Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Looking for Mr. Right
Rating: M
Pairing: Edward and Bella
Disclaimer: not mine
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 147
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Searching for the gorgeous man who is the other half of my strange soul (Seattle)
Date: 2011-010-01, 8:33PM EST
Reply to: comefindmemrright (at) craigslist (dot) org
Hi. I don't know if you remember me, but we had an amazing time last night. We were at a party and there was whipped cream, fart cushions, limes, paper airplanes, and jump ropes involved. I tried to have sex with you, but you said we were too drunk. I even stripped for you. NOTHING. So anyway, if you aren't gay and really out there….I'm not drunk now.
If I could get past the fog, I'd tell you more. But I do remember that we spent the entire night talking. You had two gorgeous eyes, two nipples, one nose, and two ears. You really are the one for me. I felt it in my bones.
I know this isn't much to go on, but help me out. The only other thing I remember is that you had a unicorn tattooed on your ass.
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