A/N: Hey enjoy this really short random fanfiction that I wrote. I was watching TV and a KFC ad came on where they were playing this song and I thought, HOLY CRAP IMAGINE IF KARKAT SANG THAT! and so I wrote this short fanfiction. Don't even ask.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Homestuck, it belongs to Andrew Hussie and I did not write this song.
"Hey Karkat," Dave swaggered over.
The cancer turned around and glared at Dave with a, "What do you want now Dave? Can you quit being such a fucktard?"
"Erm no, you have something to do. This, MissKoolKat 21 person on the internet would like you to sing a song for her. I even got the fucken lyrics up for you."
"Pass the fucking lyrics to me Dave." Dave handed over his phone with the lyrics.
"Now you need to sing this in your best singing voice, or according to MissKoolKat 21, she will chop off your bone bulge with a miniature hacksaw. Do it."
"FINE." Karkat sighed.
There's a hole in my bucke-
"Wait. WHICH FUCKING FUCKTARD WROTE THIS FUCKING SONG?"
"Just sing it."
"NO! THIS IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING AND TERRIFYING! DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW FUCKING SCARY BUCKETS ARE FOR US?"
"Sing it – you heard the woman."
"FINE."
(Singing continues)
But there's a hole in my bucke-
"K4RK4T? AR3 YOU 1N N33D OF 4 BUCK3T FOR YOU 4ND D4VE TO PUT YOUR S4D L1TTL3 D1NGL3S OV3R? 1 H34RD YOU S4YING SOM3TH1NG 4BOUT A HOL3 IN TH3 BUCK3T. B3C4US3 1F TH4T 1S TH3 C4SE3, W3 N33D TO 1NVEST1GATE!" Terezi burst in.
"NO TEREZI, IT'S A FUCKING SONG WRITTEN BY SOME RANDOM FUCKTARD AND THEN THIS STUPID FUCKASS ON THE INTERNET MADE ME SING IT!" Karkat feinted.
"D4V1D 3L1Z4B3TH STR1D3R, YOU 4R3 UND3R 4RR3ST FOR THE F31NT1NG OF K4RK4T V4NT4S!"
"Oh shit."
A/N: Did you like it? I want to continue this, so please review! Also, please leave songs that Karkat can sing next! He will have so much fun! Bye!