Snape's Adventures in Tellytubbie Land

It seemed to be a normal day at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron and Hermionie were due for potions.

Snape: Today, we are making a very deadly potion. This potion will teleport it's drinker to a very evil place. It is you-know-where.

Harry: Hunh?

Snape: Quiet Potter. Five points from Gryffindor

Draco: In your face Potter!

Harry: Shut up, Malfoy

Snape: Potter! Detention!

Harry: Do'h

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In Detention...

Ron and Hermione were waiting for Harry. Snape was making Harry redo the whole class.

Snape: Potter! Yuo will never pas through potions at this rate!

As harry was leaving he tripped over a desk and the teleporting potion flew everywhere. Ron, Harry and Hermionie had there mouths open as the potion hit Snape and Snape was gone.

Hermionie: Oh no!

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Where Snape was...

Snape: Ohhhhhh, my head. Where am I ?

Then he realized it. He was in you-know-where.

Snape: Stupid Potter.

He looked up at the sun. He saw that the sun had a face! Not any normal face. A baby face! The sun giggled.

Narrator: Over the hills and far away, Tellytubbies, come to play.

Snape*high girlish voice*: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four things were walking up the field at Snape.

Purple Thing: Tinkie Winkie

Green Thing: Dipsy

Yellow Thing: La La

Red Thing: Po

The narrator had been singing for quite a while.

Narrator: Tellytubbies, Tellytubbies, say, hell-o!

All Things: Eh Oh!!

Po: Looky, Looky.

It pointed at Snape.

La La: Eh Oh Sanpy Wapy.

Snape: MY NAME IS NOT SNAPY WAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly a golden windmill behind Snape started spinning and sprayed pink dust everywhere.

Tellietubbies: Uh Oh

Snape: Hunh?

He watched them form a line on top of a hill. Snape just noticed that a stalk on the green thing's head was glowing. Then the blue square on the stomach lit up and a little girl showed up on it.

Little Girl: wingdings.

So from now on to the end of time. Snape talks like a baby and is forced to watch the little girl babble forever more.

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Meanwhile at Hogwarts...

Ron: Potions might be cool noe that Snape is gone.

They opened the door and a farmiliar, but terrible face loomed up. Then they noteced the pink floweres hanging everywhere.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well hello there. I'm the new potions teacher and head of Slytherin. I was to only person stupid enough to take the job. Today we are making love potions!

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

A/N: I do not own these characters. They belong to PBS and J.K. Rowling. So dont say anything.