The Soul Eater Chatroom
Chapter 1
AsukaFireDuchess
Characters and Usernames:
Soul: Don_t Call Me EVANS
Kid: Symmetrical_Miester
Black Star: IKickDeath'sAss
*Don_t Call Me Evans is online*
*Symmetrical_Miester is online*
Don_t Cal l Me EVANS: I'm hungry ='(
Symmetrical_Miester: Tell Maka to make you something.
Don_t Call Me EVANS: I cannnnn''''ttttt! I'm sick and I dun want t get up r evn tlk!
Symmetrical_Miester: What the hell are you saying?
Don_t Call Me EVANS: Dude, when ur on the internet then u get to write slang. UNDERSTAND?
Symmetrical_Miester: okay like this? SUUSAH
Don_t Call Me Evans: What did you just say?
Symmetrical_Miester: Exactly.
Don_t Call Me EVANS: wth man? UR NOT COOL!
*IKickDeath'sAss is online*
IKickDeath'sAss: YO CHUMPS WAZZUP? XDDDDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: Good Afternoon.
Don_t Call Me EVANS: dude, it's 10 pm
Symmetrical_Miester: Then what else am I supposed to say? Good NIGHT?
IKickDeath'sAss: LOL! xDDDD
Hey, Soul imma HUUNNNGGRRYYY
Don_t Call Me Evans: I kno rite! Tell Tsubaki to make ya sumthin then T.C.S some of it to me!
IKickDeath'sAss: Yea but what about Maka? Ya not partners anymore? XDDD
Don_t Call Me EVANS: ME AND MAKA'LL B PARTNERS 4EVER =(
Symmetrical_Miester: ='(
IKickDeath'sAss: Kidd, Dude did u just get SAD when Soul said that? XDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: Okay, Now I'm angry.
Don_t Call Me Evans: was it something I said?
IKickDeath'sAss: XDDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: Black Star why the hell do you keep on adding "XDDDDD" to your replies? What does "X" and "D", mean? YOU ALL SUCK, GO TO HELL, YOU ARE WORTHLESS ASYMMETRICAL BASTARDS! You deserve to die!
Don_t Call Me EVANS: OOOHHH luk who's talking! You're username is not symmetrical!
Symmetrical_Miester: *GASP* *coughs up blood* OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Don_t Call Me EVANS: OH YES I DID!
Symmetrical_Miester: I'm….depressed….
Don_t Call Me EVANS: Kidd what's wrong? ='(
Symmetrical_Miester: OOOOHHHH, NOW you notice my feelings!
IKickDeath'sAss: xDDDDDDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: STOP THAT YOU BASTARD.
* IKickDeath'sAss is now offline*
Don_t Call Me Evans: Huh? Was Black Star actually HURT? O.o
Symmetrical_Miester: FORGET HIM. I'M HERE.
Don_t call me Evans: O.e
Symmetrical_Miester: WHAT IS UP WITH THESE WEIRD "THINGS" THAT YOU KEEP ON TYPING?!
Don_t Call Me Evans: Dude, you NEED to get AWAY from your computer.
*IKickDeath'sAss is online*
IKickDeath'sAss: Is it safe?
Don_t Call Me EVANS: you came back to check aftr lyk… 5 secs!
IKickDeath'sAss: xDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: STOP WITH THE "XDDDD"'s
IKickDeath'sAss: xDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: STOP WITH THE "XDDDD"'s
IKickDeath'sAss: xDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: STOP WITH THE "XDDDD"'s
IKickDeath'sAss: xDDDD
Symmetrical_Miester: STOP WITH THE "XDDDD"'s
IKickDeath'sAss: XDD
Is that better?
Symmetrical_Miester: DEATH SCREW YOU.
IKickDeath'sAss: *Le GASP*! U WANT WAT?
Symmetrical_Miester: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
Don_t Call Me EVANS: …uuuhhhh….ew. Shinigami-sama/Black*Star, that's kinda disturbing…. Hey Kid, did u kno that Black*Star gave birth to you? xD
IKickDeath'sAss: *le GASP* u callin meh a lady? =O
Don_t Call Me EVANS: Nope. I'm callin you a WHORE
IKickDeath'sAss: U mean MAN Whore rite?
Don_t Call Me EVANS: No WAY.
*Symmetrical_Miester was logged off*
Don_t Call Me EVANS: Lol, we scared him off!
*Lord-Death is online*
Lord-Death: Soul-kun, Black*Star-kun my son has informed me that you are saying some un-appropriate things about me. I'll just scroll up and check it out…
Don_t Call Me EVANS: OH DAMN, WE'RE SCREWED!
* IKickDeath'sAss is offline*
Lord-Death: OOOOOH, so you think that BLACK*STAR gave birth to my little Kiddo-kun?!
* Don_t Call Me EVANS is scared to shit and is offline*
*Symmetrical_Miester is now online*
Symmetrical_Miester: Father, I didn't know that you were online.
Lord-Death: Kiddo, I have something serious to tell you. Whatever happens please remember that I love you VERY MUCH and that Black*Star is NOT your mother. Do you understand?
Symmetrical_Miester: ….Yes father.
Lord-Death Now come into my room/mirror and give me a big ol' hug! ^^
Symmetrical_Miester: Father even you make these "things" too?! Will you teach me how?
Lord-Death: Of course my son! NOW HUGGIES FOR US! 3
*Symmetrical_Miester is now very happy and offline*
Lord-Death: / Wow son your soft!
THE END
A/N: LOLOLOLOLOLOL I wrote this in the middle of the night and DIED laughing while typing it! This is dedicated to my best baka-ist friends because we always act like Black*Star, Kid and Soul (I'm Soul by the way)