworm," he walways called mea bookworm. Once I rode a horse and read a book at the same time and he thort that wos real stupid and danger, even tho he a sports a jock and they always do dangeres stuff.
I was angry so I totes yellt at him. "Anduin im sick of you totes be a sport jock. It time for me REVENGE."
"ooooh" sed him sports jock friends, a tough lukin gurl with no name who was wearing a stormwind soldier uniform and him totes sun Callan (he a wh*re so he got a kid even tho still in school). Anduin thort he wos real cool becos him sister Taria was totes going out with the richest kid in the school, Llane, he got cold King Llane becos he totes got prom king last year.
"I'll show u SPORTS JOCKS" I angried and shout a spell: "SHALARUUS!' it was arcane and totes Anduin flying across the room. I totes lernt it from my magic teacher Medivh.
"Muahahahahahahah!" I shouted.
Suddena dude walked past. Then he collapse on the flaw and green stuff come out of him mouth!
"Totes ewww," sed the popular gurl Taria as she walked past, with her totes bf llane.
I went to totes see what was totally wrong with the guy. No one else went near him becos they thort it was gross. I looked totes closer and gasped in realise!
"IT'S THE FEL!" I shouted super loud.
"double you tee eff nerd," sed totes Anden lotahr, "what is the fel? Is that sumthin from ur NERD BOOK?"
"No it's an evil demonic magic that will destroy all of Azeorth' (dats the planet we live in)
There was a collective gasp from the surrounding audicene me. "The fel!? Quick get medibh"
Suden medivh brust thru the door, him designer robes with feathers on them. "Wut is going on?" he totes asked, he look concern. He saw Anduin Lothar clothes, which had a rood slogan on them. "That is against the school transmogrification code change it'
anduin embarrass ran to an ethereal to go and change him transmog into a noble lookin totes alliance warrior one.
"let's see what is wrong with this guy… huauaua (that's a gasp noise) he went. THE FEL! The fel has not been to Azeroth for 10 thousand years or something when totes Azshara invited the demon lord Sargaeras over for Netflix and chill and he blew up the world!"
I remembered history lesson about quen azshara. She blow up the whole world becos she hat a totes crush on sargasras but he like totes eval
"Totes eww, those new kids from Draenor high smell sooo bad," sed totes Taria as she walked past again.
"what new kids?" I totes asked.
She lookmed disgusted that an unpoplar kid sutch as myself wos talk to her, but she reply anyway, "draenor high school got blow up by the science class. Gul'dan was the science teacher there and he do some weird experiemtns and it make the whole school blew up! Now all the kids from Draenor high come to our school."
I looked down the corridor. Indeed, lots of new steudnets, btu they look different. They strong lookin, they big buff and have tusks. "You look weird," saeid totes Lothar, he had returned from change his transmog.
"Well that's not nice," said one kid. "I'm the most popular boy at draeneor high school, my name is Durotan and im leader of the frostwolf house. Everyone at draenor high is an orc. Well except a few they were draenei but we sacrifice them."
"Isn't that like, totes evil?"
"Im draka him totes gf." Sed a gurl, ignoreing my comment.
I notixced she preggers but I dident say nanything becos im not rude and like non judgemental and stuff.
"im a loser too, wanna be friends,?"
"ok."
Sudden a supr skinny orc girl appear, her skin green. "Ewww," said the other orcs. "Garona. She like half draenei or something, what a loser."
She dident respond, she resilient and brave.
I sat in totes spells class learnin about the fel with the new orcs who were in the class. There was this totes weird guy in our class, called Gul'dan, he always obsess with the fel. He got A+ on our assignment on the fel.
"I think it suspicious that he such an expert,' I said to totes Durotan.
"Hmm, me too. Hey Orgrim, wanna like overthrow him?"
"yeah!" said orgrim. "Wait I need to go to the toilet," he brb.
Sudden Orgrim come back, and he hit Durotan in the face with a hammer. "you totes rebeld against gul'dan, now you're the least popular boy in school! Even less popular than khadgar and garona COMBINE!"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" scream durotan and cry.
AN: Oh em totes L (that stands for oh my light, cos in worecraft they have the light) that was so excite! Stay tuna to see what happen to durotan when he no longer most popular boy in school, and will khadgar be bffl with anduoin lothr? Idk, find out next chaoter!
I love the warcrcaft movie even if other not. I thought it would be a fun to rite fanfic of. I was thinking of doing world of Warcraft legion high with my fav characetrs from legion like Maiev shadowsong and like the burning legion jaraxxus eredar lord of the burning legion, but I think wow movie more fun. Maybe I will do world of warcradt high later. I write this while play world of Warcraft, lol, while wait for dalaran laoding screen. My toon is called Twerkin she on dath'remar if you wanna play wif me.
