We see the Asian side of Istanbul. A voice said, "Um, I'm over here?" the camera zooms to a train station with none other than our fave bro, Don! He says, "Welcome to . Now, we'll take on the 18 new teams coming our way, from games, show, movies, books, etc," pausing to show a dragon-like guy and a bat-demon-like guy come off a bus, then said, "Generals Darmith and Nishant, The Evil-doers. Is that 'Evil' part said E-Vial, or E-Vil, like the normal word? I'll go with the first one,"

*Confessional*

Darmith and Nishant are sitting on stools. Darmith said, "We WILL win this mortal game, or I will DESTROY ANYONE THAT I WANT! IS THAT CLEAR!?"

Nishant said, "You DO know that there's a 1/18 chance of us winning? You DO know that, right, Darmith?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

*End Confessional*

Don said, "Humanoid and Annelidoid Neurax, The Neurax Twins," showing a teenage girl and a gigantic worm come of the same bus.

*Confessional*

Human Neurax said, "My name's Kayla, and my baby bro's name is Mikey. Now, don't you forget that!"

Mikey said, "I'M NOT YOUR BABY BRO! WE'RE TWINS! WE'RE THE SAME F****** G****** F****** AGE, YOU F****** G****** F****** H**!"

"Hey, I was born first."

"OH, WHATEVER!"

The two spent the rest of the Confessional fighting.

*End Confessional*

"Ronnie Anne Santiago and Lincoln Loud, The Crushers" showing said 11-year-old Hispanic and white-haired guy.

*Confessional*

Ronnie Anne said, "We are TOTALLY gonna win this thing!"

Lincoln said, "If we win, all of my sibs'll respect me, we get 1,500,000 bucks each, it's a beautiful thang!"

"Yeah, this'll be TOTALLY COOL!"

*End Confessional*

"Generals Thetys and Ingvar, The Anti-Evils" showing a blue woman with little armor (Or any clothes to speak of) on, and a heavily armored man with wings, and axe, and a shield.

*Confessional*

Thetys said, "We are here to leave a check on Darmith and Nishant. However, 3,000,000 in American dollars will not hurt. It could REALLY help the Water and Light armies become suited up for war."

Ingvar said, 'Yes, yes. It will help VERY well."

*End Confessional*

"Percy Jackson and Poseidon, The Anglers." Showing said 16-year-old and sea god.

*Confessional*

Percy said, "WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN THIS THING! OH YEAH!"

Posidon said, "Son, really? We only have, like, what, a 0.05% chance of winning this thing? But, 3,000,000 Moolas to split will be amazing."

*End Confessional*

"Fred and George Weasley, Partners in Pranking." Showing two nearly identical twin redheads.

*Confessional*

Fred (The right one) said, "All profits from this race will go to," pointed to George (The left one), who said, "93, Diagon Alley," and they both said, "WEASLEY WIZARD WHEEZES! WHOOP!"

*End Confessional*

"Lori Loud and Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago, Jr., The Daters. God, that's such a humongous name, I'll just call 'em Roberto," Showing said couple.

*Confessional*

Lori said, "Oh. MY. GOD. WE'RE FINALLY HERE! I mean, like, I LITERALLY tried to get into the first 2 Ridonculous Races since I was 16, but my parents wouldn't let me, so I had to LITERALLY BRIBE them THIS TIME with my entire life's savings of $200.94. LITERALLY."

Roberto said, "Well, I only came 'cuz Lori would be here. But, I watched the show, and it was funny. And, since that the prize of winning is 3,000,000 in cash, I'll do it."

They spent the rest of the Confessional having a make-out session.

*End Confessional*

"Sgt. Brick and Dr. Kavan, The Heroes of the Hour." Showing said Boom Beach Heroes.

*Confessional*

Brick said, "We're here to win, and win only. Like my motto says, TO VICTORY!"

Kavan said, "Really? I thought that we were here to get out of the Archipelago. Oh yeah, this was my idea. I would've asked Cpt. Everspark, but she came down with the flu."

*End Confessional*

"Electro and Ice Wizards, The Magicians," showing said Legendary Clash Royale Cards Troops.

