Woohooo !!! ( jumps in the air ) okay this is my first fanfic ever so if you choose to review then please give me some advice !  okay ?

Disclaimer : I do not ! do NOT own DBZ !!!

Vegeta : Well at least that's a relief .

Lmg : Hehehehhee ( is plotting stuff in a corner )

Vegeta : ( sweatdrops and gets a nasty feeling about this ) or not .

Bulma : ( comes raging into the room ) seriously , don't tell me you're going to do what I just heard you were going to do !!??

Lmg : ( smiles innocently )  who ? me?

Bulma : Don't give me that --; !!

Vegeta : Do I really WANT to know ?

Bulma : No .

Vegeta : ( is looking terrified )Yeah that's what I thought

Lmg : Now onto the fic !!

Summary : It wasn't long ago that Cell had been beaten and Goku died , now that Vegeta doesn't have a sparring partner and rival anymore he's bored to death , …that is until Bulma throws a Valentine party and a good friend of her is also invited . Unfortunately for Vegeta , the 'good friend' likes him ( nehehehe maybe a little too much )…..will Vegeta's boredom-ness stop? And what about the 'friend'? And now that Goku is dead how will he celebrate Valentine ? heheh find out !

Vegeta : O.O ………..

Lmg:  ahh don't worry Vegeta , I'll spare you promised cough not cough

Meet her :

It's that time of the year again ! Valentine !! Bulma was organising a party at her place to celebrate it with the whole Z-gang and a few other friends of her , a normal wife would do something romantic with her husband ….unless you're the wife of Vegeta that is .

ding-dong the doorbell rang while Bulma was still busy decorating the house for the party with one hand , and feeding Trunks at the same time with the other hand.

"Vegeta ??!! Could you get that for me ??"

Vegeta on the other hand was lying bored on the couch watching TV and eating a donut " no" he responded with a reaction that made clear he hadn't even heard what she said in the first place

"Grrr!!!! Vegeta !!!! Did you even hear what I said to you ?? !!"

…… " Not really"

" aaacckkk!!!" Bulma fell over anime style at the reaction he just gave her "Never mind ! I'll open it up myself ! but you keep the baby until I'm finished !" she plopped Trunks on his stomach and walked off to the front door .

Vegeta took one annoyed look at Trunks and then started of eating his donut again and watching TV .

" grrr" Vegeta grumbled while Trunks was busy drooling on his shirt " Keep your saliva in your mouth you little brat !"

……O.O……Trunks stared and him for a moment ….then his eyes began to water ….

" ….what are you doing ?..... …. oh no ! no …not that"

Trunks was making threatening sniffles

" no !! don't you dare to cry !!"

Trunks now ready to explode

" OKAY !! YOU WIN !! . ., here" Vegeta handed the donut to Trunks and the kid immediately lightened up and began chewing ( well in his occasion more sucking ) the donut up .

" Good I'm happy that you're happy now"..he watched Trunks suck on the donut for a few more seconds … "….." ..then plopped him onto the ground when he started to make him feel nauseous " Really kid if I didn't knew any better I'd say you are one of Kakarrotto's brats !"he said with disgust to the 2 years old Trunks ( yup he's two now ) .

After a while Bulma finally came back into the living room ….only this time not alone .

She came in while still chatting to a woman about the same age and height of her own , and noticed Vegeta giving her a weird look .

"What ? ??"

"You've spend that whole hour CHATTING with that thing over there ??!!! o.O" he asked stunned .

"Hey!!!" Bulma's friend spoke up "I'm not a THING ! I'm a human being just like you and everyone else!! So I want to , and will be addressed as one too !" she looked him over " And besides , you have no right to talk , just look at you"

Bulma giggled while Vegeta was looking at himself for anything : not fitted for a prince to wear , eat , and if his position on the couch was not suited enough for the Prince of al Saiyans . …..in his case the answers were all : YES .

He stared in horror at the shirt he was wearing ( which was now covered in saliva from his little son ) , the trousers he was wearing with it had a grey colour.

" It's suppose to be black" Bulma giggled to her friend ,

while Vegeta started to look terrified by 'the rest' . On the 'black' trousers there was a plate were the donuts had been laying on , and everywhere were crumbs laying around him from the crisps he had eaten earlier . And as a final touch he saw that his son was sitting on his training outfit / saiyan armour , while sucking on the donut , which also caused him to drool on the armour .

"o.O"

"O.O"

"O.o"

"uhhh Vegeta?"

he then stood up , yanked his armour away from Trunks and went upstairs .

" sheesh ! what's wrong with him !!??" she asked Bulma while still mad at Vegeta

"Ehhh actually this is one of his ' good ' moods" Bulma sweatdropped

"This is one of his 'good' moods ??" she asked her stunned

"ahhh ..yes" Bulma smiled cheesy at her.

"Aha so you married this guy because he's so cute ?" ……..

