Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh.

Warning: This fanfic makes no sense. It's pretty random and has a lot of simple minded jokes so most people might find it stupid. Personally I find it stupid, but I think it's stupid in a funny way. I usually don't write stories like this but I dunno. I was bored and feeling rather silly. This story has no real plot and it could be classified as gibberish or whatever ya wanna call it. So if you like mindless humor and stuff like that then read on. Anyway you've been warned. Oh and shonen ai is implied (boys love) so if you don't like that kinda thing then keep in mind you been warned.

Innuendos

Chapter 1: Trouble? What trouble? Where's the trouble?

"They all laughed at me! They thought I was crazy! They thought that my friendship speeches were annoying to no end! But now that's all gonna change." said a very crazy young woman. Her hair was a bit out of place and her clothes were all wrinkled. It was as if she hadn't left the confines of her secret underground lab in weeks.

She was far too busy working on her special ingenious mega spectacular ultimate weapon of friendship. It was called...the friendship ray. It was built by the crazy mysterious Tea Gardener for the means of spreading her friendship speeches to the world. Her goal was to create the ultimate friendship zombies who would eat, sleep and breathe friendship not to mention that they would all be controlled by Tea.

"Hahahahahaha! It's almost complete. It's almost complete! Muahahahahaha!" Tea continued her evil laughter.

Across town at the game shop Yugi sensed danger.

"My Yugi senses are tingling. Yami we've gotta do something." said a small frail boy named Yugi.

"I agree, but first we must contact Kaiba."

"Why?"

"Because he's the anti-hero. Every story needs an anti-hero. Deep down in our hearts we all love the anti-hero."

"Your right. Yugi power activate!" shouted Yugi raising his fist in the air.

"What the heck are you doing?!"

"Um...I dunno. I just thought that if I shouted something cool like Yugi power activate then--"

"Yugi power activate is not cool."

"Then what is cool?"

"Ancient super mega ultra double triple shadow magic cannon activate! Now that's cool."

Yugi blinked. "OK sure whatever. Lets just go get Kaiba so that we can save the world."

"Save the world from what? We don't even know what's going on."

"Yeah but my Yugi senses are tingling."

"Just because you said they were tingling that doesn't mean that we know exactly what's going on."

"Yeah but my senses Yami...they're tingling."

"Oh...Well whatever lets just go get Kaiba."

"I already said that."

Yami blinked. "Oh shut up Yugi. It was my suggestion to get Kaiba in the first place."

"If it was your suggestion to get Kaiba in the first place then why are we arguing?"

Yami blinked again and then Yugi blinked back. This went on for about five minutes. Eventually Yugi and Yami ran off to go get Kaiba. Kaiba didn't exactly live in walking distant but they were broke so couldn't afford transportation because they spent all their money on duel monster cards and a big human sized dark magician doll which they shared.

"Yugi." said Kaiba coming from out of a dark alley.

Yugi and Yami jumped. They couldn't understand why was Kaiba coming from out of a dark alley.

"Kaiba why in the world are you coming from out of a dark alley?!" shouted Yami. It goes without saying that he was surprised.

"Yeah." agreed Yugi just because he was also surprised and as the main character of Yu-gi-oh he was entitled to say something.

"I like to hide in dark alleys in my spare time and scare people. I also enjoy reading, watching scary movies and long walks on the beach." said Kaiba handing Yugi and Yami a business card.

"Uhh...thanks" was all Yugi and Yami could say both wondering why Kaiba had said all that stuff then handed them a business card. What was he getting at?

"Anyway Kaiba we were wondering if you could help us do something. Were not sure what were doing but when we do it we need you to be there."

"Is that an innuendo?" asked Kaiba.

"It can be anything you want it to be." suggestively said Yami winking at Kaiba.

"Yami!" shouted Yugi glaring at Yami.

"But it's really not like that." reluctantly said Yami trying to get Yugi to stop glaring at him.

Yugi explained everything to Kaiba and scolded Yami when need be for his suggestive comments.

"Hmm...I see..." responded Kaiba. He didn't have a clue of what was going on but he couldn't let them know that. After all he was a genius.

"Great then get a move on. And tell Joey he can come out now we know he's back there." said Yugi referring to the fact that he kept seeing a pair of eyes looking at him from behind garbage cans in the alley.

"I didn't know." mumbled Yami.

Kaiba laughed and replied, "You think your so smart but I'll have you know that you are sorely mistaken."

"Give it up won't ya." said Joey coming from out of the alley way.

"I agree, but next time give it to me." said Yami.

"Yami!" shouted Yugi glaring at Yami again.

Just then Tristan appeared from behind a tree.

"Sup, what's going on?" asked Tristan.

"You should know. We know you been there the whole time eavesdropping on our conversation and spying on me and Wheeler." snapped Kaiba.

"I didn't know." mumbled Yami who was really starting to feel left out.

"OK so you got me. But I'm still not sure if I understand what's going on." said Tristan.

"Well to be blunt we're in trouble. But we don't know who's causing the trouble or what the trouble is. But we know it's coming soon." explained Yugi.