Ok, so hi everyone, here is another fic, I think it's gonna be say 5 chapters or so but I don't know. It's my first humour based fic so be nice! and enjoy!

Disclaimer: If i owned Naruto, I'd have the money to go out more often!

It was getting late. Neji and Tenten stood together at the edge of the training ground.

"Sunset." He stated matter-of-factly.

"Yeah I know, it's really beautiful tonight, I guess."

"…"

Tenten turned to face him and their eyes locked for a nanosecond.

"Hey Neji, why don't we go on to Ichiraku's I'm starving and…"

"I'm not hungry." He stalked out of the clearing his hair swinging slightly with each step.

'Jeez! There's no need to get all high and mighty Hyuuga on me! I swear, that boy has something mentally wrong with him.'

Tenten rolled her eyes at his back and returned to gathering her weapons from the floor.

-----Meanwhile(Unbeknown to our heroine)-----

"Yosh! Lee! I have decided! We must bear the challenge of igniting the youthful spark of romance between our youthful comrades!"

"Gai-sensei! I am stunned by your ready supply of youthful ideas! Tell me your secret!"

"Well Lee, with each day that passes, my burning desire to do a good turn increases ten-fold. As the beautiful green beast of Konoha, I get great pleasure from using my everlasting youth to help the beautiful and hopeful awaiting recipients of Konoha. In this case, Lee, it is the youthful flower of our team, and we're using our youth to bring springtime love in a good turn!" nice guy pose

-----In reality (Flashback)-----

On the roof of an undisclosed building, two full-grown men stood about 20 paces apart One of them sat cross-legged an orange book on his lap. The other, clad entirely in green, had one hand on his hip, the other hand pointing accusingly at the man opposite him.

"Kakashi."

"Good morning, Gai-kun" Needless to say, Kakashi did not even look up from his book. "My turn today, I believe."

"Yosh! What is it?! Tai-jutsu? No, sprinting? Wait, weight training? Swimming? Press-ups? Handstands?…"

"Love."

"WHAT?!"

"If you can get two members of your team to go on a date, you win. If you can't, I win. Goodbye Gai-kun."

-----Back to Gai-world (End Flashback)-----

"Just wait Kakashi! I'll win this time! Ha ha ha HA HA HA!!!!!"

"Just what are you to doing back here?! This better be good!"

"Oh... err Tenten-san we were… erm, we were…" Note; the finely polished kunai aimed at Lee and Gai.

"TRAINING!!! Increase the power of YOUTH through laughter! HA HA HA HA!!!"

"Oh, err ok. Well I guess I'll just, err leave you guys to it, so err… bye!" She pocketed the kunai and fled faster than you can say forest green.

-----Now that Tenten's gone…-----

"Lee, listen, and listen carefully, here is the plan. In fact, take notes."

"Yes, Gai-sensei"

"Ok, I have prepared a list of ways in which to light the flame of love between our youthful comrades it is as following…"

-----Several minutes of intense whispering (from Gai) and frantic scribbling (from Lee) later…-----

"…And thus concludes our plan."

"Gai-sensei, the spirit of your resourcefulness fills my heart- and pages- with youthful joy!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!!"

"GAI-SEN…"

Author spares readers the pain and stops writing now.

I hope you liked it! please review, even if it's just like three words, it doesn't take long so do it.

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iHEARThyuuga

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