(AN: I have been reading and writing for awhile, but this is my first story that I am posting. Please give me any advice, critiques, and likes!)
"Class," Iruka said. "This is Uchiha Jon, the last of the Uchiha."
Sasuke jumped out of his seat. "The hell he is!"
Uchiha Jon sighed. "It is true. I am the true last Uchiha." Uchiha Jon wore very cool clothes. He had spiked armbands and a chain wallet (although, he didn't have any money; it is a tragic story that will be learned later). His hair was the deepest black of the Uchiha, and extremely spiky, but not ridiculously so.
Sasuke glared hard.
"I can see you don't believe," Jon said. His eyes gleamed, and Sasuke took his seat. The class was silent, and no one said another word on the matter.
"Well, please show him the utmost courtesy," Iruka said, but he wasn't so sure. He knew how these kids were.
Jon walked to the seat beside Sakura (he had always liked pink on girls), but there was another student already there. Jon's eyes gleamed, and the student quietly moved. Jon took his seat. "Sup," he said to Sakura. Sakura blushed.
"H-hi. Jon?" she said cutely.
"Yeah. That's me," Jon said. He noted Naruto was doing that thing at him where he was looking but maybe not cause he has the dumb fox eyes. Jon smirked a toothy grin, holding back a chuckle.
The class was boring. Jon may not have been as much of a genius as Sasuke, but he knew all this dumb crap. Clones? Really? Where he came from they were far outdated. A waste of chakra, except when doing recon. But in fights, which was the primary task of a ninja? Feh. They were always seen through, or died instantly. Waste of chakra.
After class, Uchiha Jon was stopped by Hinata. She was blushing. "H-hi," she said.
"Sup, cutey," replied Jon coolly. "Can I help you?" Hinata was twiddling her thumbs.
"I-I-I...I don...don't usually do this, b-but...you seem like you n-n-n..." she stammered.
Jon turned away. He knew what she was getting at, and the past hurt too much to think about. "I don't have time for this," he muttered, starting to walk away, but then stopped. "Sorry. I know you mean well, but..." he mumbled, turning to Hinata. "I'm sorry, who are you?" He knew the answer, but figured this was proper etiquette.
"H-Hinata," she replied. Her shy attitude was cute, but it was really eating up Jon's time.
"See ya later," he said, and walked away from her.
Later, Jon was walking down the streets of Konoha. It was dusk. "I know you're there," he said.
Sasuke stepped out of the shadows of a building. "I'll make this simple. Who are you really, and what did you do to me earlier?" he asked.
"I'm Jon, as Iruka-sensai introduced me. Uchiha Jon."
"Yeah, that's the problem I'm having trouble with," Sasuke snapped back, but it sounded less venomous and more cool. Sasuke was very good at the brooding thing, Jon knew, but it wouldn't work on him. His life was worse. Jon sighed and brushed his bangs back.
"You don't want to know," Jon warned. Sasuke got up in his face.
"I am the last Uchiha," Sasuke said darkly. "Explain. Now."
"You really think you can threaten me? Don't you understand?" Jon said rhetorically.
"Pfft." Sasuke was glaring at him. He looked so much like those that were only a memory now. It made Jon long for the past. No. He shook his head. He had shit to do.
Sasuke moved closer, and tried to kiss Jon! Jon didn't blame Sasuke, though. It was his curse as the last of the Uchiha. He only questioned why the girls hadn't made a stronger move sooner like Sasuke just did. Maybe Sasuke's dark personality made him more vulnerable, or maybe it was because he was a boy.
Sasuke's eyes went wide. "What the hell did you do to me?!" he yelled.
"Nothing, bro. Maybe you're just gay," Jon said.
Sasuke punched a wall, then ran away. He looked a little girly, and it made his ass look nice, but only in a platonic kind of way. Jon could appreciate beauty, no matter the form. Anyways, Jon felt bad for Sasuke, but his secrets needed to be kept. For now. Sakura came to his mind, and he thought, "maybe not completely." Hmm, Sakura...but that blond chick was good, too. And Hinata. Were there any other girls? Whatever. They'd do.
When he got home Kakashi was there. Without so much as a word, the jounin tried to sharingan him. "Just as I thought," Kakashi said. "Who are you?"
"Jon. Uchiha Jon," responded Jon. He was starting to get sick of his own name.
"Yes, but who are you really?" the copy ninja asked.
