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Noel (Little Bit)

Had an idea floating around for a while now.

How would Peter and Chalet be as Vampire parents?

Chapter 1

Char's pov

It had been 18 years away from that hag Mara, in that time my mate Peter and I have moved on to as Jazz calls "the scum-bag diet." The year is 1963 who knew how one night could change so much. We were passing through Huston, we would both love to stay but the bitch was still looking for us down here. My mate Peter would say fuck her, he just knew shit, if asked he would tell you it was no gift, smug bastard. On the way out he just up and told me we had to eat before we blown this town. He headed for the back side of Main ST not the best part of town regardless of the name. That's when it hit me the smell; I have been a vampire for 20 years and had a good handle on my thirst or thought I did. I lost my shit and homed in on the young girl being raped by five men in a back ally.

Peter's pov

Shit, my mate just blown by me like her ass is on fire. Go get'em Hun, wait what the fuck, she's chomping on the little girl, shit! I guess I better drop these five whore-mother-fuckers. I sprit over and give two a tap on the back of the head, not enough to kill them, just enough to put them down. Dead blood tastes like shit no point ruining our dinner. I hear the girl's heart skip and stop. Char drops her and grabs the piece of shit that had his dick in the girl she clamps on his femoral artery. I grab the other two both by the neck I bite down on one wile choking out the other who says I can't chew gum and walk at the same time. That fucking bunny muncher Jasper that's who, ass-hat. I drop the first and wifey is on her other scum bag. I look over at Char after I finish my second, one left she had three, well 2½, guess I will have to force this prick down good thing I wore my comfy pants. Char is tossing the scum in the dumpster we will carry the girl somewhere and put her in the ground, my love would be feeling bad, no-way can we burn her. Char throws the match in and woosh five bodies well done. I pick up the little bit of a girl, such a waste, too young. We run like a scalded cat out of there, as were clearing the town line the girl's heart lurches, she sucks in a breath and she starts to scream. With as little blood left the venom went straight to her heart. Fuck she's changing.

Girl's pov

Trapped, fuck there's five of them. On the streets for three years, I guess my luck finally ran out. "God" you couldn't cut me one break, well make it quick you fickle god. I'll bite the first one maybe he will knock me out that would be an OK way to go right? Where did the chick come from? Go girl throw that ass-hole into that wall. Wait what the fuck, she bit me, that shit hurts, and she's drinking me. Oh god you have a sick sense of humor. 15 years old with a bad ticker living on the streets and a mother fucking vampire is going to kill me, you must really hate me Creator. There goes my heart, quitting, no surprise. Guess lady vamp will have to work to get the rest of my red yummy juices out. Too much trouble I guess no need to be gentle bitch, heads are made to bounce right? Funny I think I hear him saying they will give me a decent spot in the earth. Oh fuck I'm on fire; shit God how good do you have to be if you live on the street? I don't think I should be in hell. Don't you grade on a curve? Man this shit hurts. What's that sound, wait, ok that's me screaming. Well nice to know Satan gets right down to business. Hey lord of the underworld lighten up on the heat would ya? How long is forever? Coz it feels like I've served that all ready. Wait is that an angle whispering in my ear? Try to remember my human life? Are you fucking shitting me dude, go back to the big guy and tell him when I get my pitch-fork I will be ramming it up his holy ass till it comes out his mouth. What's to remember my one year with mom before he ripped her from me or dear old dad who thought at 12 I should replace her in his bed? How about the 3 years at the vay-k I like to call Huston TX, with the whores looking out for me when they can. Ya those were the days, Ha Ha. If it's all the same I would just like to forget about the shitty heart and life he gave me. Fuck you, try to remember! Ooo the burning is leaving my fingers and toes, Ok Old Nick shut off the rest of the flames and give me my marching orders. Anything to fuck up his world view is fine by me, oh shit my heart is giving out again how can your heart kill you twice? Yep last beat, wait nothing hurts well lets open these peppers and see what hell looks like.

Looking around I see what must be two falling angles so beautiful but with so many scares. I jump up and move to the corner looking between them.

"Take it easy Lil bit, my names Peter and that's my wifey Char."

"Are we in hell?" I ask them.

"Well we are in the Bad Lands in New Mexico sweetie." Char tells me with a smile. "What do you remember sug?"