"ehhhh….???" Bulma blinked a few times .

"Mmmhhh hey can I ask you a question ?" she smirked.

"Uhh , yeah sure go ahead" she said still blinking.

"Could I go on a date with your husband ?" she asked Bulma with a cheesy grin on her face .

" WHAAAAAAAAAAA???????? OFCOURSEYOUCANNOTAREYOUCRAZYORSOMETHING!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled at the top of her lungs at her, totally freaking out .

" What ? It's not like I'm going to steal your husband or something halo appearing above her head "

,… "Then what is it ?"Bulma asked her suspiciously.

" Well you see , you're always telling me that Vegeta doesn't respect you right ?Or help in the house or with Trunks right ?"

… "Yes ….AND???"

" AND that's why I think I should go on a date with him to make him realize that he should pay a little bit respect to you and be more nicer , plus of course help some more with Trunks" she explained .

" What ?? haha Vegeta and paying some respect to me ?" she chuckled to herself at the thought of Vegeta not calling her "woman" and feeding Trunks or doing the laundry .

"Yeah I can really see him doing that…but what's in it for you ?" Bulma asked her curiously .

" Well I get to go on a da….uhhh..ehhh…mission to help a good old friend of mine" She corrected herself quickly .

……….."oh alright then , but no going to your house !!" Bulma said warningly .

"ok "

…"Nhh…now if you'll excuse me , I'm going to check on Vegeta for a moment , haha we sure did some damage to his ego just now" and with that Bulma left upstairs .

" I don't get it" Vegeta said to himself while looking in the mirror "What's wrong with me ? Usually I train three hours each morning in the Gravity Room ( GR ) …not lie on the couch eating a bag of chips and a donut!! I could even gain weight if I go on like this , and I'm not talking about weight because of growing , oh well that won't happen in a lo…… ….." Vegeta stopped in mid-sentence when he felt some 'strange' thingy that wasn't there before …..he bend down to look at his stomach , while pulling up his shirt and gawked at the amount of weight he had gained .

" ………….BULMA !!!!!!! GET THE GR READY !!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled out of his bathroom while putting a blue gi on he had never worn before .

" Kuso I can't put my armour on NOW …it's way too tight" he said embarrassed to himself while just finishing putting on his boots and gloves .

" Hey Vegeta are you okay because I ……" Bulma stopped in mid-sentence when she got in and saw her husband " O.O oh god what have I done to you ??!!" Bulma wailed while looking Vegeta over.

" Did what ?? What's wrong with you woman ?" Vegeta asked her confused while she continued to stare at him in shock .

" Well it's just that …."

" Yes?"

" I- mean -you're -actually –wearing- a- GI !!" she said quickly and still shocked by the sudden change , while Vegeta was falling over from the stupidity .

" Okay I have my 'reasons' for this , don't worry though because at the end of this afternoon I'll have my armour on again" He said to her while leaving for the GR.

"oww ehh before you go" Bulma said to him causing Vegeta to stop walking .

" Yes?" he asked her lamely .

" Go to the supermarket with my friend to do some shopping for tonight's party"

… "I'll see you tonight when I'm finished in the GR" he said ignoring her and walking off .

" OWW!! IF YOU DON'T GO ..I…I WON'T COOK FOR YOU TONIGHT !!" she shouted as the saiyan walked away and she following him while doing so.

" Since when did you learn to cook anyway ?"

…… "Oww that's right I can't cook" …

." Heheh" Vegeta smirked knowing he'd won .

"Grrr oww yeah ! I tell you this Vegeta , I won't fix that GR anymore until you go !!" she stated with her arms folded .

" What ?? !! It's broke ? but I didn't use it for at least two months !!" he said thinking to himself and looking confused .

" Yeah but I let Yamcha and Krillin use it last week and they became confused with the control panel , so in an attempt to make it 'work' they decided to press ALL of the buttons " she explained .

" oww" Vegeta said annoyed .

"So what's it going to be huh?" Bulma smirked now knowing she had won .

END CHAPTER ONE

Lmg : hehehehehe 

Vegeta : O.O I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME YET AND YOU WANT ME TO GO ON A DATE WITH HER ??!!!

Lmg : nu-huh not a date , just some shopping with her .

Vegeta : riiiigggghhhttt !!

Lmg : what ? you don't trust me ??

Vegeta : you made me gain weight and I still have to 'trust' you ??

Lmg : ahh don worry you'll get rid of that in one hour training in the GR

Vegeta : the GR is broken

Lmg : owww , ( sweatdrops ) that's true I kinda forgot about that .

Vegeta : Soooooo you're going to make it up to me in the next chapter right ?

Lmg : ehhhhhh….

Vegeta : right ???????????????

Lmg : ……..  well that's it and we'll see you next time again , I hope bye !! leaves her comp

Vegeta : Curse those writer powers ! --;