Hey Skye the dragon slayer here! My other stories may be on temporary hiatus.

Also Sunbeam0943 is my sister dun dun dah! And she wished for me not to use her real name in this fanfic so she will go as Lucy. Also Skye is not my real name. I just like the name.

I don't own bleach if I did then there would be a lot more insanity and Ulquiorra and Grimmjow wouldn't have died. I also don't own skittles.

My POV

It was 12:30 am and I was writing some one-shots for bleach. I saved and went to bed. I then woke up 5 in the morning and was hungry and in desperate need of coffee. So I went downstairs and into the living room and there were the Espada minus the seven-foot spoon, the old guy, fish bowl head, and Yammy. Aizen and Gin were there. Ichigo and his hollow were also there in separate bodies.

"I'm going back to sleep. I haven't slept enough and I'm seeing anime characters." I mumbled while going back to bed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wake up there are anime characters in the living room!" Lucy my 18 year-old sister shouted in my room.

"Meh, I'm up." I said.

For those who didn't know my sister was a ninja and magic. She has a katana… She is soooooo lucky. I ran downstairs and the anime characters that I saw a few hours ago where still there in about the same position as a few hours ago.

"I am the new leader of this house." Shouted Aizen.

Lucy then magically ninja appeared, flipped him and held her katana to his nose.

"Sorry, but when my parents are out of town I'm the boss kiddo." She said while glaring a glare that scared even Aizen.

"You stole my nick-name Aizen. Now she is going to call me that name." I said.

"Oh can it Emu." My sister said.

The back story behind the nick-name was that when I was five our parents took us to the zoo, and all the emu flocked to me.

"I told you not to call me that." I whined.

'"I could call you that name." Lucy threatened sending me a side glance.

"NOOOOOOO anything but that." I screamed in horror.

"Who the f*** are you people?" Grimmjow said.

"My name is Lucy and you will treat me with more respect blue boy." Lucy said in her 'I'm scary voice'. She still had Aizen pinned, but redirected her glare at Grimm.

""I'm Skye and Lucy over there is mah sister." I said in 'my 'I'm a nice person voice'.

"Oh Lucy you gonna get off Aizen?" I said reminding Lucy she still had Aizen pinned.

She got off Aizen and went to get a coke.

"Lucy we're going to be late!" I shouted.

Lucy then used her magic to make a rune barrier to trap the anime characters in the house saying that we'll be back later and if they break anything there dead.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~6 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hiyaaaaa!" Luce shouted while she flying kicked Hollow Ichigo in the head. (AN: Hollow Ichigo will now be known as Shiro from now on.)

"Why you little b*tch!" Shiro shouted. He then drew his sword.

I then fell down laughing rolling on the floor saying "you're going to the hospital" in a sing song voice. Everyone then gave me the are you crazy look. I let Shiro get his a** handed to him for a while. I then intervened creating a barrier in-between Lucy and Shiro.

"I think he's had enough."I said calming Luce down. I then phoned my best friend Maggie telling her to come over now. She teleported over, and healed Shiro.

"Well I gotta go." She said and then teleported away.

They all stared wide eyed at Luce. She just gave them the 'what' look with her sheathed katana over her shoulders.

"Hey Luce can you help me with my homework?" I said like nothing happened at all. A wolf howl was then heard. I howled back replying to the question saying we have people from another dimension in our living room and that I'll see them next meeting. A murderous aura then filled the room because everyone was staring at me and they happened to be staring at my butt.

"Why are you looking at my little sister's butt!" Luce said with murderous intent.

"I'm heading out" I said like I didn't even hear the last comment.

Lucy's POV

"Anyway I guess we're stuck with you until we find a way to get you back home." I said with little emotion.

"I'm going to set some ground rules. Rule 1: No fighting. Rule 2: No going in my or my sister's rooms. Rule 3: No experimenting on anyone all internal organs will be left inside the body. And yes I'm taking to you Szayelporro Granz. Rule 4:No breaking anything. Rule 5: If anyone barrages in while I or my sister are showering will be killed. Now any questions on the rules?" I said.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Next Day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My POV

I woke up to hearing someone arguing at 5 in the morning.

So I went downstairs to find Ichigo and Grimmjow having a sissy fight!?

"Holy sh*ting skittles! What are you two doing?" I said.

They then stopped and said "Nothing." At the same time while glaring at each other.

"Whatever I'm making coffee. Any of you drink coffee?" I asked.

I then learned never ever give Shiro caffeine.

Cliffy I am evil. MUHHAHHAHAHHA *cough*

I will update soon. Next chapter Shiro on caffeine.

Peace Out!