CHAPTER 1.
One tyme in fosters home cheese adn bloo were sittin around bored when suddenley...A HUUUGE SPACESHIP crashed rihgt iin front of them,killin everyone in the home exept cheese and bloo.
"OMG NOOO MAC! MAH LOVE!" Bloo shouted. then he went to his emo corner. cheese looked around the spaceship, and saw someting shiny inside.
"oooh prettyprettyshinyshiny!" he said. it wus a little bottle wiht strange liquid inside. suddenley,da door to teh ship closed! and cheese was trappd insidee!
"Ohnoes!" cheese said, but et was too late. teh ship was blastin off into the unknown.
Meanwhile in...Narutoland..
"omfg I am,lyke, sooo bored!" Kabuto said,while he was texting his BFF Jill."
"SHUT UP IM PLAYIN SUPAH MARIO GALAXY" Orochimaru yelled, tehn he swung the Wii-mote and it flew out teh windoew. it landed on teh grownd and then cheeses spaceship.
"Nooo! ;;" Orochimaru cried. Cheese steppd out of teh ship.
"Oops"
"IMMA KILL JOO NOW" Orochi said. then he fainted. cheese just stared.
"OMG hes gonna melt!" cheese ran into teh ship and threw the strange liquid one him.
"IM ALIVE! gimme teh rest of that" Orochi said.
"Nuuu!"
"Butbut...im Orochimaru! if u dont give that to me i'll rape you."
"Its troo" Kabuto cried in teh corner.
"Orchi-...um..can I call you chocolate!?" Cheese said.
"...sure." there was a silence.
"What now?"Cheese asked
"Lets go kill people!"
"YAAAAY!"
And tehn they skipped off to Konoha.
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