Fun
With ReDeads
Me: Hey! Let's go out!
ReDead: NOT OUTSIDE WHERE
ITS SUNNY AND BRIGHT!
Me: I'll hide you in my
coat.
-Outside-
Stranger: Miss, who's that? (looks at
ReDead)
Me: Uhh... MY GRANDMA!
ReDead: (moans)
Me: She's
uhh... suffering from... constipation!
Stranger: Oh, okay.
Me:
That was close.
-At Picture Booth-
Me: Let's take
pictures!
-After pictures-
Me: We look so cute! (looks at the
picture, me all happy, and the ReDead) Sheez, you look... dead in
these picture.
Julie: Ya think?
ReDead: (moans)
Me: You
don't look that bad!
ReDead: (moan)
Me: Stop it!
ReDead:
(looking at my head because he's hungry)
Me: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME! (turns ReDead's head)
ReDead: (head brakes off)
Me: Sorry.
(puts head on) There. Now you stop. Or else you know what will
happen. (takes out flashlight)
ReDead: (moans really loud, then
covers eyes)
Me: We need to get you some hobbies.
ReDead:
(keeps looking at my head)
Me: (shines flashlight)
ReDead:
(covers eyes)
Me: Now BEHAVE!
Other ReDead: You're a bigger
disgrace than Link!
Link: NO I'm not.
Tetra: Oh, Link! Time for
my foot rub!
Link: (sighs) Yes Tetra. (slumps on floor) I LOVE
YOU! SO MUCH!
Tetra: I know. (smiles, then punches Link on the
shoulder)
FIN
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story: Ocarina of Time