Ace Combat 3 Omake 2: Talk Show

by Sadhana PlaystationFan Zola

In this omake, Dision hosts a talk show with Rena as his first guest. Can Rena handle being in front of the camera until the end of the show? We'll just have to watch the show and find out for ourselves.

Ace Combat 3 Omake 2: Talk Show

Or

Dizzying Tales with Dision

( ) = actions

Characters:

Abyssal Dision (Ace Combat 3)

Rena Hirose (Ace Combat 3)

Alvin "Chopper" Davenport (Ace Combat 5)

Sean (Original/me)

Dision: Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to circumstances beyond our control, Wardog Nuggets with Genette is being replaced with Dizzying Tales. I'm your host: Abyssal Dision! (twinkle teeth) Today's guest is the pride of UPEO. All the way from Expo City! Please welcome Ace Pilot Rena Hirose!

Rena: (nervously waves to the camera with her face obscured by her helmet) H-Hello everyone-

Dision: Nah-ah-ah-ah! If we're going to do this interview, you got to lose the helmet.

Rena: (as he comes over her and removes her helmet) Wait! Nononono! I'm not good with being in front of the camera! No! Get your hands off- (helmet is off, revealing her bashful face)

Dision: Too late. (points to the camera) This is happening live!

Rena: Nooooooo! (panics and sobs as she covers her face)

Dision: Oh come on. This is no time to be crying on my show.

(transitions a few seconds later)

(Rena still nervous with tears in her eyes)

Dision: Okay. Says here you're mostly shy and humble. But very skilled in your piloting. Your interests are movies, music, and video games. AAH TO HELL WITH THE SCRIPT! (as he jumps over and sits next to Rena on the same sofa)

I'll be asking questions that tickles everyone's fancy! That's what a heart-pounding interview is all about!

Rena: What? Heart-pounding?

Dision: That's right! And if you don't mind me saying, you've matured quite a lot. (saying that while inspecting her)

Rena: Well, thank you-

Dision: You're in love aren't you?

Rena: (squeaks) Ho-How did you figure that out? (as her face turns red in bashfulness)

Dision: That settles it! Now (as he points to the camera), just look into the camera and say what you gotta say to someone you like!

Rena: Woah! Wait a minute! I can't do- (while waving her hands in refusal)

Dision: If you're too shy, then allow me to help you.

Rena: You don't actually think-

Dision: Countdown to love confession in 3… 2… 1… GO!

Rena: (reached the peak of her nervousness, she screams) I CAN'T DO IT! (as she arm throws Dision towards the crew and the director)

Dision (offscreen): I'm okay.

Sean (offscreen): MY ARM!

(as Rena looks to the camera and smiles)

(snapshot transition to after the show is over)

Chopper: (after seeing the damage) Aw come on! What the hell? I'm not cleaning any of this up! Just for the record.

Rena: (bowing her head down repeatedly and apologizing to Sean for hurting him) I'm sorry. (repeatedly saying that phrase over and over again)

Sean: (while Dision is tending to his injuries) No, it's my fault in the first place. I should've known you were camera shy before we went on air.

Rena: (sobbing in embarrassment with waterfall tears raining down from her cheeks) I don't wanna be in trouble!

Sean: No, you're not gonna get- You're not gonna- Geez, you're like a baby! Can someone calm her down please!? (iris out)

(the end)

Author's Notes:

(sighs) Another day, another omake. Sorry if it's been so long since my last fanfic. As you can see, this omake is a parody reenactment of Naruto's "Guy's Room" omake. Of course, Dision is the interviewer since he shares the same seiyuu with Might Guy. Also, Chopper has somehow returned from the dead in this omake!

Disclaimer:

I've said it before, I will say it again. I do not own Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere & Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War nor any of its characters. The only character I own is the character named Sean.