*Confessional*

Electro said, "This'll be ELECTRIFYING!"

Ice said, "Yep, We're here to Freeze and Electrify all the other competitors."

*End Confessional*

"Carlota and Carlos Casagrande Jr., The Thicc Faces. Can I call you CJ?" showing a THICC 17-year-old girl and a 13-year-old with Down's syndrome.

*Confessional*

Carlota said, "OK, CJ, now that we're here, can I ask you that question I've wanted to ask you?"

CJ said, "Yeah."

"WHY ARE WE CALL THE F***ING THICC G**** F***INGFACES!?"

"I don't know,"

The two spent the rest of the Confessional fighting.

*End Confessional*

"Luna and Luan Loud, The Bi-Bis. Is the Lu-wahn or Lu-wann?" showing said jokester and rock kid.

*Confessional*

Luna said, "Oh yeah, bros! We're TOTALLY GONNA WIN THIS!"

Luan said, "Yeah! 'Cuz we're the Bi-Bis, and we'll TOTALLY make the gals here GAWK at our sheer hotness"

*End Confessional*

"Athena and Annabeth Chase, The Wise Women," showing said Wisdom Goddess and 16-year-old stereotypical Cali girl.

*Confessional*

Athena said, "I have calculated our chances of winning, using past Races, and our chances of winning are… Precisely, 0.05%, or, 1/18 chance."

Annabeth said, "Mom, that's everybody's chance too."

"Oh"

*End Confessional*

"Dani and Cody Burns, The Rescue Sibs," showing a 16-year-old brunette and 11-year-old blond guy.

*Confessional*

Dani said, "I'm doin' this for Blades, and blades ONLY."

Cody said, "I'm doing this for all the Rescue Bots, especially Boulder. Hey guys!" and waved at the camera.

Dani did the same thing.

*End Confessional*

"Lana and Lola Loud, The Identical Poles" showing said identical-yet-very-different twins.

*Confessional*

Lana said, "OH YEAH! WE ARE SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA BE COOL BY DOIN' THIS!"

Lola said, "Yeah, I know, right? Like, I LOVE The Ridonulous Race! AND, with US HERE, IT'LL BE WAY BETTER!"

They both said, "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

They spent the rest of the Confessional saying that.

*End Confessional*

"Bob and Kevin, The Minion Heroes," showing said minions.

*Confessional*

Kevin said, "Bushka Knowkakaya. (Translation: I've always wanted to be in this Ridonculous Race.)"

Bob said, "Buki yuki ikub ikuy, Kevin. (Translation: And yet, here we are, Kevin.)"

They both said, "Pwede na, kayuki tiki? (Translation: Can we start, please?)

*End Confessional*

"Night Witch and Witch, The Beach Hot Witches" showing said Clash of Clans magician sisters.

*Confessional*

Witch said, "And WHY again are we called The Beach Hot Witches?"

Night witch said, "I WOULD'VE called us the Hot Beach B******, but I thought that no one could even SAY our own team name, so, therefore, there ye are. The Hot Beach Witched."

*End Confessional*

"Moana and Maui, The Sailors," showing said Polynesians.

*Confessional*

Moana said, "I brought Hei-Hei to have him see the world. But, for now, I'm keeping this coconut half on his head." Showing Hei-Hei, whose head was indeed in a coconut.

Maui said, "And, if we win, I'll become even more of a hero! CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Maui wasted the rest of the Confessional doing that.

*End Confessional*

"And, finally, Barbarian King and Archer Queen, the Clashers," showing said Clash of Clans Heroes.

*Confessional*

King said, "We'll win this, and we'll try our hardest! YAR!"

Queen said, while heavily blushing, "Yeah, we'll totally win this. You and me, together…"

"Are you blushing? 'Cuz you look like you're blushing"

"Uh, no. I'm not blushing.'

"It looks like you are, 'cuz your cheeks are red."

"I'm just hot, that's all. Whew, this Turkish heat is KILLIN' me right now."

*End Confessional*

"The Race will officially start… TOMORROW."

All the teams said in perfect sync, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"