-Hey peoples. I got all depressed when I saw nobody was updating any NejiIno fics, so I decided to make my own. This may be total crap, but at least it's craptastic crap. Oh, and I want to thank my friend(whatever her username on here is) for the title. Have fun. Oh, and as much as I wished I did, I don't own Naruto.

White Rain

Tsunade drummed her fingers against her desk. "Hinata, are you with us?"

Hinata blushed. "Um… yeah…"

Neji smirked. "Okay, so then what were the last few words Hokage-sama said?"

Hinata looked bewildered. She gulped and replied, "Hehe…well…"

Hinata never got a chance to say anything, because Ino rushed in, with a VERY panicked look on her face. She was wearing a white nurse's outfit(she quit training under Sakura and Tsunade, and since her mom worked at Konoha hospital, she might as well of trained over there) "Hokage-sama! There's an emergency at the hospital!"

Tsunade was really starting to get pissed. "And…?"

"Well, that one patient with the fifty lb. tumor on his back, yeah, well, he's in surgery right now, and there's some problems…"

Hinata had a grossed out look on her face. "Fifty lbs.?!? You know, I really give you credit for dealing with that kind of stuff, Ino."

Tsunade waved her hand impatiently. "Does it involve blood?"

Ino grimaced. "Well, they're removing it right now, so there's a whole lot of it."

"Well, screw that. I'm giving these two a mission here, can't you see that?"

" But if you don't come, this guy could die!"

"Whatever, so as I was saying, your cousin, Hagaki, and his immediate family, have tried to overthrow your dad, and your uncle, Hiashi.

They failed, and they fled the village the next day. We suspect Orochimaru's using them to get the Byakugan, so bring them back, and don't try to get captured in the process, okay?"

"Hokage-sama, I'm still waiting for you to come down to the hospital!"

"Well, if I taught those doctors anything, then they can handle a 50 lb. bloody tumor on their own."

"Oh geez, what am I going to tell everyone?" She let out a sigh, and headed towards the door, but as she reached the door-handle, Naruto came right through the door, as if it wasn't even there. "Old Lady, Old Lady!"

"Naruto, I thought I told you not to call me that!" Tsunade whacked Naruto.

"Ow! You don't understand that a disaster just happened!"

Neji smirked. "Like what? You gracing us with your annoying presence?"

Hinata glared at Neji, but he just simply returned it until Hinata looked away.

Naruto started crying. "You people are so cruel! Don't you know that the ramen stand burned down?"

Ino raised an eyebrow. Neji smirked(again!) . "Well, good riddance."

Now tears were streaming down Noaruto's face. "WHAT did you say!?"

Tsunade pounded her fist on her desk like a gavel. "Everybody shut up! Naruto, I don't think repairing the stand is important, so I'm ignoring that for now. And Ino, forget about the tumor guy, because you and Naruto are going on a mission with Hinata and Neji."

"But… the ramen…"

"Great. I'm stuck with a moron and a humorless jerk. Looks like Hinata's the only one I can sympathize with.." (Naruto starts angsting in corner about ramen)

"Tsunade-sama?"

"What is it, Neji?"

"I really don't think Ino should come. She might try to "seduce" me."

Hinata stared at everybody as if they were all on crack. "What?!?"

Ino twitched. "Oh shut up. At least I don't have a stick up my butt, and think I'm too cool to have any REAL friends."

" And please explain what kind of insult was that?"

Tsunade cleared her throat. "As entertaining as this is, I need to assign a squad leader. Neji, you probably already figured out that you're the team leader."

"Figures."

Ino rolled her eyes. Tsunade faced her now. "Ino, you're off hospital duty starting now. You guys leave at 7 AM tomorrow. Meet by Konoha Gate. Dissmissed!"

-End of Chappie 1-