-1Helloez. I totally screwed up the first time I posted this, and didn't double space, because I am a moron. Oh, and if in the beginning, I sounded like I was on crack, then just know I drank one too many things of coffee. Well, enjoy my craptastic story!

My Own Sasuke

Sakura was devastated when Sasuke left the village. So what did she do? She called up MTV and asked them to do a My Own Sasuke version! She made Tenten tape her showing her room, which, yes, was a total shrine to Sasuke.

Sakura:Okay, by my bed the wall is completley covered with pictures of Sasuke. The other walls in my room are only partially covered, so this wall is the best!-
Tenten:Do your parents know about this?
Sakura: Well, no. Why?
Tenten: Nothing. Doesn't matter. Anyway, what color is your wall?
Sakura:(thinking) Well, I remember painting it myself, but the pictures have been up for so long that I forgot!
Tenten: What about the partially covered walls?
Sakura: I put something on the walls before I put up the pictures so they wouldn't fall off, and that Sasuke wouldn't try to get his pictures back!
Tenten: Well, that makes sense.
Sakura: Here's the big paper Uchiha fan I made with Sasuke's picture on it of course! It's so kawaii don't you think?
Tenten: Wow. It's almost as big as Temari's fan...
Sakura: Oh, and my comforter and everything was personalized, so they have Sasuke on it! And, since Kankuro is great with dolls and stuff like that...
Kankuro: BATTLE-PUPPETS!!! NOT DOLLS!!!
Sakura: Whatever. He made me a Sasuke doll, so now I can sleep with him ever night!!!
Tenten: That doesn't sound right...
Sakura: My only payment was to set him up on a date with Ino. Maybe I should of told her about that first...
Ino: EVERYBODY! LOCK THE WINDOWS AND DOORS! JEPETTO IS IN HEAT!!
Tenten: Very smart, Sakura.
Ino: looks at Sakura Huh? Is this your fault that Kankerou keeps on saying I've got a date with him?
Sakura: Erm, no! Why would you think that?
Ino: Because of whatgets cut off
Kankerou: Ino! You can't hide forever! Pinkie promised me a date with you, so you have to honor that commitment!
Ino:glares at Sakura Shit!hides in Sakura's closet which, is like a mini- temple built to Sasuke Wow. Now that I hate Sasuke, this is kinda creepy...
Sakura: Hey! I was going to show the closet next! Tenten, you've stopped rolling right?
Tenten: Duh.
Sakura: Okay, good.
Kankerou bursts in the room in a suit and holding a bouquet of flowers.
Kankerou: Hey Pinkie! Where's Ino? You promised me a date with her after I made you that stupid doll of yours. Anyway, I brought something for her.
Tenten: Haven't seen her all day.
Kankerou: Aaw! Maybe she's at Starbucks.
Sakura: Yeah! Check there! She practically lives there!
After Kankerou left Sakura opened the closet
Sakura: Ino, you can come out now!
Ino: Phew! Thanks! Let's finish the video if we want to send it off to MTV!
Sakura: Okay, now the closet. Here is one of the awesomest parts of the room!
Sakura opens the closet revealing her mini-temple which causes Tenten to almost drop the camera.
Sakura: This is my shrine to Sasuke! It's a pretty big closet once you take out all my clothes.
Ino: Where are all your clothes then?
Sakura: The big wooden trunk with all the Sasuke carvings.
Ino:--' No comment.
Sakura: Well that's pretty much it. To the post office!

-End of Chappie One-