"I can't tell you that," Jon sighed. Kakashi's hand began to glow blue sparks. Jon laughed.
"Grand Chidori," Jon said, and both his hands instantly sparked. The sparks met in the middle, forming a giant lightning ball. Kakashi's eyes widened. He put his chidori away, and covered the sharingan eye. Jon released his chakra, too.
"Alright. If the Third is okay with it, so am I. For now," Kakashi said, his voice shaking. He then strained to glare his eye, and disappeared.
"Dramatic bunch," Jon said.
The next day at school Jon took his seat next to Sakura. She was looking cute again, and so was Hinata. Ino, on second thought, was not so much. Jon didn't like that giant bang thing, but maybe he could convince her to get rid of it without using his powers. He wouldn't abuse his power. He meant to become Hokage someday, after all.
Class would be dull again, and Jon couldn't wait until graduation. This infiltration was taking way too long.
"Hey," he smiled to Sakura. She went red.
"H-hi," she said, then swallowed. "How are you today?"
"I'm fine," Jon replied. His eyes glanced over Sakura's body. "You, too?" Sakura was now as red as she could get. He didn't mean it that way, but he wanted her to think he did, but he also did think she was cute, so he meant it, so in short his words were more than calculated. Sakura moved closer to him and Jon grinned.
After class Naruto blocked his path. "Hey, Jon. What's up?" he asked with that stupid face of his.
"Nothing much, Naruto," Jon responded.
"Are you into Sakura?" Naruto blurted out.
"Maybe. Why?" Jon asked. Naruto finally opened his eyes. He did not look happy.
"I don't know if I like you," he said stupidly. Jon felt bad for the squirrelly little orphan shit, but also didn't care about how he felt.
"Yeah? Well I don't really know you, either. What of it?" Jon said coolly.
"Just...you better not hurt her!" the fox boy shouted, then turned to walk away, scowling. He put his hands in his pocket and kicked a rock. The sight made Jon feel bad.
"I know you don't wipe your ass," he said. (AN: I know it was only in a filler scene, but I have never been able to look at Naruto the same ever since!)
Naruto stopped suddenly. Then he ran away. Jon laughed.
Finally, graduation day came. Jon graduated easily. Finally, his true mission could begin.
Jon's eyes gleamed, and he was placed in a group with Sakura and Hinata. He knew they weren't very strong, but he would make up for it, and subtly help Kurenai mold them into great ninja. Of course, he didn't really care about any of that, but he could be a nice guy, too.
"Hey, Hinata," Jon said. Sakura glared at Hinata, and Jon grinned. His inner Hokage was making out with all three of them, including Kurenai. (AN: That's like his ego or id. I'm not really sure which it is, nor am I sure I understand the difference, but it's like Inner Sakura.)
"H-hi," Hinata stammered.
Sakura was suddenly closer to him. Jon got the feeling that her body was moving against her will. She looked up at him, cheeks all red, and a timid smile pulled on her lips. She really looked cute, and Jon almost lost his cool. He had to fight the pull towards her. "Sup, Jon?" she asked with a giggle.
"Not much, babe," Jon said boldly. This made Hinata really sad, but she was far too timid to do anything about it, so she just turned away. On the other hand, Sakura smiled wildly. She kissed him on the cheek. Jon scowled, saying, "not so fast, babe." Really, he wanted faster, but this would ruin things with Hinata, who he thought he may like more if he got to know her. Then again, she talked way too slow, and Jon just didn't have the time for that shit.
Sakura looked a little hurt, so Jon put his arm around her. "We're just so young, and I hardly know you. Don't be down. You're really cute," he said, knowing exactly what she wanted to hear. Sakura went as red as she possibly could, sunburns not included.
"Alright guys, or, uh, guy and girls," Kurenai said, appearing suddenly.
"Hey, babe-sensei," Jon said, mustering up every bit of his bravado. Kurenai gave him a look that could have been a good one, perhaps a mix of, "what the hell?" and "something about this kid..." and "too young!" But Jon was probably over thinking things, he concluded. How could one look say so many conflicting things? It was impractical, and he was probably just being a desperate little boy.
Sakura looked really hurt, so Jon said, "don't worry, babe, she's too old for me. This is just who I am." Sakura's face lit up.
"I am not!" shouted Kurenai. Regret quickly took over her face. "I mean...lets just get to training." Jon smirked. (AN: Don't worry, it's not going there. Just awkward first impressions.)
