Well since my former of this story was utter crap, ive decided to rewrite it! So hopefully, this turns out better… hopefully.
I am Kou Sparrow. And I am extremely pissed off.
I captain the great ship, the Black Pearl with my ever so loyal crew.
And right now, I am being attacked. By my favorite pain in the arse stalkers. "Captain! We're being attacked!"
"Really? I couldn't tell from all the holes they're blowing into my ship!" good ole Barbossa, always stating the painfully obvious. The enemy ship's 2 captain hopped onto my ship.
"Kou! Long time no sea! Get it? Sea! SEA!"
"that wasn't funny brother."
"my, how I have missed my dearies… NOT. GET OFF MY SHIP."
"ah, that not the way to treat guests, is it my sweet?" one of the two captain had a knife to my throat. Crap.
"Heh heh heh… would you to like some tea?" he lifted the knife from my neck.
"adda girl." I walked to the edge of my ship, looking down into the darkness of space, stars, moons, planets and the such. The 2 captains went to my side and looked at me. I looked at them and said
"I'm gonna have to sink the Black Pearl to the deepest pits of the universe when I give the two of you flubber nuggets tea!" and my crew pushed the 2 off of my ship.
"Cheers, to our Captain Kou Sparrow!" Barbossa cheered, as did the whole crew. I'm crazy, insane, anything you wish. But really, I'm just unorthodox. I'm known as having...bipolar issues...some claim to me having a personality disorder.
Others say I escaped a hospital ward by chewing through my straight jacket. Heck people go so far as to call me a vampire and be serious about it. But those are just myths about me. But who knows? I might be bipolar. I might have a second personality. I just might be in the pre-stages of vampire-ness!
Ahh well. Well find out soon enough if people start disappearing. No. I didn't forget the claim about the straight jacket. That ones actually true. I went to the planet silent hill full of homicidal monsters and zombies.
They trapped me in a straight jacket trying to force down this weird liquid. That's when I chewed through the stupid thing. Do NOT ask me how.
But during the celebrating, something peculiar happened on a small planet the Black Pearl was cruising over. It seemed engulfed in red and I was 9 red tails like things coming from it. Soon we landed on the peculiar planet and I investigated. I didn't know that the results from my little mystery would threaten the entire existence of everything.
Wow.