School Rumble: Mooning Around! Mooning Again! Stop Mooning or Else!

By: DMEXNadda is mine

A/N: Thought of this last week while watching School Rumble.

Part 1:

Mooning Around!

-Harima's Apartment-

(knocks on door, Harima answers it, and he's not too pleased)

*: Hello Harima. I am Ignignot and he is Err.

Err: Yeah! I'm Err!

Ignignot: And we are the Mooninites. We are far more advanced than your meaningless planet.

Err: Yeah, we kick ass!

Ignignot: Some would say that our Earth is our moon, which is the moon. But that would belittle the moon, which is the moon.

(Harima lights a cigarette)

Err: Point is; we're at the center, NOT YOU!

Harima: No, the point is that I don't give a rats ass about you! Now get out before I get the cops over here!

(SLAM!)

Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?

Err: Not a damn bit.

Tenma and her friends are heading to school when the Mooninites see them

Ignignot: Let us follow these primitive Earth women to there destination of choice.

Err: And bring a 6-pack!

Ignignot: Yes, Err and the wine in which we will acquire on the way to there said destination.

-School-

(School bell tolls)

Ignignot: Look, Err. A primitive Earth learning center.

Err: Who the (blip) needs school?

Ignignot: C'mon Err. Let us go and find one of those primitive Earth women to endorse our bad habits upon.

-Tenma's classroom-

(The Mooninites walk in and go towards Tenma's desk)

Tenma: Are you guys new students?

Makoto: You guys look like something out of Hanai's Atari game.

Ignignot: Hello Tenma. I am Ignignot and he is Err and we are the Mooninites from the center of the moon's core. I don't know if you could understand that.

Err: Yeah, we're better than you!

Eri: Really…?

Makoto: You're more advanced how?

Ignignot: On the moon, the gravitational pull is 1/3 less than your primitive planet and we are able to jump higher.

Akira: So what your telling us is that your more advanced than us because you can jump higher?

Makoto: Bull…!

Ignignot: Observe.

(jumps, a beep is heard every time he jumps)

Ignignot: It's not working! Err help me explain our advanced ways!

Tenma: I see! Your jumps are much higher than ours.

Err: Did you mention that we are excellent spellers?

Ignignot: Yes, we are excellent spellers. Go ahead, challenge us if you dare.

Makoto (thinking): I can't believe Tenma is buying into this…

Akira: This is going to be one crazy week…

(Hoot Hoot)

SCHOOL RUMBLE