Author's note: Please don't ask for all the details of this fic's setting? This was something I thought on the spot and though it was funny, so here goes nothing.
"Agh! I 'am not going to make it guys." said the sandy blonde teen, named Joey as he laid side-ways on the floor curled-up in pain. His three friends knelt down surrounding his head with concern looks.
"You got to, Joey." One of the teen's friends Yugi told.
"I can't!"
"You can!"
"Yeah man; you're a lot tougher than this." Another of Joey's friends Tristen encouraged.
"He's right, well get some help." The last of his friends, Tea.
"What's going on in here?" At the concerned trio looked up to see both Yugi and the sandy blonde's rival, called Kaiba walking towards. "Why the dweeb's on the floor? Crying in pain at how much he sucks?"
"Arrr-hph! For your information we found him like this."
"Yeah; he needs our help."
"Hm, if you ask me I say wheeler needs to toughen out it instead of sniffling on the ground." Just then, everyone heard a loud fart sound popping-up followed by Joey sighing a breath of relief. As the teen's body relaxed, the whole room filled with a horrendous odor. This made everyone, minus Kai, to back way a few away holding on to their noises.
"Ew, Joey!"
The dirty blond soon said as he wear a guilty expression while rubbing his hand in the back of his head. "Ha, ha, ha! Sorry guys. I guess I held it in for too long?"
"Now that the clown gotten that out of his system I'll be leaving." The rival spoken up while still keeping his typical straight face. However Kaiba only made a few before collapsing.
"KAIBA?! Oh, boy. SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR?!"
Author's note: This was where the story was supposed to end, but I thought of expanding upon it a bit more on it. Sorry about these stories being so short. I 'am just use to writing stuff like this and I feel that I ruin a lot and make the stories boring if I add in more.
By the way, just because I 'am not into boy x boy romances in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, it doesn't mean that I can't use for a bit of gag here there like in this next story.
Kaiba laid on floor. His mind and everything was blank. What was he doing? How did he get here? What was that smell? Just like that, the memory came back to the lone-wolf duelist. As he opened his eyes, he saw the guy who he found one of the most annoying thing in universe, standing over him with his lip puckered and slobbered-up coming closer to his face. Kaiba's widen before the pain in the neck off of him. "Hey, what the big deal?! I trying to save your sorry but, you pompous jerk!"
"I didn't need to saved, especially by you, dweeb." said the colder of the two, as stood up.
"Fine, don't come crawling to me when you're in danger again."
Count on it. Kaiba thought while he left the annoying brat behind.