A/N: I know some of you are probably unhappy with me writing BR fics, but please deal with it for know. I'll come up with some new stuff soon for Naruto and the other popular categories soon...

This will also most likely not be my last Battle Royale fic, too.

Satomi Noda cursed herself for being so weak. Removing her wet, sticky hands from inside her panties, she sighed and laid her head down on the kitch table. As the other girls in the lighthouse (Yuka, Yukie, Yuko, Haruka and Chisato) slept soundly, the bespectacled girl sat on a wooden chair, wide awake. 'Can't believe we have so many girls with Y in heir first name...' Satomi thought as she quickly wiped her hand with a tissue.

'Shit...can't believe I just jerked off thinking about all of them...Yukie, Yuka, Haruka and Chisato (Yuko wasn't that attractive, so Satomi kept her out of her dirty fantasies)...and they were all butt-naked...so vivid in my mind...' Her face flushing a dark crimson red, Satomi laid back in her chair and stared up at the ceiling. She brushed some stray hairs out of the way and felt her entire body sweat from that ecstatic moment.

'God...I feel so...so disgusting...' Satomi thought sullenly, 'Sicne when was I such a lesbian...that I'd jack off to four of my friends all at once! I'm so disgusting...' Ever since her final year of Elementary School, Satomi knew she found girls more attractive than any dumb old boy. That was one of the main reasons she was so willing to join Yukie's group; it was full of sexy young women, just ripe for the taking!

Realizing what she had just thought, Satomi slapped herself across the cheek. 'Gah! What is wrong with me? I make it sound like I plan on raping them when the chance is right! I may be gay like that freak Sho Tsukioka, but I'm sure as hell not gonna ACT like him! ...Ah, screw it all...I'm so frickin' gay...'

Sighing, Satomi slammed her head down on the kitchen table and tried to drift off to sleep, but it was no good. 'How could I possibly sleep when I'm stuck on a small, dirty island where I will, at some point, meet my unavoidable death? God...and I'm still a virgin...' Things just kept getting worse and worse.

'Maybe I can suggest forming an all-female orgy...then we can all die without our virginity...nah, wouldn't work...Yuka's boy-crazy, Yukie has a thing for Shuya Nanahara (just like practically every other girl in this stupid game), Chisato seems to desire Shinji Mimura, Haruka...might have been gay, what with those boyish looks of hers, and Yuko was someone Satomi didn't really care all that much about. So, in the end, the closest person Satomi had a chance with might have been Haruka.

'Shit...Haruka's good-looking and everything, but she's at the bottom of the list of my four favorite girls (Yukie was 1st place, Chisato was 2nd, and Yuka was 3rd)...' Satomi thought with a depressing look on her face. 'Maybe I should just come out and tell them I'm gay...we're all gonna be dead soon anyway...' Letting out an even deeper sigh, Satomi slowly found herself drifting off to sleep...

She couldn't help it if she found girls to be so amazingly attractive. It was just the way she was. Just like how, at this very moment, Yuko was jerking off to ideas of a butt-naked Satomi Noda right now...despite the fact she was a homophobe...OH MY!