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Um, hi.
This is really awkward.
I mean, even for the beginning of a letter.
Whose idea was this to begin with? Sounds like something the Invisible Woman, or worse, her brother, would have thought up.
Hey, why don't we have superhero pen pals? I mean, it would be a great way to get to know each other! Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, yeah, you might not even remember who I am.
Uh. Problem.
How am I going to keep you from tracking this back to my secret identity? Keep you from figuring out who I am?
If you haven't already…
Have I mentioned that this is awkward?
Um… so, yeah. Um… what's been up with me?
I, uh, captured a few jewel thieves today in the act. That was exciting. Got villain-ized again by the Bugel again. That was entertaining.
Nothing makes my day brighter than to see myself painted as a criminal.
Um… I'm kind of complaining to the wrong person, aren't I? Half the population of your city thinks you're an urban legend. Half of the other half thinks that you're a demon.
Not that you that you show them otherwise. I mean – just as a friendly piece of advice between heroes, y'know – you could really work on your public image.
Being a little less menacing couldn't hurt.
And a smile… wow. That would do wonders.
I won't even start on how a few jokes could make you a lot more friendly looking. People might even line up to buy Batman dolls if you are good enough at it…
Um… I'm rambling. Sorry. Tired.
And a little overstressed.
I better end this letter before you really truss me up.
Man, I'm gonna kill the genius who came up with this idea. Has to have been the Human Torch.
---- Spiderman
1-30-
Spiderman –
I don't care whose idea it was. Don't write me.
Ever again.
---- Batman