I AM WHORING FOR REVIEWS
If you review you get lemons. Or fluff. Whatever you want. Just review, please. D;
1- Glasses
"You idiot," England whispered, smiling as he looked down at the sleeping American, curled up in a ball with blankets and candy thrown messily over him. "You're supposed to take off your glasses when you go to sleep."
2- Burn
"England? England? Heeey, England, the crumpets are burning! England! England! England, are you even supposed to cook them in a pot? I don't think you are...see, THIS is why your cooking tastes like grilled shit!"
3- Secret
England had always wondered how Alfred had gotten so much taller than him; it seemed so impossible, and it was. It was a shame he had never and would never know that the American actually wore platform shoes.
4- Panties
First he pointed to his crotch, then he pointed to the hamburger, and said, "Which do you like more? This sandwich full of cancer or my underwear?"
5- Clothes
The two were still staying in the same room for the night after the world meeting, despite Arthur's attempts to switch rooms. No one was willing to switch, except for France. And to complement that, he could not find his clothes; Francis had probably stolen them. Out of pure desperation, he had asked America if he could borrow some of HIS clothes.
He was stuck wearing blue jeans and an "I LOVE USA" t-shirt for the rest of the day.
I had to throw Francis in there. Had. To. REVIEW.
America: Review so I can be the hero! :D
Me: Shut up. Or you can tell the nice people to review n_n
America: :C REVIEW!
Also I delete the first one 'cause I thought the writing was really crappy D;