My first time writing KiddxLaw. This pairing needs more love. This drabble hasn't been edited nearly enough, so please excuse any random errors you may find.

How to earn solitary confinement

Trafalgar Law sat alone in his cell, blaming one Eustass Kidd for all his troubles. If it hadn't been for that idiot's big mouth –andstupidlyattractiveface—and his stupid, condescending attitude, Law wouldn't be here right now. He would be having lunch with his crew, instead of sitting twiddling his thumbs.

It had all started with yet another mocking offer of an alliance.

"Ready to strike a deal yet, Trafalgar?"

"No."

And if Eustass Kidd asked again, Law was going to punch him.

"You sure about that? You need me, you know. Poor little rookie in a pond full of big fish…"

Kidd had abandoned his comfortable position, lounging on his cot, in favour of walking into Law's space. He tried to tower over Law—and failed, the latter noted smugly, because the man was only about ten centimetres taller than him.

Law refused to back down, not that their tiny cell would have allowed it, simply because he wasn't intimidated. And if their closeness meant his next words were practically breathed into Kidd's mouth…well, that was just a side-effect.

"The fact that your bounty is seven grand higher than mine doesn't make you any less of a rookie than me, Eustass-ya." He stared steadily into Kidd's eyes.

Law was trying his hardest not to let his gaze slide down the pale, straight slippery slope of Kidd's nose and splash into those oil-black lips. The sight before him was making his irritation melt, just a little bit, making his resolve waver. The second his rival was forced to blink, he averted his eyes with an inner sigh of relief.

"Ha. You're just jealous that mine is bigger."

Whatever frustration had been soothed by the sight of Kidd's very handsome face instantly reared back up with twice the force. This man was a brickhead. Law shoved Kidd back, forcing him to sit on his cot, head level with Law's crotch. The flame-haired man started to protest, but Law interrupted:

"Fine. You know what?" he said. "Let's cut to the chase."

Then he pulled his trousers and underwear down, all in one go, proving that his had nothing to envy Kidd's.

And…well, one thing led to another.

Which eventually led to them getting caught by the warden, and both of them being put for a week in solitary confinement.

Yes, I do realize 'twiddling his thumbs' doesn't sound very badass.