AN: Allright, here is the first installment of my story, insomniatic insanity! Yes, I know it's a crappy title.

Kairi: So why not come up with a better one?

Kankuro: She doesn't have to if she doesn't want too, Kairi.

Kairi: Just shut up, Kankuro.

Kankuro: make me.

AN: Um... okay, let's leave those two alone to fight it off. Hopefully they won't kill eachother. Anyways, I want to thank you for reading this story. The first chapters a little rough and confusing, but I based the character off of me. She's about sixteen years old, and this is a bit AU. It's not along any storyline, Gaara is Kazekage, and as far as I know, no one is actually dead yet.

SO R&R AND ENJOY!!

Chapter One: Discovery

I rammed a fist at my opponent, a kid at my school who had threatened to kill Exene. He punched me in the gut before I could make contact, and it made me keel over his fist with the force, and he slammed another fist into the back of my head.

Then everything went black.

When I opened my eyes, I wondered if that hit to the head had finally driven me insane.

I was in the middle of a desert.

I blinked, and took off my jacket, throwing it away. I took off my jeans, thankfull I had worn my boxers over my underwear, and took off my shirt. I then laid on my back in the sand that warmed my skin, and closed my eyes.

If this was insanity I liked it.

I didn't open my eyes when I heard a sound, but when I heard a voice outside of my head, I realized I really was insane. Because I recognized that voice in two ways, because it was close to both voices, the one that followed me everywhere, and the one that was in an anime.

"She isn't dead." The voice said coldly, I smiled.

"No... But it's strange; I always pictured insanity being a lonely road."

"What the hell are you talking about?!" Asked a female voice. I furrowed my brow, opened my eyes, sat up, and then fell back over in shock. Hell no.

It was the latter.

"Are you allright?" Asked a male voice that was right beside my ear. I jumped, instinctively turning to throw a punch in that direction, but my fist was caught. "Yeah, you're allright... feisty lil' thing aren't you?"

"I suppose so, but you would know, wouldn't you, Kankuro Subaku-kun?" He blinked.

"How do you know my name?"

"I read it in a manga." I replied simply, smiling up at him.

"Yep... you're insane allright." He said slowly. I nodded, and stood up.

"Do you mind if I accompany you to Suna? I'm on the verge of a panic attack."

"Why?" Asked Gaara, the first voice I had heard.

"Because I'm talking to anime characters in a dessert. It's like I got sucked into the Naruto Realm."

"Well, for one, we're real, not from an anime, and two, if we weren't, why the hell would it be named after that dork?!" Temari snapped. Hm... funny, I never saw her as the rude type. Ah well, fanfictions are never quite right.

"Temari-san..." Gaara warned. I sighed. I mean, after all; haven't I wanted to do something like this for years? Might as well make the best of it.

"I apologize if I was rude, Kazekage-samma," I said politely, bowing to Gaara. I blinked, I had an asian accent and I could understand them! Yes! Gaara nodded.

"Do whatever you want," he grumbled, and continued walking. I fell into step beside Kankuro.

"So what's your name...?" He ventured. I froze, then looked at the ground.

"Birth name or what everyones called me for years?"

"Both, why not?"

"Kairi Elisabeth Sacrow is my birth name. Everyone calls me Kairi Mimichi."

"Nice to meet you, Mimichi-san."

"Call me Kairi."

"Allright, Kairi-san. So what were you doing in the desert?"

"Taking a nap. I thought I was insane," I shrugged.

"Wouldn't that be hell?"

"Nope. I thought it was peacefull. Look, I didn't even get sunburned!" Kankuro laughed and we eventually made it to Suna. I gaped at the city, it was so beautiful.

"Like what you see?" Kankuro asked.

"It's beautiful... but, um, I have no place to stay, no money, no family, and not very many skills except martial arts."

"You can stay with us!!" Kankuro immediately offered. I smiled. "And if you're any good, you can become a kunoichi!" my eyes went wide and I nodded, like a child getting their christmas present.

"Mimichi-san, Kankuro, come on." Gaara grumbled, and me and Kankuro hurried up after the readhead.