HEEHEE Ok I'm very excited about this. It's going to be really dumb but I promise there'll be a semblance of a plot! This is just a PROLOGUE. So expect longer, more plot filled chapters in the future! Also, this is to stop me from updating Break Me Take Me so often! If you get sick of this stupidity read that it'll sober you up :P Anyway! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: This literature is purely for recreational purposes. I gain no profit from the story. I do not own any rights to 'Naruto'.
Team Seven gather around the Hokage's front desk. The woman gazes at them with a smirk.
"So what's the mission granny?" Naruto is impatient, they'd been summoned to her office five minutes ago and Tsunade hadn't said anything yet.
"Naruto! Be patient!" Sakura growls at him and swats the back of his head. Sasuke sighs beside them, asking himself not for the first time why he willingly came back to Konoha. Kakashi doesn't move besides the occasional giggle; his face was too far buried in his orange book.
"For the next few months you'll be all bunking together," Tsunade pauses to take in the cries of outrage. Oh how she loved her job.
"Shut up!" she yells after a pause, "Sasuke and Naruto will be rooming with some special guests. Kakashi and Sakura you will guard these visitors." Tsunade grins as Kakashi finally looks up in interest.
"The mission's specific requirements won't be revealed to you until later." The Hokage says to the four ninja.
Kakashi is the only one who nods once, accepting the mission. The other three state their disapproval at once.
"What if I can't eat ramen?"
"I'll be stuck with that dunce?"
"Lady Tsunade with all due respect, Naruto and Sasuke will kill each other."
"Enough! Report to this address within the hour, a room will be designated to you." Tsunade shook her fist at them, just in case they thought she wouldn't use force. Once they grab the slips of paper with the address on them she reclines in her chair, taking a swig of sake.
Naruto arrived at the apartment building with more than a few minute to spare. Granny would not have his head today! He happily bounds into the place. "Please check in Naruto." The orange clad boy jumps. In his excitement, he had not seen Shizune in the lobby.
He looks at the clipboard she handed him. He signs his name and notices the room number that's listed next to his name.
"Talk to you later Shizune-chan." The woman shakes her head as the young man ascends the stairs. The boy had no idea what he was getting into.
Naruto drops his small bag onto the bed. The room is pretty nice. It had all the necessities with a bathroom connected to it. He decides to freshen up a bit. He figures he might as well look nice for his guest.
Once he finishes his shower and gets fully dressed he hears some rustling inside his new room. He brandishes a kunai and throws open the door.
The sight that greets him is not what he had expected. Or rather who. A boy who looked so much like him is curiously looking around the room. Yet this clone of him was slightly smaller than him. He has a pink barrette in his hair, right next to golden fox ears. This clone is a tad curvier than him and the way he holds himself is a tad feminine as well. He wears a large t-shirt over some plain jeans.
Naruto cranes his head. The only thought in his head was that he fucked up the clone jutsu to all Hell.
"I'm going to dispel you." Naruto warns the clone, he wasn't even sure when he summoned it. Naruto just knows he needs to get rid of it. The thing was like a clone halfway through a transformation to his sexy no jutsu!
"What?" the clone looks up with large blue eyes, pouty pink lips quivering slightly. Naruto grimaces as he performs the hand sign. The clone did not disappear. Naruto tried again. Nothing. And again. It still does not work.
"What the hell?" Naruto asks incredulously. Why wasn't this clone going away?
"You must be my ninja counterpart. Hello." The clone says with a large fox like grin on his face. It makes him look even younger than he initially appeared.
"Whaaaaaaaaaa" Naruto draws out in confusion, scratching his head. Then it clicked. This is his guest, a Naruto imposter? Naruto snorts. The small teen looked nothing like him. Wait…
"Ninja counterpart?"
"Oh yes. We come from a parallel universe." The clone explains.
"Parallel universe? Then that means…" Naruto pales.
"Yes. I am you." Naruto would have screamed if someone else hadn't beaten him to it. The wail sounds suspiciously like a certain Uchiha.
Ten Minutes Earlier.
Sasuke sit on his bed waiting. He chooses to brood. Yet it was proving to be quite the arduous task. Yes his brother was still in hiding but he had reconciled with that fact. He needs something to angst about dammit! Maybe he could angst about his hair. Yes! it wasn't cooperating with him at all today. Damn hair. Just as Sasuke brought out his journal to begin to write poetry about his stupid hair there was a faint thudding on his door.
Curiosity got the better of him and he got up to open the door. When he opens the door two figures fell onto the ground but that didn't stop them from their actions. Sasuke's watches them make out on the floor. He realizes with vague disgust that the man on top had the same hair cut as his brother.
"Itachi!" he calls vicously. He felt as if his eyes would begin to bleed yet his brother didn't seem to hear him. That's when Sasuke notices something is wrong. Not only was Itachi wearing some strange overcoat but he doesn't sense any type of chakra on him at all. Sasuke's eyes narrow. This was genjutsu.
"Kai!" Sasuke did the necessary sign yet they don't disappear. Instead, the fake Itachi picks up his partner. The other person wrapped their legs around Itachi's waist and Itachi laid the person down on Sasuke's bed. Sasuke snarls. These nasty imposters were tainting his bed and totally ignoring him as they did it. His anger morphs into horror as the boy under this fake Itachi moved his head, turning dark eyes onto Sasuke as the fake Itachi kissed his neck. The ninja's eyes widen. He steps back from his new bed a bit.
"Oh." The ravished man exhales as he pushes the fake Itachi off of him. He slides off the bed and stands in front of Sasuke. The ninja looks him up and down with a slight glare. He looks at the black boots buckled over skin tight leather pants. The pants were tightened by a purple belt for whatever reason. There was an expanse of pale skin exposed where the teen's skin tight high collar black shirt did not reach his belt. The hickeys littering the teen's neck were almost the same color as the dusty eyeliner around black sultry eyes. These orbs were framed in inky bangs.
"Hey," the teen began seductively, "I'm Sasuke Uchiha. I'm assuming you are too?" The ex-rogue ninja took in the teen's outstretched hand, the smirking man sitting on the bed and then the hickeys on the teen's pale neck. Sasuke steps back from the teen that looks so much like him and promptly screams so loud he's sure the Kazekage could hear it.
Hehe look out for the first chapter! Thanks for reading. And review if you feel like it :3