Hello there, and welcome!
I'd like to say that yes, I know Hidden Prophices is a trollfic. but I saw so many opportunities for a sarcastic commentary that I had to at least give it a shot. (And let me tell you, this story deserves to be shot. Print it and shoot it.)
Now, this story isn't nearly as badgood as Starkit's Prophecy, but that's already been commentaried, and I'd ever be as good as The Magic Catgirl anyway.
Now, the disclaimers. Hidden Prophices is not my story, it belongs to Tainted Purification. I am merely being very sarcastic about it. Also, I will most likely say a few things that some people may find mildly offensive. If you are terribly offended, please tell me. If you are reasonable (no OMGZ IM SO OFFNDEED BY UR TALKSINGS!1!one!) I will change it to be less offensive. However, I hope there is no need for this. Remember, nobody is forcing you to read this, and if you are offended you may leave.
Whew, glad I got that over with.
So buckle your seatbelts, back up copies of your brain, and enjoy the ride with free commentary and lulzy typos!
Don't die!