I stop and think, OH YA, hell, and I'm a new recruit. "Um well, like hell and sticking it to god?"

Peter laughs "best new born ever, we are going to get along great."

Char smacks the back of his head. "He meant your name sug we are still on Earth but you are no longer human. I sort of bit you and now you're a vampire sweetie."

Looking a little shocked, what's my name? "I don't remember, what, wait a minute vampire? You're shitting me right?"

Peter smiles "nope we even stocked you up a few rapists to eat for when you woke up."

For some reason eating someone like that seemed fine I felt my throat the burn was still there. "I could eat."

Peter's pov

We moved to the root cellar three of the most lowest forms of humans were huddled in the corner. Lil Bit latched on to the first one like a pro. So calm for a new born she was almost made for this life the way she sealed over the bite like a lipid to a rock. Hell not even a drop was wasted. My Char was looking at her with those lovey dovey eyes that she only uses on me. That fucking little itch of a gift of mine is telling me she is part of the family now. Wait what now fucker, she's gifted too. Aw fuck Aro will want her, stop telling me this shit fucker we had a deal.

She drops the last one liking her lips. "Feeling better Lil Bit?"

Char smacks my arm; "we are not calling her that!" she looks at our new family member, "what do you want to be called sug?

She shrugs looking at Char for help. "What do you think would be a good name?"

Char thinks for a minute and smiles, "how about Noel as we found you on Christmas Eve?"

She just shrugs "OK" boy nothing left of her human life just like some pixy we know. We had gone through her pockets no id. Set as a 15 year old for the rest of time Ma and I will have to teach her everything we know about fighting cos sure as shit she will be fighting with a last name like Whitlock.

Noel's pov

It was strange, I remember things, places, well some of them anyway. But anything to do with me before the change was blank. Char and Peter told me the RULES and what happens if we break them. Who'd a thought vamp police would hunt you down and torch your ass, no prison for us. I started to think of them as mom and dad after a few weeks don't ask me why. Char almost dropped dead again the first time I called her that, her heart was in her eyes. Peter pissed me off and I flippantly called him dad. He told me "that's right and don't think I won't put you over my knee and give you a hiding." I learned the hard way that though I may be stronger they had no problem subduing me. He was so fast I was on the ground the first time I tried to run to town and grab a bite. Mom told me dad will be getting my meals for the first year. I would probably kill ½ the town if they brought me there. Now if it weren't for those pesky laws dad told me he would let me "have at it." Funny thing, as more time went on I kinda like thinking of them as mom and dad must have had some shit ones as a human if I didn't want to remember them. New life, new start, new family, sounds good to me, and as for all the blood drinking, well I don't remember what food tasted like anyway, but I'm sure as shit sure it wasn't as good as O-neg. One month that's all dad gave me before we started "School" as he put it. First thing, learn control. I broke everything either crushing it or ripping it to shreds. Every trip to town dad brought warm bodies back and papers and magazines for mom to read and me to practice on. We would sit together and read them, mom turning the pages. Once we were done I would give it a go, try not to rip the thin paper. It was my favorite time something for mom and me, just the two of us. Dad would look on with a happy smile as he watched his two girls together.

"Don't sweat it Lil Bit you'll get it soon enough." Peter told me as I got mad at myself again. Mom pretended to hate the name but I kinda liked it, it was mine something between dad and me.

Trying again we all hear rrrip. "FUCKING SHITTY THIN PAPER" burst out of my mouth.

Mom gives me a dirty look "Noel language" dad cracks a smile but has learned to keep his mouth shut.

"Sorry mom I just get so worked up." She pats my hand and I try again RRRIP I bite my lip keeping in the shit that is going through my mind. No impulse control as a new born that's what dad says, permanent foot in mouth syndrome. Dad is laughing at my effort not to blurt out my shit word salad.

I see him and my brain trips me up again "Fuck off dad." the fucker loses it and falls to the floor rolling around. Mom just looks daggers at him and tells me "Try again sug." When I have shredded all the papers and magazines that little torcher is over till dad's next trip to town. Time for my favorite part of the day we run the perimeter of our territory we are 200 miles from any humans no chance we will run into any out here. We run a fitty mile radius spitting and rubbing up against any trees in the circle. It lets other vamps know that we clam this land and to hunt near here may mean a fight with us. Dad and mom are known as bad asses not many will cross them and with my unknown sent making it a lot more iffy.