Jon did the dumb challenges set up by Kurenai, and passed them easily, but not too easily. He was sick of standing out so much.
Kurenai stopped him after training, and said sultrily, "you sure are impressive, Uchiha Jon."
"I know, sensei. Thank you," Jon replied, smiling coolly, but then her big breasts got very close to him, and his cool smile disappeared. He wanted to touch them so badly! Kurenai was so close he could smell her fleshly, womanly, sweet scent. Hormones were running through him, and he hated himself for how much they controlled him, so he excused himself, and ran away.
That night Jon had sexy dreams, to say the least. He awoke feeling happy, gross, and ashamed.
He and his team had the day off, so Uchiha Jon decided to find Sakura. It did not take him very long. He stood at a distance and watched her for a little while. She was picking flowers, then using her chakra to reconnect them to their stems. She was wearing a conservative green dress. It did, however, have a slit running down the sides that exposed her thighs, and she only wore very short, tight shorts underneath, exposing a lot of her legs. Jon, in contrast, wore dark Uchiha clothes, like Sasuke's black chuunin exam ones, except he had his spikes and chains, and his shorts were baggier. They weren't very good ninja shorts, but he was way above his level at the moment, so he didn't really care. He'd think of more practical ninja shorts when he needed to. Perhaps none?
(AN: I know she doesn't have medical ninjutsu yet, but one would think that if someone can walk on water, one with such control as Sakura would be able to put a flower back together. Plus, Sakura needs things to do.)
Uchiha Jon walked to her, and loomed over her back. "Hey, Sakura," he said. Her hair stood on end, and she whipped around.
"Uchiha Jon! You scared me!" she gasped. "Don't do that!" She stood up.
"Just call me Jon, Sakura," he said. "Sorry about that."
"That's okay," she replied. "Jon."
Jon picked a white flower, and placed it in Sakura's hair. "Very pretty," he complimented coolly.
"T-thank you," she said, blushing. "What are you doing here?"
"Looking for you," he charmed.
"W-well, you found me. How can I help you?" She was so cute. Jon just wanted to kiss her. He told himself he didn't because he needed to move slowly, but really, this girl would probably let him.
"Why were you doing that? Aren't you like the best in class in terms of chakra control? Surely you don't need practice," Jon said.
"Thanks, Jon. Do you really think so?"
"Hell, yeah." If she were about to stop blushing, now she wasn't going to for a good while.
"I'm just trying to remember how it feels, you know? I've never had to do anything like that under pressure, so I want to make it instinctual when I have to," she replied.
"That's pretty smart. How do you feel when you do that?"
"Well, it takes a lot of concentration, but something about it is also calming. I want to grasp onto that. I think if I can associate it with only that calming feeling I won't have to concentrate."
She really is a genius, thought Jon. "I never considered something like that," he told her. "Smart girls are hot." Sakura's eyes grew wide. She glanced away, her face red, and squirmed a little.
"Thanks," she whispered. "No one has ever said anything like that to me before."
"Well, we're kinda young," Jon laughed. "It's not too late for such firsts." He coolly put his hands in his pockets. "You know?"
"Yeah," she agreed, breathlessly.
Jon held out his hand. She hesitated a moment, then took it. They walked through the field, hand in hand. Jon would glance at her from time to time, and she would grow red. They didn't speak for a long while.
"This isn't very ninja-like," Sakura said.
"Do we always have to be ninja?" Jon replied.
"I guess not. But we only just became genin. We should probably train."
"That's not what days off are for. They're for this." He smiled.
Before parting that evening, Sakura began, "Jon," she looked a little sad, "I had a nice time today," she forced a smile, "but I don't know..."
"Don't know what, Sakura?"
"It's just, I kind of...I don't know how I feel." Jon knew she was thinking of Sasuke.
"Stop right there, Sakura. You don't have to make this anything more than it is at this time. I'll just see you around, right?"
Sakura smiled. "Yes!"
(AN: Tell me what you think! I'm trying not to move this relationship too fast, and this isn't primarily a romance, but I just don't like the way Sakura was treated in the canon. Yes, she's an ignorant, young, love struck person, but a character could have set her straight...er, I guess Naruto tried. Her obsession with Sasuke is such a problem...It makes sense in a short story like a play or movie, but something with that many chapters... I just want more for Sakura! She had so much potential!)