Disclaimer : I don't own Jack Frost, or the advice. I got the 15 tips from .
This is just a quirky little one-shot of my Cupid and Jack.
Jack rocketed through the sky, searching for his close friend. He had no idea where she had flown off to, but he needed her advice. He was a man on a mission, and he needed her advice.
"Stupid Cherub AGH!" Jack yelled when his arm wa suddenly pinned to a nearby tree.
"Careful FrostBite," A voice laughed. "I might miss next time."
Jack chuckled as Cupid emerged from the nearby shadows. Her maple brown hair was in a ponytail, and her light lavender eyes sparked with mirth. She wore a white shirt with a silver collar and silver lines running down from under her chest. Her pants were darker grey and her boots were black. She walked forward and tugged the arrows from Jack's sleeve. He rolled his shoulder and smirked at her.
"Good to see you too, Em." Jack said. She mock bowed.
"Well c'mon then. You must be looking for me for a reason." She said, leading him back to her cliff. She had a liking for high places. They flew up to her perch and Emily, aka Em, sprawled on the ground. One arm rested over her eyes, the other on her stomach, and her right foot was on the ground.
"I need your advice." Jack admitted. Emily sat up and looked at him curiously.
"What kind of advice?" She asked cautiously. She knew a lot of things, including making bombs from tin-foil, so she was a bit wary of the advice he needed.
"Well... there's this gir-"
"Oh my god, you have a crush!" Emily squealed, clasping her hands in front of her with a beaming grin. Jack blushed.
"Shuddup." He said.
"So, who's the lucky lady?" She asked with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle. Jack sighed. If only she knew.
"Not why I'm here. I need advice on how to get her to like me. Without you shooting her." Jack said. Emily smirked.
"So. You wanna know how to make your woman swoon, huh? Alright. I've got 15 tips for you." Emily said. She wiggled to get comfy, and watched Jack with her 'let me tell you a thing' face on. Jack smirked and faced her.
"Number 15-"
"What happened to 1 through 14?" Jack asked.
"Shuddup, I'm going in reverse. Number 15. Tell her she's beautiful." Emily said. "Women love compliments but none as much as those that come from the one they love. There should never be any doubt in her mind that you find her attractive. Tell her every time. Get it?"
"Got it."
"Good. Number 14. Reassure her. Be the guy that's always in her corner, giving her sincere reassurance. She's nervous about her gift? Reassure her. She's worried about how her hair looks? Reassure her. Whatever it is, just reassure her." Emily said. Jack nodded.
"I got it."
"Okay. 13. Treat her like a lady. It doesn't matter if she drives monster trucks for a living and hasn't worn a dress since childhood, every woman loves it when a man treats her like a lady. Bring her flowers, make her candlelight dinners, leave her love notes. Do all of those little "cheesy" things you might feel silly doing because they will make her feel like she is loved." Emily said. Jack snorted at the monster truck joke but nodded.
"12. Talk her up to others."
"What does that mean?"
"I'm getting to it, Frostbite. People don't like it when others talk about them behind their back unless something good is being said. When someone asks about your girl, tell them how amazing she is. It will eventually get back to her and when it does, she will love you for it. For example:" She gave him a look. "What's she look like?"
"She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Jack admitted. Emily grinned.
"You've got it. Alright, 11. Be helpful and understanding. This is especially huge if she gets into some kind of trouble or is under a lot of stress. Be understanding of her situation and try to help her however you can." Emily said.
"Will do."
"Number 10. Listen to her. Remember that you can hear someone without actually listening to them. When you listen to her, take a genuine interest in the things she has to say and respond by consoling her. This isn't a time to give her advice (unless she asks for it), she probably just wants to know you care." Emily said. Jack nodded.
"Alright, listen. Got it."
"Number nine. Kiss her. Don't be the kind of guy that only kisses when it can turn into something more. Show her you love to kiss her any time, not just when it could lead to a make-out session or... y'know." Emily said. Jack nodded.
"Let's recap. What are the six tips I've given so far?" Emil asked.
"Tell her she's beautiful, reassure her, treat her like a lady, talk her up to others, be helpful and understanding, listen to her, and kiss her." Jack said. Emily nodded.
"Good. Number eight. Tell her when you miss her. You may think that being in love sort of automatically implies that you'd miss each other when there is distance between you, but it doesn't mean she doesn't still want to hear it." Emily told him.
"Tell her when I miss her. Alright." Jack said.
"Seven. Embrace her quirks. Maybe she knows more about the world of comics than you and loves to knit or make crafts. Embrace all of those 'odd' little things that make her who she is." Emily smirked. "In fact, those are probably all of the little things you adore about her."
"Go on." Jack said with an amused sigh.
"Six. Admit when you're wrong. It's like the old saying goes 'do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?' Say you're sorry, it's worth it. For example : Jack, I can't believe you would hit me with an ice ball." She said, eyes watering as if she was about to cry.
"I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
"Very good!" Emily said, beaming. "Number five. Watch her favorite movie."
"We're spirits, how am I supposed to-"
"Uh-uh-uh." She tutted, wagging her finger at him. She jerked her thumb towards her cave. "I have a tv."
"Are you suggesting I bring her here to watch her favorite move, if she even has one?"
"Exactly. Moving on. Number four. Go the extra mile. There are a bunch of little things you can do each day to show her how much you care. Do little things every day that go above what she was expecting and she'll be completely swept off her feet." Emily said. Jack smirked as she made a arching gesture when she said 'swept off her feet'. "Something funny, Frost?"
"Go on." He said.
"Number three. Whisper sweet nothings. Lean in close and whisper something sweet to her. Tell her how beautiful she is or how much you love her. She'll love the intimate moment between you two." Emily said.
"Does saying something about food work too?" Jack joked. Emily laughed.
"Number-Number two." She said, catching her breath. "Smile at her. One of the quickest ways to grab her attention is by making eye contact and smiling. Extra points if you wink like Ryan Gosling. Of course, if you happen to look anything like Ryan Gosling, you probably don't need to do anything more. Kidding, you're adorable."
"Why thank you." Jack said, rolling his eyes with a smile. Emily looked away, an odd expression on her face.
"Number one." Emily said. "Let her know you love her. Women want to know their wanted and that their man is always eager to see her. You will make her happy by showing her that she is your every happiness."
"Is that it?" Jack asked. Emily nodded and stood, making her way to her cave. Jack got up and smiled. "In that case, I'll catch you later, Em!"
She watched him fly off with a sad smile. Meanwhile, Jack was grinning. He knew what to do.