We get back and I'm all ways in a good mood after running. Dad uses this time to teach me things, languages, geography, tactics, chess, and other things. I would sit till my rats in my head would demand I move on to other things. Mom would insist we have family time games, tv, or movies. Dad voted for sports mostly, mom liked board games, I pushed for game shows. We had to take it in turns dad would do anything if I let him watch the news instead of the game shows; I liked "you bet your life" with Groucho Marks. He would tell me to light him up first before sitting down to watch that shit. Mom hated to watch hockey she could stomach anything else. Me I kinda liked it all, not like I can remember any of this shit from before so it was all new to me.

That's how the first three months passed then we got our first visitor. He strolled in like he owned the place dad and he were going at it, but mom just watched as they fought on the front lawn. "See how your father moves never giving him his back Noel?"

"Mom aren't we going to help daddy?" I look on in destress as the stranger throws dad into a tree.

"It's just Garret sug he's an old friend, the men folk just like to rough house when they meet up." She points out a few more moves as they stop in the center of the lawn.

"God dam you yank, next time call before dropping in." Peter looks daggers at him. "We have a baby here ass-hole" he points at me.

Garret cringes "Sorry Char I didn't know, you and Peter always said you were never making another after Mara's coven.

Mom put her hand around me "that was before we met our daughter Noel."

If I could blush I would have, mom and dad were up front with me about what happened. The rape and me being her singer, all I know is they love me now, that's what matters to me. I wave at the new vamp, "HI" and tuck behind mom again.

I found out that Garret was like mom and dad's cousin, not quite part of the coven, but extended family. I knew about Uncle Jasper, dad's brother from the wars. He was both mom and dad's sire, but he would beat the tar out of them if they called him dad so they settled for brother. All I know is his venom runs through me too. Dad called after I was turned and told him; evidently it was not a good idea to surprise the Major. Daddy was his Captain for almost 50 years before he helped mommy and dad get away from that bitch Mara. Someday I would help them rip that cunts head off.

It takes a few days for me to warm up to Garret but he seeks out the rooms I'm in, striking up a conversation like we were old friends.

"So I first met your dad in the southern wars I was helping an old friend who had been aligned with Mara's current objectives. We got on great, seems they had not met many immortals over a year except Mara and her officers. I remember the time…"

Peter jumps into the conversation "Lil Bit doesn't need to hear about that you reprobate."

"Yes she does," I tell Garret with a smile.

"Later "he whisper thought mom and dad can hear. There really are no secrets in a house full of vampires. Dad won't let me go off without both mom and him just in case. Garret just gives me a wink I somehow know he will find a way.

Mom gives him a dirty look she knows him "none of your shit Garret you don't want to piss me off."

He smiles at her "No ma-um" but cracks a bigger smile.

It was a month after Garrets extended visit that I turned my first page without a tear I stared at the paper before me, every head popped up as no noise came. "I did it "I whispered.

Garret grabbed me and spun me in a circle "good going short stuff."

After he put me down mom gave me a hug "try again sug."

All of a sudden it was easy like something clicked in my head. All of a sudden my world opened up I could read. Dad brought back school books Math, Science, World History. I read them cover to cover. My new mind storing all the information, in a week I am reading collage course books.

It had been 5 months we have been pushing my feeding to four days apart dad made me stand in the room with my meal and wait, sometimes I couldn't help it and took them right away other times I was able to hold out till dad told me to take them. I really tried it was the only way I would be able to go among the humans. I would never bring the Volturi down on my family.

Garret showed me a new world, music; he taught me the guitar, fiddle. He had been around for 2 hundred years and loved Music. I would sit and listen to the radio and learn the melody then play along singing with them. Mom loved when I did that, moving around cleaning and putting things in their places. I found out from dad when mom had gone to town that this was the first home they have ever stayed at more than a few months. "She wants to make a proper home for you Lil Bit. From what we saw you had a rough go of it as a human kid. She's nesting, she loves you so much baby."

I hug him not at full strength, still having my new born strength. "I love you and mom too"

will post chapter 2 soon