THE EVIL STORY OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(insert maniacal laughter here) (insert hacking/wheezing here)

A/N: This story was written by The Girl With No Identity on a sugar high with her best friend, at least one of them. So disreguard this story when evaluting her writing techniques. Beware of 2:30... and Umi....

Disclaimer: None of the characters (well, except Umi, Eclipse, Willow, and Nightshade) are owned by the author or her evil fiend friends. However, we do own some stuff, like this keyboard we're using to type this out with. As far as you know.

"Turth, or dare?" Kenny asked the random assortment of people sitting around him.

"Ummm.....DARE!" shouted the short red-head.

"Ok, I dare you and all your friends to wear outifits you'd never be caught dead in tomorrow to the mall."

"Good job Willow," the short raven-haired girl groused.

"Do we have to?" the tall brown-haired girl whined. (A/N: Whining? Pfft, whatever. Wait...I'm writing this...hmmm...)

"Yes," Kai said.

"Damn it!" the tall black-haired girl replied to the evil dare of DOOM!!!!!!! (A/N: I have WAY too much time on my hands.)

"Deal with it," Rei said. "Can we get on with the game?"

"Nope," the short raven-haired girl replied.

"Why not Umi?"

"Cause."

"Cause why?"

"Me 'n Eclipse 'n Nightshade 'n Willow gotta go home."

"We do?" the tall black-haired girl asked.

"Yeah Eclipse, we do."

"Ok then!"

"No we don't you little liar," Nightshade, the brown-haired girl hissed.

"We do now!" Willow exclaimed. "See you guys tomorrow!"

"By the way, we're gonna call your cousin tomorrow to remind you of your dare!" Rei shouted to the girls as they left.

"Damn,"Umi whispered.

"How does he know Kurama's number?" Eclipse asked.

"Haven't the foggiest."

"Willow, you live with us, remember?" Kai called to his girlfriend.

"No.... I'm sleeping over at their place," said Willow, rolling her eyes.

"You are?" said a befuddled Eclipse.

"Yes, I told you 5 minutes ago."

Eclipse just nodded and smiled. She didn't understand, but that was their problem.

"Hey, that means no babysitter!!!" screamed an excited Max.

"I'm still here jack ass." said Hilary.

"Damn," Max said, throughly drepressed.

Hilary just glared and continued to braid Rei's hair. She was bored as well and there was nothing better to do. And Rei had long hair, like really long. Like, down to his waist long. It was scary.

---------Alternate Beyblade Team--------------------

"Why did we leave?" asked Nightshade. She was hungry and there was food there. Yum... food.

"Because, Umi said so. And I need a break from them, do you know how horrible it is to be surrounded by boys 24/7???" shuddered Willow.

"Poor soul."

"Since when do you sympathize?" Umi asked in Nightshade's direction.

"Since boys are truly horrific creatures, unless they're cute...."

"Right. Now, how shall we get out of this dare?"

"We can flee the country!!!!" edged in Eclipse.

"That's a bit drastic."

"... I know!!! We can blackmail Kurama into saying we're sick and not go anywhere!"

"We might as well stick with Eclipse's idea, there's no way I can blackmail Kurama."

"Maybe you can't," said Willow, smirking demonically, "but there are other people we can blackmail."

"Like who?" Nightshade said, crossing her arms doubtfully.

"Like Yuuske," Willow replied confidently. Everyone then threw back their heads and laughed manically, and then hacked viciously.

"I think we should see the doctor about that hacking," Eclipse said, after everybody was dont hacking up thier lungs.

"Agreed," everybody else replied.